r/Eldenring 7d ago Helpful 2 Silver 1

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u/bddog99 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I don't know what to do with it

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u/imdano 7d ago

This is the same thing I got

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u/gaming-reaper 7d ago

I don't think that's how you spell elden ring

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u/Zandre1126 7d ago

The left autofill option right? I usually just use the middle since eit generally makes more sense lol

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u/dis3nchant3d 7d ago

Lmao me too

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u/Snoo-92375 7d ago

I live elden ring but as long as you can get some reason why I love you

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u/Individual_Fact_7943 7d ago

I love Elden ring but I don’t know if anyone else wants to go to the park lol

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u/SuggestionSharp7447 7d ago

the park has revenants and i dont have any healing spells

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u/MoeMalik 7d ago

Keyboard literally told u to go outside and touch grass lmao

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u/justaguyandadude 7d ago

Go outside and touch grace

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u/maxthechuck 7d ago

Elden Ring = no touch grass

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u/Bloop737 7d ago

I’ll go to the park with you

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u/RichardBlastovic 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I am here to visit our frequently asked questions about HTML5.

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u/dactylophile 7d ago

What's the best starting class for min-maxing HTML?

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u/blake213 7d ago

You’ll probably want to start with a class on a div, then you can add the min-width and max-width properties to that class.

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u/dactylophile 7d ago

Ok is this the current meta? My build sucks and I can't beat soldier of godrick

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u/shug_was_taken 7d ago

Our man just starting all his IT queries like this.

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u/DrunkenlySober 7d ago

is html a programming language?

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u/Open_Cardiologist996 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m not sure if I have any time to do anything else

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u/itami04 7d ago

Relateable

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u/gmstgadg ROB Enjoyer 7d ago

Good

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u/Schwiliinker 7d ago

For a month after it came out I straight up like didn’t do anything else lmao

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u/gonzoman92 7d ago

Lmao try finger, but hole

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u/Mackinstyle 7d ago

I love Elden ring but I’m just not getting hurt anymore.

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u/Antireaper2008 7d ago

You must be playing it wrong.

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u/SuggestionSharp7447 7d ago

theyre too good

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u/Schwiliinker 7d ago

Suffering from success

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u/Pitiful_Asparagus176 7d ago

Skill issue

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u/Schwiliinker 7d ago

Skill issue gone wrong

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u/salmjak 7d ago

Why is it always sadness

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u/gregthegamer4646 7d ago

This man levels vigour

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u/DaksTheDaddyNow 7d ago

Yoooooo. Maybe it's just random coincidence, but if your keyboard knows you too well and it's accurate... I hope things are getting better and your not getting hurt anymore, don't take that shit!

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u/Mackinstyle 7d ago

If you’re being genuine about IRL: you’re a wonderful person and I’m doing just fine. Thank you for reaching out.

If you’re talking about Elden Ring: 🥺🥺🥺 I’m done letting Malenia hurt me.

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u/Jeanschyso1 7d ago

sounds like someone breaking up

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u/kjftiger95 7d ago Helpful Snek Shocked

I love Elden Ring but it was a little bit of a lot of the game

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u/Alarming_Orchid 7d ago

There is a lot of the game

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u/kjftiger95 7d ago

So much game

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u/ronborne 7d ago

Just a little bit tho

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u/FlamingoJames 7d ago

We know the game and we’re, gonna play it -

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u/wiggibow 7d ago

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/FlamingoJames 7d ago

Just wanna tell you how I’m feeeeliiiing

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u/Schwiliinker 7d ago

Such game. Much wow

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u/Northpolemagic 7d ago

so much gaaaaaame...... sounds like an R&B song

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u/ThisBastard 7d ago

And most of it IS elden ring

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u/Unrelenting_Royal 7d ago

It's definitely one of the games of all time

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u/JoeLULW 7d ago

Dammit I hate when my game comes with too much game

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u/banned_from_10_subs 7d ago

This actually totally makes sense in a way, lol. Like if you only loved the small parts but they made up for the big parts that you hated (dying repeatedly)

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u/SwordfishBandito 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I’m sorry about the time you were in the car and didn’t know what to say

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u/SuggestionSharp7447 7d ago Wholesome

that one player that actually got an accord from melina

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u/nitonitonii 7d ago

been there

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u/dappermouth 7d ago

This feels like a Midwest emo song title

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u/Crowe1212 7d ago Silver

I love Elden Ring but potatoes are great

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u/DestinyLoreBot Community Moderator 7d ago Helpful

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in an estus stew

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u/Crowe1212 7d ago

Lord of the Rings reference. You have my respect.

