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u/Dupy3381 Jul 16 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Looks like something from my nightmares…

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u/xevious101 Jul 16 '22

Every delivery drivers nightmare when they see the sign, elevator not working.

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u/A1A5KA Jul 16 '22

Not Door Dash....furniture delivery.

"Where's this 300Lb sofabed being delivered?"

eyes shift upward

"Fuck"

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u/duaneap Interested Jul 16 '22

You’re overestimating how much those guys (or anyone should) give a shit about their job…

Delivered! ✅ “Left at entrance to building.”

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u/A1A5KA Jul 16 '22

I used to work at 1-800-Got-Junk? hauling people's shit away. Fuck sofabeds and fuck anyone who lives in a high rise apartment with one.

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u/PanspermiaTheory Jul 17 '22

Dude I had to bring 3 gun safes down stairs once. Took 6 grown men and we all hurt our backs. The worst.

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u/Cruciblelfg123 Jul 17 '22

Pianos,futons,fridges,freezers,box springs<gun safes<boxes with books

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u/CosmicCreeperz Jul 17 '22

Hah I once helped a friend move (who had clearly never picked up a heavy box in her life) and she put all her books in one gigantic box. We tried to lift it and said “what the hell is in this?” “Just books.” “Ok, you’re going to need to put those in at least 3-4 other boxes - even if we could lift that cardboard box there is no way it will stay in one piece with 150lbs of books in it.”

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u/PanspermiaTheory Jul 17 '22

These were like 6ft tall 4 ft wide gun safes that were basically bomb proof. We let one down too fast and cracked the foundation in the garage. But I can imagine tons of boxes full of books being pretty bad.

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u/Binty77 Jul 17 '22

I love 1-800-GOT-JUNK and use them at least once a year, but I always put everything, everything I want them to take in a neat-ish pile in the garage, no matter what. I’m always pleased at how surprised and happy the haulers are to see that.

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u/A1A5KA Jul 17 '22

2011/2012 1-800-Got-Junk? me thanks you for your efforts.

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u/Bugsmoke Jul 16 '22

Most of my drivers take a photo of the front door to my building, get back in the van and just say I wasn’t home.

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u/jillyboooty Jul 16 '22

I ordered a sofa delivered and they were explicit that the highest they would go up stairs was the third floor.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jul 16 '22

Aarrgghh!! Sofa beds! I volunteered to help move one of those. Once. It made me smarter.

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u/Saltysenorito Jul 16 '22

I had to move in with family, so my bed had to go in storage, so I bought a fairly new one from someone, he fucking failed to mention that it was upstairs and needed to be dismantled and then rebuilt. Took two hours to dismantle, an hour to get it home, and two hours to rebuild. Fuck sofa beds

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u/CosmicCreeperz Jul 17 '22

I have a Murphy bed that I wanted to get rid of when I moved into my house and put it on Craigslist. I naively didn’t figure out how it was installed first. I just said “offered for half going price, you figure out how to move it.”

The people who wanted to buy it showed up with one random guy and a pickup truck. We took a look at it and it was bolted into the concrete subfloor, and so I finally looked up the details and estimated it must have weighed 300lbs. These people still wanted to try to take it and have this one dude (with my help I guess) put it in in a small pickup. I told them the reason I was selling it for half price is so I didn’t have to deal with it. Either bring professional movers or no deal.

They started to get annoying (this thing was NOT fitting in a damn pickup and I wasn’t lifting a finger - they were getting like a $400 discount!) so I just told them sorry, I changed my mind, please leave now. Man, some people are cheap. I think I paid guys like $700 to move everything in my apartment into that house and they couldn’t bother hiring anyone for that one item.

Anyway, 10 years later “Big Murph” still lives in our guest room, awaiting a remodel that still hasn’t happened…

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u/Alclis Jul 16 '22

Pivot!

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u/Kreaturekronan Jul 16 '22

😂😂😂😂 exactly what I was thinking

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u/Coreysurfer Jul 16 '22

Dougs record setting last delivery…just throw it up guy..

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u/phillySfineSt33 Jul 16 '22

That’s one of my fav episodes

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u/insaight Jul 17 '22

No incidents

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u/ogscrubb Jul 16 '22

Lol they're definitely just leaving it in the lobby.

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u/tonysopranosalive Jul 16 '22

I would straight up mark it as undeliverable if that were the case. Fuck hauling your stupid Bowflex up all that.

