r/FuckYouKaren 11d ago

No. 1 Alpha Male™ that claimed depression was weakness complains over a few minor inconveniences. Karen in the News

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u/azdcgbjm888 11d ago

His hair is growing back too. Lol.

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u/I_WILL_GIVE_YOU_LICE 11d ago

The lice made him grow it after threatening to kick his ass

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u/ewilliam 11d ago Evil Cackle

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u/HumpyFroggy 11d ago

Lmao never knew that he's got plugs, I tought only the other brother had them but yeah that's implants for sure. Still treating people with insecurities like shit tho, right?

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u/ewilliam 11d ago

Yeah, it's rich coming from him. As a guy who has hereditary MPB, I gotta say, fuck this mfer...you'd think a true aLpHa MaLe would be confident enough in himself that he wouldn't need to transplant his ass hair up to his head. It's almost like the whole alpha male thing is 100% bullshit!

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u/HumpyFroggy 11d ago

Yeah brother, I'm the same, my corners are saying bye bye and I'm 24. The thing is..you can totally be insecure about that and try to change it or you can embrace it and do nothing, but there's no reason to shit on people who already don't feel great. The hypocrisy on top of that is the bug in the Romanian cell, perfection

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u/ewilliam 11d ago

Perfectly put. I personally don't feel the need to get plugs or whatever...I'll probably eventually just shave it. But I'm also not going to judge someone who wants to get plugs. Like you said, it's not that he got plugs, it's just the rank hypocrisy.

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u/TriGurl 11d ago

So he’s got a receding hairline? I’m not knocking any other man’s receding hairline. But I am mocking his. Because he is so quick to mock others then that comes back at him.

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u/deadinhalifax 11d ago

Well. Some of it. Lol

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u/Ok_Cartographer9487 11d ago

Lol the guy who brags about being able to bear up Spider-Man is afraid of bugs?

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u/I_am_ReyTNT 11d ago

I don't follow Tate so i don't know if this is real but did he really say he can beat up spider man? Peter blitzes him before he could even land a blow.

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u/Enders__Game 11d ago Gold

I’m sure the cockroaches would like to speak with the jail manager too

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u/Tomnnn 11d ago

I can't imagine the disappointment those roaches had when they approached what they thought was a potato and got Andrew Tate instead. My heart goes out to them

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 11d ago

Bro imagine the disappointed lice after they got a bald man

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u/goosejail 11d ago

They can't even hang on man, wtf!

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u/FrizBDog 11d ago

Andrew Tater. Very starchy.

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u/kingwilly123 11d ago

Beautiful.

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u/plonkachonka 11d ago

bro why’s he scared of lice he don’t even have hair

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u/BasedSunny 11d ago

Pubic hair

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u/MeteorMan2020 11d ago

Well there’s the problem. He lasers. It’s like a turtle shell down there

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u/TheEightSea 11d ago

His other inmates pubic hairs. They get really close to his well shaven butt.

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u/Herrsquidward 11d ago edited 11d ago

I bet he's also routinely smiling like a donut.

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u/Herrsquidward 11d ago

🍆🍩

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u/HomoFlaccidus 11d ago

He's gonna have to get his OC-ring stitched up.

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u/Outnabout3535325 11d ago

he's gettin the husband stitch

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u/20_burnin_20 11d ago Take My Energy

What's the ANDREW system?

Avoid authorities

Neglect women

Destroy soy boy beta cucks

Receding of all chins

Entice incels with bullshit

Wonder how long you'll be detained

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u/Heyo__Maggots 11d ago

The golden anchovie has spoken

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u/goosejail 11d ago

Alas that I have but one upvote to give to this glorious creation.

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u/funkhero 11d ago

Well, then, dip your balls in ink and put them in his mouth while he sleeps.

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u/usefulidiot0 11d ago

Is that Rambo?

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u/chang-e_bunny 11d ago

I may be very late to the party, but I literally saw that episode for the first time just a few days ago.

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u/ILEthanol 11d ago

I use this line all the time.. Perfect reference 👍

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u/elphin 11d ago edited 11d ago

That’s a different species of lice. Head lice don’t live in your pubic hair. (And vice versa).

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u/maltesemania 11d ago

I like to imagine head lice saying "we don't venture into southern territory... We're northern lice."

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u/drainbead78 11d ago

The War of Vermin Aggression

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u/onebadmex66 11d ago

HAHAHAAHA... like this douchenozzle has pubic hair...