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u/Synthwavester 7d ago

Made oven baked potatoes yesterday, delicious

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u/Crowe1212 7d ago

Oven baked potatoes are always delicious. You have good taste- have an upvote.

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u/MicGuinea 7d ago

Try twice baked, absolute game changer

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u/Synthwavester 7d ago

What is this sorcery you speak of?

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u/MicGuinea 7d ago

Bake potato until done, take out l & halve, mix butter in potato as if you were preparing to eat, put cheese on top, bake until cheese browns, achieve nirvana

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u/seanyuhh 7d ago

This is the kind of content I follow this sub for

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u/Synthwavester 7d ago

MARIKAS TITS, I am getting ungry. Will try /10 thnx

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u/Schwiliinker 7d ago

u wot m8

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u/MarlloW13 7d ago

A classic, sour cream and chive with some bacon. Delicious.

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u/Mjerc12 7d ago

Points at Elden Ring
This is Brilliant
Points at potatoes
But I like this

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u/pomedy96 7d ago

facts!

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u/lottasauce 7d ago

We could be friends irl off that statement alone lol

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u/Emerald_Lightning 7d ago

I love how the lord is going and how he is the lord

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u/Ascendancy08 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but it looks so beautiful that I have to be careful about it.

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u/XoffeeXup 7d ago

genuinely good advice

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u/Top_Distribution_497 7d ago

When you are about to fight an in-game boss.

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u/gmstgadg ROB Enjoyer 7d ago

That’s actually good advice. Elden ring is such a beautiful game, but mostly everything in it wants to kill you, so you have to be careful

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u/morphbx 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don’t want to be able to get it out of my bed

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u/notveryAI 7d ago

Mfw in-game woman looks too good

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u/Niko2065 7d ago

Eh, what's the worst that could happen? Helping that nice lady won't have any unforseeable-and she's a giant ball of heads.......how about that poor girl with one arm, helping her can't possibly give me emotional damage later down the line.

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u/Northpolemagic 7d ago

true that

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u/SmallsBe 7d ago

My wife doesn’t love me anymore

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u/No_Definition2246 7d ago

Is she a boss in Elden Ring?

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u/Any-Scientist5312 7d ago

She is marikas tits

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u/Any-Scientist5312 7d ago

And tarnished is always ungry

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u/TheGalator 7d ago

U forgot the eldenring part

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u/DaddyLongballlz 7d ago Table Slap

I don’t think his comment has anything to do with this thread

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u/Timo425 7d ago

I think that's the joke, dude went straight to that. He has some serious stuff going on.

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u/AverageMagePlayer 7d ago

First off, try pickle and then, time for Maidenless.

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u/badabingbop 7d ago

No pickles.....

Finger, but hole

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u/AmazingSieve 7d ago

That may be where he went wrong

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u/Big-Promotion-9326 7d ago

Are you ok?

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u/DarkLordNugget 7d ago

Hello Godfrey

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u/Strfkr49 7d ago

Her?

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u/MaroonTrucker28 7d ago

Upvote for an arrested development reference

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u/Ascendancy08 7d ago

She calls it a "mayonegg"

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u/MaroonTrucker28 7d ago

Is she funny or something?

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u/Ascendancy08 7d ago

Let's hope so

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u/scottscazz714 7d ago

I love Elden Ring!

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u/JustRuby1 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m still gonna be single

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u/k0ks3nw4i 7d ago

Elden Ring player and maidenless? Checks out

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u/BaconPancaaaakess 7d ago

Damn, even your phone called you maidenless.

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u/MayD1e 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I’m still trying to figure out how to get a job

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u/longboboblong 7d ago

This feels like me

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u/Narga15 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don’t want to see it lol

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u/Cirlo93 7d ago

Yeah, this is the exact feeling i have for this game!

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u/monkeee44 7d ago

No spoilers ahead!!1

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u/Bluriman 7d ago

Do you get asked to movies often, to have that as an automatic wording from your phone?

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u/iaidenn 7d ago

I love elden ring but I think I might be a bit of a new job

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u/holiobung 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I’m not sure what I should do for the rest of my life

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u/Nuit9405 7d ago

Keyboard eagerly awaiting the DLC

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u/NIKG_FN 7d ago Snek Are You Serious?

