r/HolUp • u/dankboi69408 • Jan 11 '23

xbox ad ☠️

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u/QualityVote Jan 11 '23

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/dankboi69408, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/SirWeenielick Jan 11 '23

Do I even have the words to properly describe the feelings this gave me?

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u/TankII_ Jan 11 '23

Horny?

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u/BayTantuni Jan 12 '23

🤨📸

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u/Surely_dim Jan 12 '23

🫵😭 - That's him officer, that's the man right there

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u/Hollow--- Jan 12 '23

I felt existential dread, how about you Carl? Looks over at you

Forget I asked.

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u/Rage1714 Jan 12 '23

Sweaty 🥵

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u/furofc Jan 12 '23

This comment is more holup than this reddit

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u/HappiestTree999 Jan 12 '23

it better be because of the old man

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u/jarlscrotus Jan 12 '23

Confused ennui

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u/skintagbegone1974 Jan 12 '23

I certainly don't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

It was banned, but it worked in getting people's attention.

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u/johnqsack69 Jan 12 '23

I remember seeing this! The 90s were a magical time

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u/WhitleyRoyals Jan 12 '23

Except the Xbox didn’t come out until 2001.

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u/johnqsack69 Jan 12 '23

Doesn’t make my comment any less true

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u/Profilybfb Jan 12 '23

Yes it does you subway 5 dollar footlong

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u/TCRandom Jan 12 '23

He technically made two separate statements, supposedly uncorrelated.

He saw this commercial (doesn’t specify when).

And

The nineties were magical (unrelated to the preceding sentence).

…It’s an admirable coverup effort.

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u/HackerDaGreat57 Jan 12 '23

r/theythoughtitthrough

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u/angrydestreyer9 Jan 12 '23

r/SubsIFellFor

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u/mindless2831 Jan 12 '23

There's not enough people thinking things through these days for there to be a sub dedicated to it unfortunately. There would only be like 5 posts.

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Jan 12 '23

Obviously a politician or works as an insurance adjuster

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u/armstrong-1997 Jan 12 '23

Saul? Saul Goodman! It's Saul Goodman!!

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u/johnqsack69 Jan 12 '23

Who peed in your cornflakes

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Jan 12 '23

Thats why the 90s were such a magical time😉

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u/ArsyX Jan 12 '23

It was neat

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u/Easy_Newt2692 Jan 11 '23

He only lived for 33 seconds

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u/ICameForTheSnyderCut Jan 12 '23

Twice as long as his conception...

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u/Usedtobecoffeeaddict Jan 12 '23

Stop he is already dead

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u/sobi1869 Jan 11 '23

Nice shot!!

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u/HonorableGremlin Jan 11 '23

Hey, it works. Now I want an xbox.

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u/preshowerpoop Jan 12 '23

SEGA!

It's like Xbox went to Sega's old marketing team to come up with this commercial.

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u/Loduza Jan 12 '23

I do this but they don't come out of my ass.

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u/One-War-2977 Jan 12 '23

Showed his cock a lil bit

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u/Dry_Growth_1605 Jan 12 '23

When??

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u/One-War-2977 Jan 12 '23

Like 30 seconds you can see half of it

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u/Xenamori Jan 12 '23

I remember seeing this on TV!

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u/Godfather-10 Jan 12 '23

Sources say he's still travelling underground

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u/Positive_Course_2494 Jan 12 '23

He got hit by the paw paw fruit

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u/SubieHank Jan 12 '23

God I love this, I've seen it so many times and it makes me laugh every time. My favorite part is honestly the beginning we she fires that sucker off and you see the recoil on her and the bed like a gun... and then the baby that flies screaming out the window and into the beyond! It's just so absurd that it's hilarious in my mind.

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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Jan 12 '23

Man the new flight simulator looking good 👍

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u/maxoys45 Jan 12 '23

Remember this ad, love it

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u/Volphied Jan 12 '23

Jesus.....that's not how you promote an xbox

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u/gat12393 Jan 11 '23

Dammit I need an xbox now

2

u/Ro_Yo_Mi Jan 12 '23

If life is that short then how does one afford an Xbox?

2

u/Ok-Jury-3571 Jan 12 '23

So thats how the dinosaurs went extinct

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u/Ill-Accident-2490 Jan 12 '23

The recoil 🤣

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u/ShinySnaxMix Jan 12 '23

What the actual fuck???

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u/MithrandirLXV Jan 12 '23

I'm sorry... what the fuck?!

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u/oligarchofarcade Jan 12 '23

90s commercials were so fun.

Looking now, I feel like commercials are weird avant-garde shit where a kid gets rushed to an ER and the doctors tell the parents they are moving ahead with immediate surgery and everyone is crying then some man off screen says, “Chantix might not be right for you if you have severe to moderate rheumatoid arthritis.”