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u/plonkachonka 11d ago

I don’t think he even has reproductive organs, as described by Greta

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u/Y_Sam 11d ago

It all makes sense now.
Does the rest of her Tweet meant he's about to "get life" ?

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u/el_99 11d ago

It’s impossible to have such conditions as EU recently in the last yrs have sponsored huuge renovations in jails both in Bulgaria and Romania, to be up to the standards. This is clearly a intake by his lawyer so he can get his regime changed to home arrest. An old classic in around here. Nobody will care.

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow 11d ago

Whilst this could easily be a ploy, your statement obviously means you've not spent a lot of time around prisons.

Just as a reference my experience is UK based so YMMV, but this was when we were EU members.

Sure, laws and regulations and rules should make this sort of thing impossible, but the reality on the ground (outside most scandi jails) is overpopulation, lack of proper oversight, incompetent management right up the chain, and underpaid over worked front line staff who don't give a shit.

I've seen prisoners in cells infested with ants and roaches, broken windows and freezing cells in the middle of winter, broken toilets, no water, broken beds.

There is a lot of distance between the EU parliament and the cell, and a lot gets ignored along the way.

As much as I hate this cockroach, ALL prisoners deserve humane conditions at times. Especially those who are remanded.

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u/el_99 11d ago

Both Bulgarian and Romanian criminal and judicial system are vastly different than the UK one. If you look in statistics you can find that overpopulation is hardly ever a problem in prisons or arrests in that matter. I talk from experience. Of course there is the possibility of a lice and other insect infestation but both prisons and arrests have medical and other staff that upon arrival makes a whole medical picture of the individual- if they have any kind of illness- they attend to it and both countries have serious check ups since communism. Will the staff want to have lice and cockroaches that they will bring back at home?

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u/StalkTheHype 11d ago

Just as a reference my experience is UK based so YMMV, but this was when we were EU members.

The UK was always closer to the American prison system than anything on the continent, even when you were in you had some of the worst jails and prisons.

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow 11d ago

Completely agree, unfortunately it seems to be some sort of ingrained national punishment fetish. And it's only getting worse.

It's the standard conservatism boomer-centric strategy of give them someone to hate, and it's always people that can't defend themselves.

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u/BardtheGM 11d ago

It's a pretty non-controversial position to be 'tough on crime'. Lazy politicians have been playing this card for years, because they know the opposition won't criticise it, out of fear of being labelled 'not tough on crime'.

'Rehabilitate the guy who robbed you so he becomes a productive citizen and doesn't do it again' just doesn't have the same ring to it I suppose.

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u/TooRedditFamous 11d ago

Forgot lice can only get in to head hair

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u/geekfreak42 11d ago

And he IS a fuckin cockroach

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u/Corteran 11d ago Giggle

Nice of the article to provide a picture of a cockroach and a louse.

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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago

wait, is louse singular for lice?

like mice is to mouse?

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u/Adazya 11d ago

Hence the phrase lousy!

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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago

WHAT

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u/Adazya 11d ago

You're one of the 10,000 today, and I'm so honored to tell you!

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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago

10,000 WHO?

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u/Adazya 11d ago

The 10k that get to know that louses are lice, and being lousy means you're riddled with them.

It's the XKCD thing.

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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago

Every answer you give me only raises more questions. What's XKCD?

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u/Mnemoceos 11d ago

Popular 2000s webcomic

https://m.xkcd.com/1053/

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u/ABetterTachankaMain 11d ago

i have learned so much today

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u/triclops6 11d ago

I was one of them TWICE then, thanks!!

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u/jhbedsole 11d ago

Every answer you give me only raises more questions

You’re going to love XKCD.

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u/eviljason 11d ago

Yes. As in “Lice? This prison is lousy with them.”

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u/DillBagner 11d ago

I knew of louse, but not until now did I make the connection to "lousy." Thank you.

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u/OccasionallyReddit 11d ago

I was gonna say thats his Prison food but you won

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u/SultanofUranus 11d ago

Honestly chuckling from this, well played 😂🤣

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u/TheWalkingDead91 11d ago

Lmao it took me a while….but I got there. Literally went back to the pic expecting to have missed an emoji of the two pests next to the text.

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u/TheGhostDM 11d ago Take My Energy Starry Burning Cash

In other news, cockroaches and lice complain that their cell is infested with Andrew Tate.

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u/newmacbookpro 11d ago

I’m a human and still complain earth is infested by him.