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u/System_Virus Jul 16 '22

Not that I don’t understand this completely, but I never realized how significant stairs were to delivery drivers until they asked me if I lived on the third floor of my building every time they would text or call outside… I have a great elevator though so they seem to always be pretty happy about that. But pretty much every single one of them ask about that in a daunting tone every time.

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u/etheran123 Jul 16 '22

I do app based food delivery. In my experience stairs aren't that big of a deal, but Anything more complicated than dropping it off at a front door is taking up valuable time. Obviously I am also being paid for it so I normally don't complain, especially with just a few flight of stairs. But if I accept a average pay order and then have to run all over the place to actually deliver, it can impact the entire night since the dinner rush is only a few hours long to begin with.

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u/xevious101 Jul 16 '22

You're a provider of an underrated essential service sir. I salute you

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u/gottabone Jul 17 '22

After working at a pizza delivery place through college, I make it a point to meet the driver in the lobby, and try to be waiting for them (back in the pre-cell days, would base timing on estimate given when order was placed).

Had a bedframe delivered from Amazon, didn't know it was shipped as a single 100+# heavy package, met the UPS driver at the curb and took delivery on the spot, have not seen a happier driver in ages, he was damn near doing back flips not having to haul it up to our apartment even with an elevator available.

OTOH, had a real a&& neighbor who insisted if he ordered it delivered, he expected delivery to his door, because that's what he was paying for. Takes all types.

Respect the work, feel your pain, some of those delivery jobs are hard enough without delays finding the right unit in a large apartment complex or crappy customers.

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u/Limp-Dee Jul 16 '22

1 or 2 is fine ,maybe, but when you have to deliver 50-60 packages a day it gets tiring and it wastes time.

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u/Swedeshooters Jul 16 '22

When delivering pizza to the top floor and remember you forgot the salad in the car..

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Looks like a setup for getting the world record with a Slinky.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jul 16 '22

I'm thinking more about what it would be like coming home drunk and finding the elevator out of order.

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u/Softspokenclark Jul 17 '22

Delivery person : I left the package at the lobby/doorman

Me: what doorman?

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u/MoreRamenPls Jul 16 '22

Delivery instructions: Take spiral staircase on the right to floor 83. Leave at door. Sorry no tip.

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u/organizedRhyme Jul 16 '22

in all sincerity i just wouldn't deliver it. fire me dude i will find a better job

shits a waste of time at that point

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u/_Im_Dad Expert Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22 Bravo Grande!

I don’t trust staircases either...

They’re always up to something.

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u/orincoro Jul 16 '22

I’m breathless.

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u/Prysorra2 Jul 16 '22

Take the stairs more

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u/Knightmare1147 Jul 16 '22

No -you're- breathtaking!

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u/lattestcarrot159 Jul 16 '22

Smooth operator

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u/JustineDelarge Jul 16 '22

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago

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u/legendofzelda1993 Jul 16 '22

You will be when you fall off that thing..

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u/GWJYonder Jul 16 '22

Imagine it in the rain.

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u/ksavage68 Jul 16 '22

Anybody got a sled?

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u/Hahawney Jul 16 '22

Or a bike. If you dont fear inertia , going around and around like that. Fly to the left, to the left, to the lefty -lefty -left.

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u/Throwaway021614 Jul 16 '22

My balls retracted looking at this pic

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u/teliczaf Jul 16 '22

i can't tell if by that if you mean ur nightmares are exercising or heights LOL

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u/ho-lee_-sheet Jul 16 '22

No op but speaking for me it's a good mix of both

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u/Dupy3381 Jul 16 '22

😂 heights….but now that you mentioned it, exercise isn’t far behind.

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u/wayward_citizen Jul 16 '22

It legit looks like something from the back rooms

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u/affirmative20 Jul 16 '22 Got the W

Damn I forgot my keys

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u/peenutbuttherNjelly Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Welp. Guess I would have to vertigo all the way up and back now.

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u/deranged_scumbag Jul 16 '22

Damn I took the wrong keys

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u/rosiofden Jul 16 '22

Forget it, I'm not going.

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u/ChieftainMillenial Jul 16 '22

Time to get a new apartment

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u/hemeny123 Jul 16 '22

I now live in the streets

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u/istike29 Jul 16 '22

On the top floor now

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u/thefalloftroy Jul 16 '22

They’re gone, I’ve accepted that.

