"This is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy."

[u/WVUGuy29]

[u/kenzwashere]

there must be some malarkey in the atmosphere

[u/tehtris → u/kenzwashere]

Everyone who doesn't upvote this, your mom's a ho.

[u/ViperPM → u/tehtris]

I upvoted because my mom is no ho!

[u/Natepon → u/ViperPM]

Can’t upvote cuz my mom is a ho

[u/TBtheGamer12 → u/Natepon]

Oh we know

[u/Natepon → u/TBtheGamer12]

Please get yourself checked

[u/Phtokhos → u/Natepon]

Before you get yourself wrecked.

[u/djseafood → u/Phtokhos]

By syphilis

[u/BroadBaker5101 → u/Phtokhos]

Oh I thought that was a warning since they slept with Nate the great’s mom. Tbf I see why he was being an asshole to Ted now.

[u/__JDQ__ → u/TBtheGamer12]

I just left her place. She asked me to tell everyone, “Hi.”

[u/spychef007 → u/__JDQ__]

So that was you I high fived on the way out of her place!

[u/lyunardo → u/__JDQ__]

Literally everyone

[u/Nuka-World_Vacation → u/Natepon]

Mines a ho as well. Should I upvote to make a difference?

[u/FISHBOT4000 → u/Natepon]

That's rough, buddy.

[u/saucygh0sty → u/tehtris]

ho ee oh ee oh, ice ice ice

[u/lyunardo → u/tehtris]

I feel like I need to conduct an investigation into whether or not my mom is now, or has ever been, a ho.

She seems to be pretty conservative, and she owns her own business, but who knows... maybe she covered her tracks.

This could take a while.

[u/brainsonthebasquiat → u/lyunardo]

Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.

[u/International_Rice47 → u/brainsonthebasquiat]

I like asking questions and accepting real answers

[u/brainsonthebasquiat → u/International_Rice47]

Nobody needs to find out their mom got ran through by the college football team. And she didn’t go to the college.

[u/International_Rice47 → u/brainsonthebasquiat]

Okay. Very true

[u/cap_time_wear_it → u/lyunardo]

My mom likes to hoe. Her garden is very popular.

[u/International_Rice47 → u/lyunardo]

I keep reading this and I am finding myself looking into my own psych

Strawberries wild or in a garden

[u/BrailleBillboard → u/lyunardo]

Pretty sure you should let me handle this. DM her number

[u/86thdj → u/tehtris]

Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!

[u/Miss-Tiq → u/kenzwashere]

I just woke up Cthulhu with the scream I just scrumpt.

[u/live4lax25 → u/Miss-Tiq]

Scrumpt! New band name I called it

[u/treetyoselfcarol → u/live4lax25]

Scrumpt and the Scrumpttes

[u/KingKay89 → u/Miss-Tiq]

Scrumpt?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this it right here

[u/LegendaryOutlaw → u/kenzwashere]

…he got those moves from Obama…I know you didn’t think some white man made that up.

[u/I_just_keep_smiling → u/LegendaryOutlaw]

Obama when he sees this

https://i.redd.it/w34deo65onoa1.gif

[u/Shayedow → u/I_just_keep_smiling]

To be fair, Obama probably taught Biden those moves one night when they was all hanging out gettin high.

*edit to add* : I would have liked to be there.

[u/tehconqueror → u/Shayedow]

🎵We just assume that it happens. But no one else is in the room where it happens🎵

[u/ajayserendipity → u/I_just_keep_smiling]

This has completed me 🤣🤣

[u/Davethisisntcool → u/kenzwashere]

[u/CtyChicken → u/kenzwashere]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! A rare literal LOL

[u/cRIPtoCITY → u/kenzwashere]

What the crip walk is happening here?

[u/toootired2care → u/kenzwashere]

[u/dreadnoughtstar → u/kenzwashere]

If you dont upvote this your not black.

[u/Mammoth_Key_8771 → u/kenzwashere]

❤️

[u/Metal_Zealot → u/kenzwashere]

r/conservative is already plotting their revenge

[u/Trckstr23 → u/kenzwashere]

Somebody’s mama was the hoe

[u/JennyBeckman]

Right foot, two stomps...cha cha real smooth

[u/owlBdarned → u/JennyBeckman]

[u/Ndeipi → u/owlBdarned]

This sketch was so good!

[u/BochocK → u/Ndeipi]

which is it ?

[u/FranklySinatra → u/BochocK]

https://youtu.be/MC6xjO1JoR8

Here you go. I love how everyone in the scene is 110% committed.

[u/Ezl → u/FranklySinatra]

Thanks! That was a great start to my Sunday!

