r/FuckYouKaren • u/informationtiger • 11d ago
No. 1 Alpha Male™ that claimed depression was weakness complains over a few minor inconveniences. Karen in the News
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u/Ok_Cartographer9487 11d ago
Lol the guy who brags about being able to bear up Spider-Man is afraid of bugs?
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u/I_am_ReyTNT 11d ago
I don't follow Tate so i don't know if this is real but did he really say he can beat up spider man? Peter blitzes him before he could even land a blow.
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u/Enders__Game
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I’m sure the cockroaches would like to speak with the jail manager too
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u/Tomnnn 11d ago
I can't imagine the disappointment those roaches had when they approached what they thought was a potato and got Andrew Tate instead. My heart goes out to them
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u/plonkachonka 11d ago
bro why’s he scared of lice he don’t even have hair
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u/BasedSunny 11d ago
Pubic hair
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u/MeteorMan2020 11d ago
Well there’s the problem. He lasers. It’s like a turtle shell down there
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u/TheEightSea 11d ago
His other inmates pubic hairs. They get really close to his well shaven butt.
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u/Herrsquidward 11d ago edited 11d ago
I bet he's also routinely smiling like a donut.
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u/Herrsquidward 11d ago
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u/20_burnin_20 11d ago •
What's the ANDREW system?
Avoid authorities
Neglect women
Destroy soy boy beta cucks
Receding of all chins
Entice incels with bullshit
Wonder how long you'll be detained
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u/funkhero 11d ago
Well, then, dip your balls in ink and put them in his mouth while he sleeps.
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u/usefulidiot0 11d ago
Is that Rambo?
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u/chang-e_bunny 11d ago
I may be very late to the party, but I literally saw that episode for the first time just a few days ago.
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u/elphin 11d ago edited 11d ago
That’s a different species of lice. Head lice don’t live in your pubic hair. (And vice versa).
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u/maltesemania 11d ago
I like to imagine head lice saying "we don't venture into southern territory... We're northern lice."
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u/onebadmex66 11d ago
HAHAHAAHA... like this douchenozzle has pubic hair...
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u/plonkachonka 11d ago
I don’t think he even has reproductive organs, as described by Greta
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u/Y_Sam 11d ago
It all makes sense now.
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u/el_99 11d ago
It’s impossible to have such conditions as EU recently in the last yrs have sponsored huuge renovations in jails both in Bulgaria and Romania, to be up to the standards. This is clearly a intake by his lawyer so he can get his regime changed to home arrest. An old classic in around here. Nobody will care.
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u/WeleaseBwianThrow 11d ago
Whilst this could easily be a ploy, your statement obviously means you've not spent a lot of time around prisons.
Just as a reference my experience is UK based so YMMV, but this was when we were EU members.
Sure, laws and regulations and rules should make this sort of thing impossible, but the reality on the ground (outside most scandi jails) is overpopulation, lack of proper oversight, incompetent management right up the chain, and underpaid over worked front line staff who don't give a shit.
I've seen prisoners in cells infested with ants and roaches, broken windows and freezing cells in the middle of winter, broken toilets, no water, broken beds.
There is a lot of distance between the EU parliament and the cell, and a lot gets ignored along the way.
As much as I hate this cockroach, ALL prisoners deserve humane conditions at times. Especially those who are remanded.
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u/el_99 11d ago
Both Bulgarian and Romanian criminal and judicial system are vastly different than the UK one. If you look in statistics you can find that overpopulation is hardly ever a problem in prisons or arrests in that matter. I talk from experience. Of course there is the possibility of a lice and other insect infestation but both prisons and arrests have medical and other staff that upon arrival makes a whole medical picture of the individual- if they have any kind of illness- they attend to it and both countries have serious check ups since communism. Will the staff want to have lice and cockroaches that they will bring back at home?
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u/StalkTheHype 11d ago
Just as a reference my experience is UK based so YMMV, but this was when we were EU members.
The UK was always closer to the American prison system than anything on the continent, even when you were in you had some of the worst jails and prisons.
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u/WeleaseBwianThrow 11d ago
Completely agree, unfortunately it seems to be some sort of ingrained national punishment fetish. And it's only getting worse.
It's the standard conservatism boomer-centric strategy of give them someone to hate, and it's always people that can't defend themselves.
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u/BardtheGM 11d ago
It's a pretty non-controversial position to be 'tough on crime'. Lazy politicians have been playing this card for years, because they know the opposition won't criticise it, out of fear of being labelled 'not tough on crime'.
'Rehabilitate the guy who robbed you so he becomes a productive citizen and doesn't do it again' just doesn't have the same ring to it I suppose.
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u/Corteran
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Nice of the article to provide a picture of a cockroach and a louse.