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u/Focusedrush Jul 16 '22

siiigh This isn't where I parked my car...

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u/oneeyedtrippy Jul 16 '22

Damn I need to use the restroom so badly. prairie dogs with ultimate ass clenching

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u/VariableVeritas Jul 16 '22

Stairing back up at your apartment.

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u/kleinerDienstag Jul 16 '22

I don't get it. Many of the answers here are referencing the fact there is a staircase at al. But I'm pretty sure that all tall buildings have staircases. Sure, this one is special for being a spiral staircase at the outside of the building with just a low railing. But that is not referenced in the joke here, is it? Sorry for being pedantic.

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u/TheDemonHauntedWorld Jul 16 '22

I think people here are thinking Brazil don't have elevators for some reason.

This is a fire exit. No one uses it to go up and down.

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u/FLBrisby Jul 16 '22

I mean, elevators break.

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u/ProfessionalMottsman Jul 16 '22

Yeah I lived on level 37 and when the elevators weren’t working I decided to walk down. Felt that the next day

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u/sYnce Jul 16 '22

I once lived in the 7th and decided as exercise I would take the stairs unless I carried something really heavy like water or something.

That was already brutal over the few weeks that I did it. Can't imagine 37.

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u/idk_lets_try_this Jul 16 '22

You should probably do that more often, that is only about 400-600 steps right?

Imagine the muscles you would get instead of waiting for the elevator.

Also maybe start by doing 5 floors and increase it instead of going all in from the start.

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u/ProfessionalMottsman Jul 16 '22

Yeah I feel you. But honestly it’s a bigger strain on the body doing steep fire escape steps, not like a walk it’s like weight training rather than cardio. I already walk 1.5km to and from work, and that was Malaysia so it was hot as fuck.

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u/TheDemonHauntedWorld Jul 16 '22

If all 22 elevators of the building breaks... then people can use the inside stairs.

Again... EMERGENCY STAIRS. It's to be used in an emergency. Like... a fire inside the building blocking the way... so you can't use the "normal" stairs... so you use the emergency exit.

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u/Fortifarse84 Jul 16 '22

Or... Just a thought... They are obviously joking and likely don't actually believe these are the only available option.

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u/SamuraiCinema Jul 16 '22

You aren't sorry at all.

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u/pawsomedogs Jul 16 '22

Are there any horizontal staircases?

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u/00Desmond Jul 16 '22

Yeah, but we usually just call it floors around here.

Although I suppose one of those rope and wood plank bridges that’s always falling apart in movies where the hero can hold on with one hand and catch another person with the other … maybe that’s a horizontal staircase?

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u/_Im_Dad Expert Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Let's not jump to any conclusions just yet. We'll have to solve this one step at a time.

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u/Top_Stranger_8961 Jul 16 '22

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard

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u/thatguyned Jul 16 '22

Well then let me go first, to test the idea.

I only weigh 150kgs

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u/Odd_Entertainment629 Jul 16 '22

It can also quickly become a vertical ladder :)

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u/S0mebodyEsle Jul 16 '22 Wholesome

they are called bridges where i come from

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u/TheBlackHoleOfDoom Jul 16 '22

You mean a Stgroundcase?

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u/Tordenkold Jul 16 '22

A staircase is made out of risers and treads, where one is the horizontal and the other is the vertical part. So, maybe ?

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u/purplesnowcone Jul 16 '22

Come on. You know damn well that the word vertical in the title is extraneous.

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u/TheWorldInMySilence Jul 16 '22 Helpful

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edif%C3%ADcio_Copan

"The Edifício Copan (Copan Building) is a 118.44-metre (459 ft.) tall, 38-story residential building in downtown São Paulo, Brazil. It has 1,160 apartments, 70 commercial establishments and is one of the largest buildings in Brazil."

"Currently, the building has 1,160 apartments, ranging from small studios to large three-bedroom units, and 2,038 residents, served by 20 elevators and 221 underground parking spaces. The ground floor is home to 72 businesses and establishments including (since the 1990s) an evangelical church, a travel agency, a bookstore, and 4 restaurants. Its site is 10,572.80 square meters (113,805 square feet) in area. "

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u/Airsinner Jul 16 '22

Ontario needs 20 of these buildings. All of Canada maybe 60

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u/Fluffy_Load297 Jul 16 '22

Me and my buddy were just talking about how great it would be if we had more mega buildings like this here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Citizens of Peach Trees. Mama is not the law. I AM THE LAW.