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u/solidwhetstone 11d ago

It's nice how the person who imprisoned women is now, in fact... Imprisoned.

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u/Antiblackcoat2000 11d ago

Cock lives matter...

Wait. No

Roach lives matter.

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u/roidie 11d ago

No no you were right the first time

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u/Siilan 11d ago

I'd disagree. Andrew Tate is a giant dick cock.

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u/HaywireMans 11d ago

nah, he's a tiny cock, specifically at smalldickenergy@getalife

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u/pinkygecko 11d ago

Can’t spell bugatti without bug!

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u/TheBlueFleer203 11d ago

What color are your bugs

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u/Okibex 11d ago

Shit brown, just like his bugatti

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u/FiliaNox 11d ago

“They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night,”

At least he’s finally making friends

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u/Genethebunnyqueen 11d ago

Lol he sounds like an edgy teenager or a neckbeard

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u/cockvanlesbian 11d ago

I shit you not when he was arrested he tweeted something along the line of "The Matrix sent their agents to get me."

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u/SparePie8386 11d ago

bruh fan boys were stuck with his hand signals during the arrest. 💀

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u/The_Sinnermen 11d ago

It is word for word what he said on video during his arrest

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u/blue_wat 11d ago

Makes sense considering that seems to be his target market.

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u/AtomicTan 11d ago

Actually no. The cockroaches, lice and bed bugs really want him to stop saying they're friends. Not even they would sink that low

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 11d ago
They are trying to break me. 
Thrown inside a cell without light

Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs 
are my only friends at night

He's a poet and didn't even know it.

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u/MiaD89 11d ago

On behalf of all Romanian jail roaches, I would like to say "Nu, mersi."

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u/Sam-Gunn 11d ago

"For the last time, Tate, 'bedtime' means we turn out the lights!"

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u/lookieLoo253 11d ago

Right at home with parasites.

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u/FloatLife 11d ago

My brÖthers do not accept him. We simply occupy he same space.

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u/lordTigas 11d ago

Extreme-right terrorists who stormed the Brazilian government a few weeks ago were arrested and were complaining that the food was bad, the shower water was cold and the mattresses weren't soft enough.

One of them complained to the judge he was "arrested against his will". The judge replied "that's how arresting works" lol

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u/Various_Abrocoma_286 11d ago edited 11d ago

Well, the average Brazilian prison isn't a five star hotel. Those idiots should have thought of that before engaging in seditious acts.

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u/lordTigas 11d ago

That's one of the nicest ways someone has ever described Brazil's horrible prisons lol

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u/Various_Abrocoma_286 11d ago

Hell on Earth

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u/BigMcThickHuge 11d ago

How'd I read once - the guards aren't there to keep the peace.

They just keep the inmates in the prison. Whatever happens in there, happens. Guards won't intervene.

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u/Final_Biochemist222 11d ago

Reminds of some white dude who went to jail in thailand for drug trafficking then wrote a book to complain about how horrible the thai prison is

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u/Various_Abrocoma_286 11d ago

Welcome To Hell by Colin Martin

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u/JoinAThang 11d ago

And why don't they like inhuman prisons? They're alt right after all.

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u/Wobbelblob 11d ago

Honestly, speaking as an European here, they can be glad that they even where sentenced to prison. Until very recently, most countries would punish stuff like that with (extremely cruel) executions. And many still do.

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u/GodzThirdLeg 11d ago

Man there really is no difference between American and Brazilian chuds.

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u/Adept_Tomato_7752 11d ago

Chuds are a worldwide plague

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u/DistributionPerfect5 11d ago

Brain-dead is brain-dead, no matter where.

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u/Erithariza 11d ago

Poor lice, having to deal with Tate.

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u/GitGud5199 11d ago

Here, let me play a sad song on this tiny violin

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 11d ago

I do feel sorry for the roaches and lice.
They are innocent and have done nothing to deserve .. whatever they are.

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u/DifficultCurrent7 11d ago

I was getting worried. Hadn't heard much about this fucker in a few days, was worried he'd managed to wriggle his way out of this and paid to have it silenced.

Lets hope they leave him in that cell and just.. forget about him.

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u/choppytehbear1337 11d ago

He called Romania a corrupt country. Romania is going to throw the book at him with the international attention on this.

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u/Kriegschwein 11d ago

It is funny that Romania may make a show out of this:

"See? We are definitely not a corrupt state!"