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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago
wait, is louse singular for lice?
like mice is to mouse?
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u/Adazya 11d ago
Hence the phrase lousy!
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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago
WHAT
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u/Adazya 11d ago
You're one of the 10,000 today, and I'm so honored to tell you!
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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago
10,000 WHO?
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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago
Every answer you give me only raises more questions. What's XKCD?
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u/DillBagner 11d ago
I knew of louse, but not until now did I make the connection to "lousy." Thank you.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 11d ago
Lmao it took me a while….but I got there. Literally went back to the pic expecting to have missed an emoji of the two pests next to the text.
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u/TheGhostDM
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In other news, cockroaches and lice complain that their cell is infested with Andrew Tate.
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u/newmacbookpro 11d ago
I’m a human and still complain earth is infested by him.
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u/solidwhetstone 11d ago
It's nice how the person who imprisoned women is now, in fact... Imprisoned.
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u/Antiblackcoat2000 11d ago
Cock lives matter...
Wait. No
Roach lives matter.
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u/roidie 11d ago
No no you were right the first time
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u/Siilan 11d ago
I'd disagree. Andrew Tate is a giant
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u/HaywireMans 11d ago
nah, he's a tiny cock, specifically at smalldickenergy@getalife
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u/pinkygecko 11d ago
Can’t spell bugatti without bug!
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u/FiliaNox 11d ago
“They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night,”
At least he’s finally making friends
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u/Genethebunnyqueen 11d ago
Lol he sounds like an edgy teenager or a neckbeard
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u/cockvanlesbian 11d ago
I shit you not when he was arrested he tweeted something along the line of "The Matrix sent their agents to get me."
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u/AtomicTan 11d ago
Actually no. The cockroaches, lice and bed bugs really want him to stop saying they're friends. Not even they would sink that low
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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 11d ago
They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at nightHe's a poet and didn't even know it.
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u/lordTigas 11d ago
Extreme-right terrorists who stormed the Brazilian government a few weeks ago were arrested and were complaining that the food was bad, the shower water was cold and the mattresses weren't soft enough.
One of them complained to the judge he was "arrested against his will". The judge replied "that's how arresting works" lol
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u/Various_Abrocoma_286 11d ago edited 11d ago
Well, the average Brazilian prison isn't a five star hotel. Those idiots should have thought of that before engaging in seditious acts.
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u/lordTigas 11d ago
That's one of the nicest ways someone has ever described Brazil's horrible prisons lol
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u/Various_Abrocoma_286 11d ago
Hell on Earth
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u/BigMcThickHuge 11d ago
How'd I read once - the guards aren't there to keep the peace.
They just keep the inmates in the prison. Whatever happens in there, happens. Guards won't intervene.
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u/Final_Biochemist222 11d ago
Reminds of some white dude who went to jail in thailand for drug trafficking then wrote a book to complain about how horrible the thai prison is
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u/Wobbelblob 11d ago
Honestly, speaking as an European here, they can be glad that they even where sentenced to prison. Until very recently, most countries would punish stuff like that with (extremely cruel) executions. And many still do.
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u/GodzThirdLeg 11d ago
Man there really is no difference between American and Brazilian chuds.
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u/SamuelVimesTrained 11d ago
I do feel sorry for the roaches and lice.
They are innocent and have done nothing to deserve .. whatever they are.
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u/DifficultCurrent7 11d ago
I was getting worried. Hadn't heard much about this fucker in a few days, was worried he'd managed to wriggle his way out of this and paid to have it silenced.
Lets hope they leave him in that cell and just.. forget about him.
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u/choppytehbear1337 11d ago
He called Romania a corrupt country. Romania is going to throw the book at him with the international attention on this.
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u/Kriegschwein 11d ago
It is funny that Romania may make a show out of this:
"See? We are definitely not a corrupt state!"
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u/HumpyFroggy 11d ago
As a Romanian yeaah, most people were corrupt af when I was a kid, even hospitals and priests, but we're slowly getting better and better
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u/The_Sinnermen 11d ago
Tbh what country hasn't (or doesn't still) struggle with corruption
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u/Jungleman6 11d ago
Ladbible posts stories on him almost every day on Facebook. The comments are always filled with incels defending him though.
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u/LetsMakeShitTracks 11d ago
haha I love that they just go around the internet announcing that they paid a human trafficker for the privilege to post his videos in their own social media. they go round calling everyone brainwashed, while you cant find a more clear cut case of brainwashing then paying to be an employee.
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u/Aesmachus 11d ago
Anything that mentions the guy has a bit of his Incel army marching through the comments. You can see quite a few lurking around these types of posts on reddit, which I have to say isn't all that surprising. It's reddit after all.