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u/WeakLiberal Jul 16 '22

Sans the evangelical church

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Jul 16 '22

We'll just go with Church of Tim Horton's

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u/NaughtyDreadz Jul 16 '22

Owned by Brazilians... It all comes together

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 16 '22

Who hasn't had a religious experience eating there?

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u/Horvo Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

~2,000 residents x 200 buildings = 400,000 residents… the LPC’s annual immigration target. Which means Canada needs 20 200 of these buildings, every year, just to keep on top of immigration alone.

Edit: wow I’m a smooth brain. 20 x 2000 = 40,000… 1/10th of the target.

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u/leatherer89 Jul 16 '22

2000 x 20 = 40,000 no?

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u/TootsNYC Jul 16 '22

that's fewer than 2 people per apartment. Are some of them empty? Or are they overwhelmingly studios and 1 bedrooms?

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u/aylons Jul 16 '22

Yes, most are studios or 1br, but there are several larger ones, and some people purchase apartments next or above each other and join them.

Also, I think condo would be a better word for them, they are not all rentals and are not owned by a single company.

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u/bolhoo Jul 16 '22

I didn't know it was possible to buy adjacent apartments and join them. I've seen a lot of 1 bedroom 30m2 for 300k. Maybe you can get a nice 60 m2 for 600k?

I have this thing with this building that I really would like to live there. But I've been around there only once and two different person stopped to say that there was two robbers in a bike around haha.

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u/Rightintheend Jul 16 '22

Brazil you can do anything you want if you have the money, and/or you know the right people

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u/aylons Jul 16 '22

I'm not sure about prices currently - last I checked to rent there was 2004. I visited a friend's there through the years since, but nothing special.

The joint apartments that I heard of were all of the larger kind already, but I never visited one, so I can't really tell.

I wanted to leave there as well. During the first half of 2010s that area seemed poised to prosper.

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u/TootsNYC Jul 16 '22

It’s not uncommon in NYC for people to buy two apartments and join them. Of course, that has have to be approved by the co-op or condo board.

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u/TootsNYC Jul 16 '22

The word “apartment” has nothing to do with whether it is a rental or owned. It has to do with whether it is a multi family dwelling. I live in a cooperative apartment building, and I own my home. And I still call it an apartment.

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u/RedoftheEvilDead Jul 16 '22

That's not a lot of parking space for over 2,000 residents. I wonder how much it costs to park there.

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u/Beat_Saber_Music Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Fun fact, they can walk or use public transport to where they need to go. Also the roads are already clogged with traffic as it's Brazil, so I would think that more cars wouldn't exactly make things better

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u/Kiffe_Y Jul 16 '22

Sao Paulo is a lot like New York, traffic is so bad most people dont own a car.

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u/just_dots Jul 16 '22

The traffic is so bad nobody drives any more.

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u/taterine Jul 16 '22

according to IBGE, São Paulo has over 20 million cars for 12 million people, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/Nicolay77 Jul 16 '22

He is right about the traffic being awful. It probably has the worst traffic in all of South America.

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u/unwinagainstable Jul 16 '22

according to IBGE, São Paulo has over 20 million cars for 12 million people, I have no idea what you're talking about.

That doesn't seem right. This article says 7.4 cars per 10 people.

https://www.wilsoncenter.org/blog-post/wealthy-families-sao-paulo-ditching-cars-for-public-transportation

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u/Wyntin Jul 16 '22

Imagine falling down all of them. Like a Looney Tune.

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u/frostedshredded Jul 16 '22

How to become a slinky

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u/Atlantic0ne Jul 16 '22 Facepalm

And you just hear some guy screaming/yelling ouch all the way down for like 7 straight minutes

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u/aquaman501 Jul 16 '22

“I have been falling for 30 minutes”

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u/BOTiberius Jul 16 '22

I'm imagining a Peter Griffin situation.

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u/AshTreex3 Jul 16 '22

“OUCH! Oh heavens! Oh goodness gracious! That’s smarts! Oh my! Egad! Well I’ll be! Yikes!”

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u/InformalHistory4702 Jul 16 '22

This reminded me of the Harry Potter story written by AI where at the end, Harry fell down the stairs for the rest of his summer. I highly recommend it and it's available on yt. It's hilarious.