[u/LazyLamont92 → u/owlBdarned]

Beyonce 2!

[u/probablyuntrue → u/JennyBeckman]

Biden hits the griddy mid debate, wyd?

[u/KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ → u/probablyuntrue]

Pack it up and go home. He already won

[u/BlanchePreston → u/JennyBeckman]

[u/PorygonTheMan → u/JennyBeckman]

I work for a recreation department and on Saturdays we have track meets. When kids land in long jump pit I sometimes call out which foot is closer to the board for measuring.

I frequently say "right foot" and then mumble "let's stomp" under my breath way too often

[u/OohYeahOrADragon → u/PorygonTheMan]

I would be the bad joke dad that yells “LEFT FOOT NOW Y’ALL. two hops, two hops!”

[u/EmptyNullVoid → u/JennyBeckman]

Clap three times. Derail a train.

[u/MrMastodon → u/EmptyNullVoid]

*train derailing noises*

🎶Charlie Brown🎶

[u/No_Paleontologist_25]

He pulled up to the club VIP, gas tank on E, all dranks on him.

[u/Substantial-Rub1820 → u/No_Paleontologist_25]

Wipemedown

[u/Darqnyz → u/Substantial-Rub1820]

jumps, slams down inflation button

[u/kbeks → u/Darqnyz]

Wait, does that do more inflation or less?

[u/EliaTheGiraffe → u/kbeks]

Yes

[u/-BingBongSingaLong- → u/EliaTheGiraffe]

fuck

[u/ButInThe90sThough → u/EliaTheGiraffe]

Wipe me down!

[u/TriviaNerd15 → u/Substantial-Rub1820]

Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes... he was just keepin it fresh

[u/dtt-d → u/Substantial-Rub1820]

A bad bitch wanted me to stay there longer I put that dick up on her but I had a flight to chase (Wipe me down)

[u/friedchocobowings → u/No_Paleontologist_25]

https://i.redd.it/p8sjxd3b7noa1.gif

[u/MuffinPuff → u/friedchocobowings]

The Carnell Stomp is a part of Black history at this point

[u/MoneoAtreides42 → u/No_Paleontologist_25]

Still fly

[u/Crisis-Counselor]

That mf was hittin the Ray Lewis

[u/HereForTheComments57 → u/Crisis-Counselor]

This might be the best comment I've ever seen on Reddit

[u/boricimo → u/Crisis-Counselor]

No, I don’t remember his driving being that bad.

[u/Tawdry_Reaction → u/Crisis-Counselor]

[u/King_Hamburgler → u/Crisis-Counselor]

He probably was when he realized 45 was going to the slammer

[u/Taxpayer_funded]

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[u/Theearthisspinning → u/Taxpayer_funded]

Now why you did this? This shouldn't be seen for free.

[u/giz-a-kiss → u/Theearthisspinning]

Its taxpayer_funded

[u/Bellbivdavoe → u/Taxpayer_funded]

Biden, working out his...
'Remix to Ignition'

[u/I_Am_The_Mole → u/Taxpayer_funded]

Exquisite 😘👌🏻

[u/Heidenberg- → u/Taxpayer_funded]

Biden found out Trump is going to Jail, hitting up the club!

[u/AdvisorAmazing9197 → u/Taxpayer_funded]

He's in there just fucking getting it boy!

[u/Responsible-Baby-551]

He’s doin the griddy

[u/Ironlord789 → u/Responsible-Baby-551]

Oh fuck oh no a second griddy just hit the tower

[u/Agreeable-Pride-3329 → u/Ironlord789]

“Sir the mcgriddles are here”

“Oh no”

[u/DuckDuckDuckFORD → u/Responsible-Baby-551]

Shout out to Ja Morant. Joe doing extras for the set cuh

[u/WhosYoPokeDaddy]

I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie

[u/FalseAesop → u/WhosYoPokeDaddy]

To the hip hip hop and you don't stop

[u/iamnerd → u/FalseAesop]

...the rock it to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat…

[u/CollageTumor → u/iamnerd]

Now what you see is not a test I’m rapping. To the beat.

[u/BestFrenzy → u/CollageTumor]

Great version of this by Mr B the gentleman rhymer

[u/Meshitero-eric → u/CollageTumor]

And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

[u/ApeTeam1906]

[u/[deleted] → u/ApeTeam1906]

That’s blasphemy! Everybody know Uncle Joe got the Holy Ghost!

[u/Twin2Turbo → u/[deleted]]

Ok, this one won it for me.

[u/CatOnVacation85 → u/ApeTeam1906]

I was waiting for this comment

[u/mknsky → u/CatOnVacation85]

Yeah I saw this and immediately thought of my Que dad.