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u/EndOfTheDark97 11d ago
How dare you insult the incel army! Our numbers grow exponentially every day. You cannot hold back the tide that’s coming! We won’t stop until sex is destroyed once and for all!
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u/CompletelyPresent 11d ago
No shit...
I have daughters, I don't need a fresh batch of misogynists out there because of this clown.
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u/LetsMakeShitTracks 11d ago
I think Romania is going really far out of their way to make sure that no corruption happens with this case. this is their chance to show they aren't just another eastern block corrupt shit hole and they have agreements with the UN they need to uphold. and then Andy taint goes and makes it worse for himself, showing his exact hand in public videos. bro dont tell people youre gonna bribe them. they are gonna make sure you never even look at someone who will accept that bribe.
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u/greycubed 11d ago
He tattooed "property of Tate" on the girls he trapped.
He can fucking deal.
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u/WornOutMeatCurtins 11d ago
What the fuck.
He's so fucking disgusting
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u/Chewcocca 11d ago
His voicemails deserve to be posted every time
I hope every judge listens to them while deliberating every single decision that touches him.
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u/osomysterioso 11d ago
I wonder what his new tattoo is? “Property of Bruno”, maybe?
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u/balrus-balrogwalrus 11d ago
leave him in the african savannah with only a rock as a weapon and see how well his alpha maleness aids his survival in early man's natural habitat
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u/itsfeckingfreezing 11d ago
The other inmates must have got so excited upon hearing that they were being joined by a bald cunt.
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u/Ill_Connection3058 11d ago
i like the part at end lmao "I am innocent" dafq where is the alpha male taking respinsibilityfor his self snitching behaviours?
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u/nyxnars 11d ago
He bitches about corrupt prison conditions but then praises those who uphold those conditions?
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u/Ill_Connection3058 11d ago
he was trying too pull "rules for thee, not for me" but got kicked out due to violation of thier club tos. 💀
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u/StalkTheHype 11d ago
He did the classic mistake of thinking because he could afford a bunch of sports cars he was in the rich people club.
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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 11d ago
What a snowflake.
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u/headingthatwayyy 11d ago
"When I went to prison, I buffed up, got a 'girlfriend', got stacks of illicit cash, and bribed the guards with all my fat stacks... What's your excuse???"
This really is funny, though. He is like the bully in the movies that gets hit in the nose once and goes crying for mummy
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u/CubicleFish2 11d ago
This post just makes me feel bad for everyone that gets jailed there. Maybe not everyone but you know what I mean
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u/Traditional-Panda-84 11d ago
Hey, he finally got locked in a room with something that is willing to taste his tiny pecker.
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u/Throneawaystone 11d ago
Can you hear it? That's me playing a sad song on the world's tiniest violin
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u/stretchpadawan 11d ago
Poor lice, having to share with you...... they need a refund on their room because of the vermin.
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u/P-K-One 11d ago
The guy abused underage girls and is in prison. How are bed bugs his biggest problem? I am deeply disappointed in the other inmates.
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u/skadi_shev 11d ago
This is a far cry from that smug look he had in his last social media appearance
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u/AspieTheMoonApe 11d ago
I didnt know who this useless twatwaffen was until her got rekt hilariously by a Greta tweet. How in the hell did this no chin googly eyes cunt get any following with toxic " alpha " shit.
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u/Flat-Story-7079 11d ago
Both he and his brother look like they have been turned out by “the manager”.
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u/autumncrimson 11d ago
Minor or not, this situation is better than he deserves. How about scorpions, rabid skunks and anacondas? Sounds only mildly more inconvenient, oh and add some black widow spiders.
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u/Celebrity-stranger 11d ago
That's some "lil' bitch" -like behavior coming from an "alpha" if I ever seent it.
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u/NefInDaHouse 11d ago
So, just a few incoveniences and all that alpha-maleness obviously flies out of the window. Boo hoo.
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u/Consistent_Video5154 11d ago
I assume he means cockroaches and lice OTHER than himself.
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u/yellowbrownstone 11d ago
Compared to being held prisoner, trafficked, branded with “property of Tate,” most likely raped and being forced to produce porn, those pesky lil bugs are pretty minor inconveniences.
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u/ninja_kitten_ 11d ago edited 11d ago
Did he really think American jail was a 5 star resort? As if we treat pre-trial defendants (innocent until proven guilty, right? lmao ) any better here. It took until a bunch of white January 6th not convicted but probably terrorists whined to the press about how bad the treatment of detainees at the DC jail is for anyone to give a shit about how terrible the jails are here.
Edit: formatting on mobile
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u/Animegirl300 11d ago
Maybe he should have thought of that before choosing to run away to a country that doesn’t really give a fuck government-wise?
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u/azdcgbjm888 11d ago
His hair is growing back too. Lol.