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u/00Desmond Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Spiral, the word you are looking for is spiral.

Edit: I’m told the word I was looking for is helix .. or maybe even helical?

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u/insightful_dreams Jul 16 '22

its quite clearly a spiral staircase but you dont get attention on your post by being accurate.

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u/00Desmond Jul 16 '22

Good point. I would not have stopped scrolling to say anything.

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u/Wounded_Hand Jul 16 '22

Right? I’m thinking all staircase are vertical.

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u/00Desmond Jul 16 '22

Technically they aren’t wrong though. It is still a vertical staircase. Just not why it would be all that interesting!

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u/detrydis Jul 16 '22

Lol nobody calls them helix staircases, but thanks for pressuring OP, nerds.

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u/splunge4me2 Jul 16 '22

And they don’t call them vertical staircases either. This post and comment section is a disaster

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u/NO_REFERENCE_FRAME Jul 16 '22

I'm ashamed of everyone that's participating in this thread

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u/Alion1080 Jul 16 '22

An easy way to tell the difference between the two is the presence of a central post or column. A spiral staircase will have treads winding around a central column, whereas helicals wind around a void.

In this case, it seems to me that this is clearly a spiral staircase.

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u/Jarix Jul 16 '22

Ahh technically correct, often the best kind of correct!

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u/kay_bizzle Jul 16 '22

No, this is a spiral staircase. This is the first time in my life I've heard it referred to as a helical staircase

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u/Sea-Network Jul 16 '22

I’d have to stop after 3 flights. Not too tired, too dizzy.

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u/endlessfight85 Jul 16 '22

I've walked up a spiral staircase once in my life and it was very disorienting for some reason. My brain just couldn't process the whole up while turning left thing.

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u/YearnToMoveMore Jul 16 '22

Mr Zoolander?

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u/Sellfish86 Jul 16 '22

Ever went up/down the Arc de Triomphe? Now multiply that.

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u/Shmidershmax Jul 16 '22

"how high are we taking this couch?"

"The 80th floor"

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u/p9k Jul 16 '22

Only one pivot though

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u/moses-2-Sandy-Koufax Jul 16 '22

Looks like a Fire escape.

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u/cutsickass Jul 16 '22

I'd rather burn alive.

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u/TecTazz Jul 16 '22

I wouldn’t rather, but I’d end up burned. Don’t stay on a floor that’s higher than the fire department’s rescue ladder.

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u/Lodray2477 Jul 16 '22

Fire truck ladders typically reach 13 stories in case anyone was wondering like I was.

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u/nakedpilsna Jul 16 '22

So the 12th or the 14th?

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u/Lodray2477 Jul 16 '22

Good point!

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u/Sikorsky_UH_60 Jul 16 '22

It depends on the municipality, but a lot of them can only reach around 6 floors, sometimes less if it's a smaller town. It's safest to get a hotel room on the 3rd or 4th floor in most cases, to be safe. Ideally, midway between the stairs and elevator.

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u/HouseofFeathers Jul 16 '22

How dangerous would it be to ride a lunch tray the whole way down?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

When my sister and I were little we would go down the slides in the play place at Burger King on trays and you would shoot out at top speed, amazing fun

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u/Decentkimchi Jul 16 '22

Wouldn't a roller coaster would be more practical, break the slide into 5 floors sections?

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u/Wallofcans Jul 16 '22

Right? My apt buildings rollercoaster is awesome. I thought every building had one.

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u/orthopod Jul 16 '22

Just have a slide on the outside.

The speed would be determined by the angle of drop and coefficient of friction of the slide material.

Might need some non slidding "brake," sections every floor to prevent accidents and excess velocity

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u/r_m_castro Jul 16 '22

If I'm not mistaken there was once a fire in a building like that and their fire escape was a staircase like this. I don't remember what happened exactly but people died on that staircase.

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u/estabso Jul 16 '22

Given the narrow width, if someone falls over or refuses to keep moving, you’re fucked. Imagine being in a crowd of people rushing down that. Someone has stopped 50 people ahead and the crowd is amassing and panicking behind you. People start pushing and before you know it, people are popping out over the sides.

Fuck. That.

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u/jcoffi Jul 16 '22

The bolts that held it to the wall made of wax?

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u/FifthUserName Jul 16 '22

In case of fire, stairs flip down to become slide

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u/rcx918 Jul 16 '22

Can someone explain this? Is this even real?