I love elden ring but it was my favorite thing in my ass

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u/Agitated-Attorney-40 7d ago

that’s the truth of “try finger, but hole”

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u/BlueDemon999 7d ago

Omfg you're right XD

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u/pomedy96 7d ago

yo what XD

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u/readonlynonbot 7d ago

This implies yo phone got used to “in my ass”

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u/NIKG_FN 7d ago

dosent imply, it proves

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u/snowballedball 7d ago

I love elden ring but it is a very nice day and I will send you a copy of my life

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u/Zookja 7d ago

Thanks, I'll store it for you.

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u/Nuit9405 7d ago

In a nice puppet

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u/A_Pale_Recluse 7d ago

I love elden ring but it is very important for me to hell no one stood in the middle of nowhere Parasite The witch was a little more complex than the last boss called google.

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u/LarsJ04 7d ago

Best one thus far

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u/Any-Scientist5312 7d ago

What the fuck is your keyboard smoking

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u/Any-Scientist5312 7d ago

Yeah every souls games last boss is google if we are going to be honest here

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u/uuuvvtj 7d ago

I’m guessing you like the films parasite and the witch?

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u/A_Pale_Recluse 7d ago

I sure do. I mentioned them on a movie subreddit recently

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u/Mokiflip 7d ago

last boss called google fkin killed me. pure gold

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u/AverageMagePlayer 7d ago

This google guy sounds really strong. I hope to fight him one day.

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u/Mushiren_ 7d ago

Google was an underrated boss; I feel he was the All-Knowing boss but done right, was truly a menacing presence

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u/QrozTQ 7d ago

Final boss the google beast.

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u/Zephyp 7d ago

Google will be the final boss for humanity after the machines have taken over.

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don't know how to play the game.

Damn. Even my keyboard thinks I suck.

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u/gmstgadg ROB Enjoyer 7d ago

Based keyboard

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u/E1deric 7d ago

I love elden ring but hole

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u/gregthegamer4646 7d ago

It appears you have tried finger

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u/aque78 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys.

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u/readonlynonbot 7d ago

Good advice

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u/Rajoovi1 7d ago

I love elden Ring but it was the first one of those who have psychic reading and the only thing that changes are the ones I don't know.

DEEPEST LORE

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u/Greenish_Idiot 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but you can’t have it

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u/Sezzomon 7d ago

My disc disappeared while reading this 😐

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u/Maiqutol 7d ago

I love elden ring but I'm not a shrimp girl

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u/Camera_dude 7d ago

Did you accidentally matched with Gowry on tinder?

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u/Niko2065 7d ago

Maybe the scarlet rot can help out with that.

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u/_Chr0m4_ 7d ago

I love Elden ring but I have a good idea for the snake

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u/Fast_Broccoli4867 7d ago

JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAMILEEEEEEEE!!!!

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u/lone_strider 7d ago

TOGETHAAA!

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u/BattlePro3 7d ago

I love elden ring but bit of a sudden death

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u/k0ks3nw4i 7d ago

Quite.

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u/DoubleHammerSmough 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but not even a good one to me lol

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u/pomedy96 7d ago

I'll have a go: I love Elden Ring but I must use CHARMANDER Family in the morning!

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u/Bakkstory 7d ago

How often do you type Charmander in all caps?

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u/Robobvious 7d ago

How often is too often?

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u/RyuuSambit 7d ago

Elden Ring and Pokémon? Man of culture I see! Pleased to make acquaintance!

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u/Western-Job30 7d ago

I love Elden ring but i'm tired of making money

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u/Intraq 7d ago

suffering from success

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u/XoffeeXup 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I'm afraid that we are having to wait for it

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u/KillTheCreeps 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I don't want to scare it away and I'm a little bit worried about it

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u/HSberg 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don't have a good day

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u/Ginga-Ninja1387 7d ago

I love elden ring but it makes me feel like I'm going to be coming back once I find out what went wrong

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u/Kindly_Suit2756 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m just not gonna get my nails done

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u/tmbsketches 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing

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u/Mamoru0hasukage 7d ago

I love elden ring, but the reality is that I would be open to elaborate ways to make sure new people don't have a problem with the surrogate parents and their interaction with other people.

Fuckin what? XD

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u/Fit-Yak4753 7d ago

This entire post made me don't feel alone about mine sounding gibberish lol

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u/Eihcra_ 7d ago

I love elden ring but I can still be able to get the latest flash player

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u/jojory42 7d ago

I love Elden ring but I don’t want to see you again.