[u/RegDeezy → u/ApeTeam1906]

Wrong frat. Qs ain't cold.

Just saying 🤙🏾

[u/ApeTeam1906 → u/RegDeezy]

Only gif I could find 😂. 06 all day everyday

[u/RegDeezy → u/ApeTeam1906]

Lol...I'm just noticing your username...🤦🏿‍♂️..I could've said something more clever

Edit: I got you tho bro

https://imgur.com/3v9xdlF.gif

[u/tmorrisgrey]

Hitting that “Dag Nabit!”

[u/trasnaortfein → u/tmorrisgrey]

Warming up for the hootanany

[u/yana990 → u/trasnaortfein]

This here’s a ho-down.

[u/Kendo6Teen → u/yana990]

Hootenanny!

[u/augaway → u/Kendo6Teen]

A Hullabaloo

[u/CrossP → u/yana990]

It's time to Turnip Ho-Down!

[u/syl_vaticaa → u/trasnaortfein]

I loled hard at these, ty

[u/Sugar-Cry-9953]

Biden just praising the Lord.

[u/5G-FACT-FUCK → u/Sugar-Cry-9953]

https://youtu.be/c-HgBrVLv5I

Best thing you will see today. All 3 parts to this are insane.

[u/LordZarbon]

Big Biden hitting that Hotline Bling shit

[u/HahaMin → u/LordZarbon]

And know that could only mean one thing

[u/friedchocobowings]

PORK CHOP!!! EXTRA GRAAAAAAAAVY!!!

[u/SteeloStacks → u/friedchocobowings]

Nah fr, my mind immediately said, “that man Joe is stomping the yard!”

[u/porkadachop → u/friedchocobowings]

You called?

[u/owlBdarned → u/porkadachop]

r/beetlejuicing

[u/BlanchePreston → u/friedchocobowings]

I started singing "sardines hey & pork-n- beans"

[u/Question_aire → u/friedchocobowings]

Theta...theta, theta We reppin' theta!

[u/liarandahorsethief]

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[u/Mr_TO → u/liarandahorsethief]

Is the reflection Dark Brandon's big balls?

I love the details! Great work!

[u/Mamat0u]

[u/JennyBeckman]

"Makes me wanna STOMP! It's a revolution"

Biden got that Holy Ghost

[u/drman769]

Joe Biden: If you don't dance when you get off a private jet - you ain't black!

[u/dft-salt-pasta → u/drman769]

I remember listening to him on the BC thinking “what the fuck man”.

[u/Morriganx3 → u/dft-salt-pasta]

He’s had foot-in-mouth disease for his entire political career. In a way, it actually made him a better opponent against tfg - he says stuff out loud that other politicians never would, and he’s a lot more real because of it.

Sometimes it comes back to bite him, though.

[u/jcaseys34]

The fact that we have a president that can be caught on camera being awkward and be clowned in a fun way about it legitimately warms my soul.

[u/wotupfoo → u/jcaseys34]

If it were fragile Trump during his term, Fox would be ripping into the photographer for disrespecting the office.

[u/bsurfn2day]

I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be a duck So I shake my butt (Clap Clap Clap)

[u/DoodooExplosion]

He got off the plane and had to go Cholo for a minute.

[u/KillerGoats → u/DoodooExplosion]

“Ayy foo I’m on a sick one”

[u/No_Awareness_3212 → u/KillerGoats]

I'm loco, ese

[u/PistolPetunia → u/DoodooExplosion]

Sock check foo

[u/sjwilkinson]

OG Cotton Eyed Joe dance throw down

[u/Cancer_Flower]

[u/Minimum_Respond4861]

Hit dat....indict his ass...get dis dance...u about to get indicted....AYYYYYY u about to get indicted....AYYYYY now jig jig jig jig jig

[u/Electric_Evil]

🎶I feel good!

I knew that I would, now

I feel good!

I knew that I would, now

So good

So good

I got you!🎶

[u/zonianjohn]

Prune juice and fiber kicked in right after the edibles did.

[u/Slight-Ad-3306]

Funky chicken

[u/BlanchePreston → u/Slight-Ad-3306]

[u/Diamondhands_Rex]

Biden has been a fun dude to watch and the tweets are hilarious

[u/XxXWatchItAllBurnxXx]

Hitting that Yamacraw step 😭😭😭👏🏾

[u/thavillain]

Joe just wanted show these young whippersnappers how he used to step back in the day

[u/leontyne64]

There must be some .... In the atmosphere

[u/BigQfan]

I understand almost zero of these references and I’m still laughing

[u/adam_demamps_wingman]

Trump’s dick finally fell off and Biden is hurrying to stomp it to mush before it grows another Trump back.