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u/proud78 Jan 12 '23

I hate ads. But this one was a masterpiece. The older i get life feels like this. Time is ticking away. Don't waste it. So deep.

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u/thatdude778 Jan 13 '23

I remember watching this commercial in the early 2000s but didn't realize that it was NSFW. Showing the guys junk @ :30.

One of the few perks of bad picture quality.

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u/BrilliantEnergy2378 Jan 12 '23

Do we honestly would have been better at the skittle's ad

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u/General_Cow_7119 Jan 12 '23

Dosent gaming make time pass faster and provides a possible addiction whcih prevents you from focusing on your own life? U do u idc but it’s ironic how they say ‘life is short’ lol

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u/CHIKIKCHI Jan 12 '23

Life is short

sooooooo…

idk, waste it by playing video games??

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u/MatingSequence Jan 12 '23

How is that a waste?

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u/AnatomyofJimm Jan 12 '23

No matter how you spend anything, whether it be time/ money or company.. If you enjoy it, it's not a waste

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u/Original-Catch-7139 Jan 12 '23

that's how was the Ironman journey was

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

That reminds me. I wonder how Dark Master is doing.

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u/forstyy Jan 12 '23

the stuka sound is awesome

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u/TreeFitTea Jan 12 '23

It's like the F is for Family theme song without any hint of whimsy

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u/cbc-13 Jan 12 '23

Love the fact that they thought about depicting the random gain of consciousness when you're a kid, because he started to scream later on. It's the little details 👌🏽

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u/atsh312 Jan 12 '23

Wait a minute……… WOT?

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u/xPyromaniac93 Jan 12 '23

Man I'm dead 💀

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u/Emu_Bear Jan 12 '23

I am so very confused

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u/00PepperJackCheese Jan 12 '23

So THIS is how my little swimmers be feeling 👀

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u/AlphaKing2312 Jan 12 '23

This is just an average DJ snake music video

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u/thereelmoron Jan 12 '23

Good ol' pussy cannon

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u/TimePhoto3425 Jan 12 '23

Did they use the Tom & Jerry yell?! 😂

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u/graves4all Jan 12 '23

I remember seeing this on tv, I grabbed my controller....

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u/grejisswole Jan 12 '23

They just grow up too fast, don't they.

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u/Phrozt Jan 12 '23

Kobe!

(Sorry if that's a bit too accurate....)

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u/huge_loaf Jan 12 '23

Dude didn't even have time to rub one out, RIP brother.

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u/i_Shuckz Jan 12 '23

Life is short.. waste it!

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u/psychocrow42 Jan 12 '23

I think I saw this on ebaumsworld when I was in middle school

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u/RangerKevin Jan 12 '23

Xbox ad with PlayStation font

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u/TrueJessiah Jan 12 '23

Life any % speedrun near perfect execution.

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u/nightwolf1618 Jan 12 '23

My guy speedran life

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u/Fun_Advertising_922 Jan 12 '23

Fucking 👍 Love that baby yeet!

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u/jumpykay Jan 12 '23

This ad:play more Me, a ludopath: yesssss

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u/Roadie_Hog_ Jan 12 '23

Did she just sneeze the baby out?

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u/Dunklesonne Jan 12 '23

This seems like it would be popular for Pedos.

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u/conehead2019 Jan 12 '23

This one is almost as raunchy as that Toyota Sienna commercial intro. You know what I'm talking about.

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u/ezaytkd Jan 12 '23

Was this the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?

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u/lesleechow Jan 12 '23

That’s one tight snatch.

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u/robotpane Jan 12 '23

Jeez people on reddit will argue about anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/0tisPotus Jan 12 '23

She had more recoil than a howitzer

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u/Sky_Cat_here Jan 12 '23

.....I-....dont know what to say........i have no words.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

What in the whirlpool of filth??

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u/Mr_MixedNuts Jan 12 '23

Simply fucking brilliant!

When he landed in the grave I fucking lost it lol

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u/furofc Jan 12 '23

Wtf man this just showed superwoman's kid getting rocketed to his grave in ohio

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u/lute4088 Jan 12 '23

I remember this ad!

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u/Plus-Bluebird-7848 Jan 12 '23

Ma life be like💀

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u/Shot-Distribution789 Jan 12 '23

Most normal birth in ohio💀

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u/Smashdigest1427 Jan 12 '23

I was waiting for "SEGA!!"

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u/seckshunate Jan 13 '23

Oh they did a graphics update on Baby Maker Extreme?! Sick!!

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u/sgtfury488 Jan 13 '23

Excuse me while I dig my eyes out of their sockets and burn them. I think I can safely say that this was more disturbing than my 92 year old grandpa walking around the house naked.