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u/HumpyFroggy 11d ago

As a Romanian yeaah, most people were corrupt af when I was a kid, even hospitals and priests, but we're slowly getting better and better

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u/The_Sinnermen 11d ago

Tbh what country hasn't (or doesn't still) struggle with corruption

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u/Jungleman6 11d ago

Ladbible posts stories on him almost every day on Facebook. The comments are always filled with incels defending him though.

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u/LetsMakeShitTracks 11d ago

haha I love that they just go around the internet announcing that they paid a human trafficker for the privilege to post his videos in their own social media. they go round calling everyone brainwashed, while you cant find a more clear cut case of brainwashing then paying to be an employee.

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u/Aesmachus 11d ago

Anything that mentions the guy has a bit of his Incel army marching through the comments. You can see quite a few lurking around these types of posts on reddit, which I have to say isn't all that surprising. It's reddit after all.

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u/EndOfTheDark97 11d ago

How dare you insult the incel army! Our numbers grow exponentially every day. You cannot hold back the tide that’s coming! We won’t stop until sex is destroyed once and for all!

/s

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u/CompletelyPresent 11d ago

No shit...

I have daughters, I don't need a fresh batch of misogynists out there because of this clown.

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u/LetsMakeShitTracks 11d ago

I think Romania is going really far out of their way to make sure that no corruption happens with this case. this is their chance to show they aren't just another eastern block corrupt shit hole and they have agreements with the UN they need to uphold. and then Andy taint goes and makes it worse for himself, showing his exact hand in public videos. bro dont tell people youre gonna bribe them. they are gonna make sure you never even look at someone who will accept that bribe.

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u/greycubed 11d ago

He tattooed "property of Tate" on the girls he trapped.

He can fucking deal.

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u/WornOutMeatCurtins 11d ago

What the fuck.

He's so fucking disgusting

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u/Chewcocca 11d ago

His voicemails deserve to be posted every time

I hope every judge listens to them while deliberating every single decision that touches him.

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u/Killermemestar69XD 11d ago

Definitely hoping he has a bedbug allergy

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u/im374li 11d ago

I hope he gets the ever-living shit beat out of him.

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u/CatumEntanglement 11d ago

There's also bed bugs in his mattress. I love this for him.

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u/osomysterioso 11d ago

I wonder what his new tattoo is? “Property of Bruno”, maybe?

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u/IHadThatUsername 11d ago

I guess it's Property of Greta since she owned him

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u/mrfat187 11d ago

We don't talk about Bruno

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u/balrus-balrogwalrus 11d ago

leave him in the african savannah with only a rock as a weapon and see how well his alpha maleness aids his survival in early man's natural habitat

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u/SindicadeSin 11d ago

From the TOP G to the BOTTOM BUNK.

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u/Erithariza 11d ago

Top G to a bottom

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u/itsfeckingfreezing 11d ago

The other inmates must have got so excited upon hearing that they were being joined by a bald cunt.

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u/Ill_Connection3058 11d ago

i like the part at end lmao "I am innocent" dafq where is the alpha male taking respinsibilityfor his self snitching behaviours?

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u/nyxnars 11d ago

He bitches about corrupt prison conditions but then praises those who uphold those conditions?

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u/Ill_Connection3058 11d ago

he was trying too pull "rules for thee, not for me" but got kicked out due to violation of thier club tos. 💀

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u/StalkTheHype 11d ago

He did the classic mistake of thinking because he could afford a bunch of sports cars he was in the rich people club.

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u/has2give 11d ago

I wonder if that's depressing? Nah....

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u/JackSixxx 11d ago

Wtf did he expect? A room at focking Marriott?

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u/DarthButtercup 11d ago

Praying for a bedbug allergy. Those bites will be there for a year.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 11d ago

What a snowflake.

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u/headingthatwayyy 11d ago

"When I went to prison, I buffed up, got a 'girlfriend', got stacks of illicit cash, and bribed the guards with all my fat stacks... What's your excuse???"

This really is funny, though. He is like the bully in the movies that gets hit in the nose once and goes crying for mummy

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u/CubicleFish2 11d ago

This post just makes me feel bad for everyone that gets jailed there. Maybe not everyone but you know what I mean

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u/Traditional-Panda-84 11d ago

Hey, he finally got locked in a room with something that is willing to taste his tiny pecker.

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u/pyrofemme 11d ago Take My Energy

His brother?