[u/sambooka]

I thought that was his signature move every time someone plays “cotton eyed Joe”.

[u/sambooka → u/sambooka]

Where did he come from? Where did he go?

[u/Rackan-1987]

Have you ever been so presidential so you bust a move ?

[u/PrincessxKristi]

Crip walkin off the plane

[u/LordZarbon]

Big Biden hitting that Hotline Bling shit

[u/daj0412]

i know this man been to church

[u/dwooding1]

Someone taught him how to Dougie, taught him taught him how to Dougie.

[u/Remytron83]

[u/SirRipOliver]

Dark Brandon, fixing to stomp that right foot like superman when he lands that one time and breaks the concrete.

[u/johnmeeks1974]

He’s got what you’re looking for

[u/malkebulan]

New J Cole just dropped

[u/RedditN99]

Bro is littwy hitting the griwtty

[u/hellabored361]

Cotton eye joe started playing loud

[u/Past-Application-552]

[u/Odd-Turnip-2019]

He's quite obviously doing the bird dance.

[u/teslaVii]

They told him to kill every lanternfly

[u/Kpotter3634]

Ah finally, we found Cotton Eyed Joe.

[u/JONxJITSU]

OG Joey hopped out of AF1 with the alpine bangin', and hit the C-Walk "askin what you got homie? "

[u/Glass_Ad7868]

you can’t crunk like me

[u/doublequote → u/Glass_Ad7868]

What…in the name of all that is rhythmically sound…was that?!?!

[u/Bopethestoryteller]

He’s doing the sturdy.

[u/TapBoring3552]

Joe letting em know...ain't nothing but steppers this way

[u/colin8651]

“There must be some clovers in the atmosphere”

[u/Jnunez7660]

Well, when you touch down in A- town, you'd better STOMP!

[u/uno-slick-willy]

Probably at a wedding in the midwest and is doing the chicken dance... look it up. That's him flapping his wings... OR prepping to beat down olle one eye McCracken in an ass-kicking contest who has no arms and only one leg.

[u/aarmour25]

[u/PMmeurdixout4harambe]

still think he’s mid jerk

[u/bozeke]

Pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup!

[u/LaserShields]

He just getting off the plane with Snoop in Scotland.

[u/Nu_Metal_Alchemist]

He's krumping!

[u/Speedwizard106]

He just hopped out the carriage, ready to start his new life at the Joestar Mansion.

[u/jiggywiz]

He’s stomping the yard.

[u/killacali19]

He's crip walking to get some black votes

[u/pukabi]

Māori haka from Joe

[u/Binary_Omlet]

Biden Boogaloo - Gettin' Sturdy

[u/CtyChicken]

To be fair, I would also break it down if I got to take a pj everywhere I go.

[u/Wooden_Kiwi7232]

When ya think your stepping onto the floor and miss the last step completely and almost die

[u/Emu_Shot]

WE’RE JUST! A MINOR THREAT!

[u/KibblesNBitxhes]

Touchdown boogy, I do it too at the airport, the Guards aren't always cheery though.

[u/Parking-Brick1237]

BE. BE. AGGRESSIVE!

[u/Pure-Hearing-5743]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/-byb-]

he slid down the hand rail

[u/Vydlah]

Biden trying to bring back gangnam style dance

[u/MagicianCrafty]

He's doing the wherethefukami boot scootin boogey!!!!

[u/fairywakes]

Biden mid cotton eyed Joe

[u/ActiveLow5962]

Why it’s an old fashioned hoe down of course

[u/Big-Daddy-818]

Malarkey Crip Walk

[u/fkthlemons]

“I uh don’t wanna be a chicken, man— I uuuuh, I don’t wanna be a duck, jack, uuuuuh quack quack uh quack quack.”

[u/KingJoy79]

He was about to fall again and was catching himself

[u/Nikeheat305]

This is the Joe Byron coming out

[u/BenderBladez]

“Poppin shit you would think I went to school for chiropractin”

[u/clydefrog811]

Trump would never

[u/utah_makeittwo]

How do I post a video of Ray Lewis’ hype dance before Ravens games?!

[u/user664567666]

Part in the story when corn pop corn popped the fuck off

[u/rantypundit]

Everyday I'm shuff- shuffling... (The mask works, they all think I'm an old geezer).

[u/lucker12345]

Biden getting sturdy now?

[u/Tgrand77]

It really looks like he just said screw these steps and power jumped to the bottom and this is his landing

[u/LickPooOffShoe]

“From the windooooooooooow…”