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u/N3gras Jul 16 '22

It's a fire escape

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u/Herobrine145Reddits Jul 16 '22

that ain't gonna help you in a fire

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u/pmabz Jul 16 '22

I think you'll find its nicer than burning or suffocating.

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u/orincoro Jul 16 '22

It probably would, actually. Strong enough to stand in its own apart from the main structure.

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u/garfield1147 Jul 16 '22

I wonder how it would work out with 2000 persons evacuating there, with congestion due to elders, people bringing too much stuff, and the usual.

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u/PlsGoVegan Jul 16 '22

probably better than a regular staircase that's built inside the structure and flooded with carbon monoxide.

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u/mcchanical Jul 16 '22

And I'm sure the alternative of turning the TV up and waiting for it to pass is a much better option than the err...openly ventilated concrete stairs leading to the ground.

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u/triggerfish15 Jul 16 '22

My name is Luka. I live on the 80th floor. I forgot my car keys. Guess I won’t go shopping no more.

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u/p9k Jul 16 '22

If I hear fire alarms late at night, I'll have to walk down 80 flights.

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u/Bulgingeyes2099 Jul 16 '22

Who built this place a damn fitness instructor.

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u/lovatone Jul 16 '22

This implies the existence of a horizontal staircase.

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u/OkAd868 Jul 16 '22

Few beers then riding an upside down table down this bad boy

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u/TryHardGabe Jul 16 '22

Edifício Copan (Copan Building). Too lazy to google, but look it up guys, interesting history. PS. I live nearby in São Paulo.

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u/Archanj0 Jul 16 '22

Valeu! A curiosidade aqui tava demais.

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u/Thedrunner2 Jul 16 '22

“We are running stairs for our work out today.”

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u/Weeniebuttcorgo Jul 17 '22

I went down a rabbit hole trying to figure out if this was fake or not since the CODA building in Atlanta is cited as the world's tallest spiral staircase on Wikipedia and this has more floors than that at 21 vs 38. But CODA is 2 feet taller and Wikipedia has this building listed at 42 floors so the staircase likely doesn't go all the way up anyways.

Since this is a residential building floor heights would have to average 9 ft to end up with a 42 floor building that is 388ft tall which is a reasonable residential ceiling height (though starts getting a little low if you account for plenum space betweenfloors) vs CODA which is an office space and would average 18 ft tall floors although having worked in a small capacity on CODA I want to say finished ceiling heights were 15 feet (not including the plenum which would put it closer to the 18ft average) for the majority of floors with the first 2 lobby floors being taller.

So of anyone else is an architecture need like me and is curious what's going on, here you go.

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u/jaykwish Jul 16 '22

I need a cardboard box and a pillow

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u/Twitchy-gg Jul 16 '22

But all stair cases are vertical anyway. I don’t get it

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u/AllBrainsNoSoul Jul 16 '22

OP forgot the word “spiral”

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u/AanAleinn Jul 16 '22

The call of the void is strong with his one

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u/stuntdummy Jul 16 '22

Fetch my best Slinky and block my calendar for the day.

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u/VE7BHN_GOAT Jul 16 '22

No wonder Brazilian ladies have nice buns

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u/PosauneGottes69 Jul 16 '22

That’s probably why Brazilians have those bootys

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u/cadman_lincoln Jul 16 '22

Gives me the creeps just looking at it. I don’t like heights and this makes me uneasy. 😁

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u/KiwiOk9893 Jul 16 '22

I bet I'll still be walking in circles for some time after I finish walking down the stairs

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u/-eumaeus- Jul 16 '22

Amazon delivery driver:. Fuck that, I'll drop it with a neighbour on the ground floor.

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u/Jbraun1220 Jul 16 '22

Absolutely not under any circumstance.

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u/Dawns_Coil Jul 16 '22

No you now the secret to all the big butts in Brazil

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u/Noman_the_roller Jul 16 '22

That looks terrifying

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u/injammely Jul 16 '22

I am scared

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u/SweatyCure Jul 16 '22

Eh, so...

Are there horizontal staircases somewhere that I'm unaware of?

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u/Euphorick615 Jul 16 '22

At first I was like vertical staircase? You mean ladder? Then I saw the photo and realized you meant spiral. Lol

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u/evetrapeze Jul 16 '22

All staircases are vertical. This one is spiral

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