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u/Erithariza 11d ago

Holy shit I almost suffocsted from laughing

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u/golemgosho 11d ago

Oh,Andrew🖕🖕🖕

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u/hbgwine 11d ago

“I’m an alpha male”

Cockroach: “hold my beer”

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u/hbgwine 11d ago

I think the roaches pimp them out to lice

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u/guyinbham 11d ago

He is a dick. Fuck that guy.

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u/Throneawaystone 11d ago

Can you hear it? That's me playing a sad song on the world's tiniest violin

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u/Acrobatic_Buy_2000 11d ago

Sounds like he's found his people.

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u/2020s_Haunted 11d ago

That's insulting to the roaches and lice.

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u/agutema 11d ago

Oh no! Anyway.

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u/stretchpadawan 11d ago

Poor lice, having to share with you...... they need a refund on their room because of the vermin.

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u/Cryobyjorne 11d ago

"Yeah of course there are roaches in your cell, because you're there"

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u/MasterMeow01 11d ago

It's a jail, who gives a shit about their opinions?

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u/SealChe 11d ago

The cockroach is Tate and the lice are his crabs.

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u/P-K-One 11d ago

The guy abused underage girls and is in prison. How are bed bugs his biggest problem? I am deeply disappointed in the other inmates.

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u/has2give 11d ago

Finally, an upvote to be proud of!

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u/skadi_shev 11d ago

This is a far cry from that smug look he had in his last social media appearance

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u/PolarityMemer 11d ago

Yeah, he’s the worst thing in there.

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u/AspieTheMoonApe 11d ago

I didnt know who this useless twatwaffen was until her got rekt hilariously by a Greta tweet. How in the hell did this no chin googly eyes cunt get any following with toxic " alpha " shit.

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u/Flat-Story-7079 11d ago

Both he and his brother look like they have been turned out by “the manager”.

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u/Yabbz81 11d ago

In all fairness every room he walks into becomes infested with vermin and lice

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u/Theechoofme 11d ago

Well, there is definitely one cockroach in there.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Then he has good company there. Everyone reaps what they sow.

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u/cagingthing 11d ago

What a wimp

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u/akayataya 11d ago

The fuck does he have to be worried about lice for?

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u/fanonimus99 11d ago

I hope he gets eaten by bugs.

And I hope the bugs won't get a bad stomach.

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u/Ayds117 11d ago

Damn and he still the most disgusting creature in there

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u/crystal_currants 11d ago

All that lice is going south on that guy.

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u/Lastnoodle 11d ago

Oh no! So what was i saying again ?

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u/Sik_Facadian 11d ago

I hope he feels every louse 🤣

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u/1mInvisibleToYou 11d ago

Awww, so sad. so bad.

Bwahahahahaha!

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u/MiracleMouse138 11d ago

Of course it is infested with cockroaches. He's in there.

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u/Euphorbium 11d ago

And entire world rejoyced. The end.

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u/EwesDead 11d ago

Use that alpha male mind set and will your cell clean andrew taint

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u/xxrmp21 11d ago

Only nerds are afraid of the dark and bugs

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u/grimytimes 11d ago

Sucks to suck

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u/autumncrimson 11d ago

Minor or not, this situation is better than he deserves. How about scorpions, rabid skunks and anacondas? Sounds only mildly more inconvenient, oh and add some black widow spiders.

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u/Celebrity-stranger 11d ago

That's some "lil' bitch" -like behavior coming from an "alpha" if I ever seent it.

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u/NefInDaHouse 11d ago

So, just a few incoveniences and all that alpha-maleness obviously flies out of the window. Boo hoo.

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u/CradleofDisturbed 11d ago

Aw poor man baby karen.

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u/Consistent_Video5154 11d ago

I assume he means cockroaches and lice OTHER than himself.

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u/yellowbrownstone 11d ago

Compared to being held prisoner, trafficked, branded with “property of Tate,” most likely raped and being forced to produce porn, those pesky lil bugs are pretty minor inconveniences.

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u/Sithjerky 11d ago

His situation is still too good for him

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u/ninja_kitten_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

Did he really think American jail was a 5 star resort? As if we treat pre-trial defendants (innocent until proven guilty, right? lmao ) any better here. It took until a bunch of white January 6th not convicted but probably terrorists whined to the press about how bad the treatment of detainees at the DC jail is for anyone to give a shit about how terrible the jails are here.

Edit: formatting on mobile

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u/Animegirl300 11d ago

Maybe he should have thought of that before choosing to run away to a country that doesn’t really give a fuck government-wise?