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u/spauni 7d ago

I love elden Ring but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys to come over.

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u/A-whole-lotta-bass 7d ago

I love elden ring but I feel like I was praising BB's opening the parcel in the morning and the reason is their helmet is the house she built for her parents and her husband Vijay a lot of us would make because we think we'd know better than you expected to do something like this blouse but I think I would have the self-awareness to stop my self from going to space on a phallic rocket and a more profitable way for him to be the god of lighting and storms and stuff and not a damn crease to be found in the negative form using ne to the agreement of the adjectives to the agreement of the adjectives of the Court of appeal to the Court of appeal to the Court of appeal to the Court of appeal to the Court of appeal to the Court of appeal

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u/Mikethearchangel98 7d ago

You can write a whole novel with this prompt

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u/borosbattalion23 7d ago

I dunno. Strong start, but the ending is a bit too predictable for my taste.

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u/pieremaan 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but everyone sings it

Guess that Google thinks that I’m part of Rennala’s pupils or something

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u/Mo_Nages 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I am trying to get the latest Flash player.

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u/Szairo 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don't know the game

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u/CharlesBalester 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I am an excited kid.

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u/Quoor31 7d ago

I love elden ring but this is a Hangar Bay

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u/Osiri551 7d ago

I imagine that some guy just asked him if he liked elden ring during a sudden combat encounter and he's just answering frantically

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u/0mni42 7d ago

The military version of "sir, this is a Wendy's"

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u/ratsonmypenis sucks at video games 7d ago

I love elden ring but i’m is just trying not really to be mad lol

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u/Practical-Audience13 7d ago

I love elden ring but it’s just fine

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u/Secret-Sock7928 7d ago

I love elden ring but it is very hard to win because of the move set in the game of his life

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u/cloudgrazer 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but it doesn’t seem like a great job lol

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u/Torque2101 7d ago

I love Elden Ring button on my face to make sure that you have the correct email and password to your new password so I don't think you have any space to use it was a good thing for me on my way to work on my way to the airport to take the train and drive to work with the car for the first day and a few hours to go through it with a good understanding and understanding that you will not have any problems in your business or business and your own personal business needs and will help your company grow and develop a business that is the most important and profitable investment for the company and your company to make sure that your company will help the business to grow your company in a bar and environment to help your family feel safe with your new place in your family home and your parents will enjoy the time and your life is going well for the rest and I am glad that I was a good friend to me on my own time in a bar and a few days later to be a bit of the time and we will not have a lot to talk to in a bar or convention center and not just the people that you have been in a bar with to help me out and you have a good time with me on my trip and will let him pick you are there for me and you will get a little more money for the rest and then you will have a great idea what you can be doing with the new year in a bar and how many you have to spend with the family for the first day or two to make sure we have the best of each other so I will let him pick you are the only thing that will be a problem at the time is not a problem for us as well and I am not going through anything that I can be of the insanley of my mind to do so we can do that for us.

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u/BadgerWasntHere 7d ago

I love Elden ring but I’m still waiting for the next update

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u/DanqwithaQ 7d ago

I love Eldi Ring but butter chicken sammich and eggs and I love it all.

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u/Darth_Arawn 7d ago

I love elden ring but I don't know when the funeral is

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u/Pleasant-Goal5911 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but de la sudadera con lo que te voy a estar.

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u/Ederlas 7d ago

I love elden ring but name censoring sucks

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u/Pirate-CoConut 7d ago

I love elden ring but i can't find my phone charger been looking for an hour.

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u/Superderpygamermk1 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m just trying not really hard work myself too hard lol

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u/Gornl0rd 7d ago

I love elden ring but I’m just waiting on you guys too lol bro

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u/anhedonis539 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but it was so nice and very good to me

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u/ItsGeorge00 7d ago

I love elden ring but I'm eastern european

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u/ArfMn 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but the anaemia is already potent enough to get the kids to the park.

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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I think I will be able to die

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u/lungleg 7d ago

I love elden ring but it’s like a big piece of wood

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u/Vitth_art 7d ago

I love Elden Ring, but hole

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u/blakharon12956 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I'm not a cardboard man

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u/MolluscaGastropoda 7d ago

I love elden ring but when only thinking

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u/FrothBoss 7d ago

I love Elden Ring but I’m still just trying not to work on it lol

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