Man at the end - r/HolUp

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If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

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My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I’m lucky you might just give a little kiss

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u/Hen_Doodle Jan 20 '23

Now that’s the message that we deliver to little kids

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u/carl_dw420 Jan 21 '23

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is.

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u/T_WREKX Jan 21 '23

Of course there going to know what inter course is by the time they hit 4th grade, they have the discovery channel don't they?

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u/Jakemate977 Jan 21 '23

We ain't nothin but mammals, well some of us are cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

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u/TheHighKing112 Jan 21 '23

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

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u/EthanIsaPickle1 Jan 21 '23

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

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u/MolecularCamp3000 Jan 21 '23

Yes i am slim shady, all the other slim shadies are just imitating

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u/HipsterOtter Jan 21 '23

So won't the real Slim Shadey please stand up Please stand up Please stand up!

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u/SkinnyCartman01 Jan 21 '23

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.

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u/DriedMapleSyrup Jan 21 '23

r/redditsings

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u/cabicinha Jan 21 '23

Even cannibals are still mammals

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u/throatropeswingMtF Jan 21 '23

Insert fight club grade school clip here

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u/data-overflow Jan 21 '23

I thought women had penis until I learnt it in science when I was 13

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u/T_WREKX Jan 21 '23

Well shoot. Now you know.

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u/RealEricCrev Jan 21 '23

They’re

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u/Mature_Vegeta Jan 21 '23

Ah, entering the never ending bliss

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u/j_dog99 Jan 21 '23

I don't think that woman has a clitoris

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u/NickkunNienteXLVII Jan 21 '23

I’m just here appreciating how the comment chain rhymes until the next comment

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u/AlfredKinsey Jan 21 '23

Em with posthumous Michael Jackson collab.

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u/TheBoondoggleSaints Jan 21 '23

My bum is on the sweeedish, sweeedish.

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u/koth442 Jan 21 '23

This is the best comment on Reddit. Shut it down folks, we're done here hahahahaha.

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u/limmy0_0 imagine not being the the holup discord Jan 21 '23

r/beatmetoit

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u/AshSnowe Jan 21 '23

Freakin hilarious comment, thank you for the laugh!

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u/joejill Jan 20 '23

Your thinking of Tom Green

My bum is on the cheese, my bum is on tjw cheese. And if I get lucky I might get a disease...

And I did testicular cancer.

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u/MightyExcalibur Jan 21 '23

That was lame as hell dude, I hope this comment was a troll

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u/Marios_Facade Jan 21 '23

Technically, tom green is where it came from

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u/Successful-Ad8917 Jan 21 '23

Listen to "the real slim shady". You'll get the reference

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u/KORKSTICKY Jan 20 '23

Eminem agreed to this stunt. F******** hilarious. Good on him for having a great sense of humor.

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u/red18wrx Jan 21 '23

Eminem is low key, a hilarious straight man. His part in "The Interview," was great.

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u/winsing Jan 21 '23

Eminem giving diamond cock rings to Elton John as wedding gift still puts a smile on my face.

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u/limbtz Jan 21 '23

Wait, how did he know Elton's size?

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u/jhalfhide Jan 21 '23

Holds various rings up to mouth until saying, "this one please" to a horrified sales person

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u/Emergency_Collar2399 Jan 21 '23

not the worst place he could be holding it up to

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u/IllllIIllllIll Jan 21 '23

I really liked him in Funny People too, hilarious and unexpected cameo.

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Jan 21 '23

He’s really good at making fun of his… less tolerant early lyrics. There’s been so much controversy regarding his use of homophobia, and he’s said so many times that he is now more aware of how dangerous his words were. Between this and The Interview, it’s clear he’s willing to laugh at himself and not dig his heels in.

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u/taintedmamosas Jan 21 '23

He has that prank call with LL Cool J on the radio too dude is hilarious

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u/chelsearsweet Jan 21 '23

He’s just been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness—

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u/bobafoott Jan 21 '23

The dude was a top tier crazy guy And straight man. Props for that for sure

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u/Thechuckles79 Jan 21 '23

I remember him walking out right after so he played it very straight.

Of course you up your game with SBC unless you are Rudy Giuliani.

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u/VvCheesy_MicrowavevV Jan 21 '23

Wait... You can't fucking say fucking in this fucking sub? Why in the fucking hell is that?

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u/Deep_Fried_Pagan Jan 21 '23

Nobody fucking knows...

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u/VvCheesy_MicrowavevV Jan 21 '23

Fucking hell. How will we fucking know now?

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u/Puffball973 Jan 21 '23

I don't fucking know.

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u/EnvironmentMoney7366 Jan 21 '23

Well fuck

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u/cabicinha Jan 21 '23

That's fucked up

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u/withered_dragon_head Jan 21 '23

No fucking shit

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Jan 21 '23

Holy fucking crap balls.

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u/Makedoniqebulgarska Jan 21 '23

fucking fuck

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u/throwtennis Jan 20 '23

Even a rap god needs an angel

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u/sworpy123 Jan 21 '23

The*

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jan 21 '23

Thank you for correcting this man.

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u/420247Tye Jan 21 '23

I watched it live I forget how old I am

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn Jan 21 '23

Dude, same

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u/DragonflyAdvanced548 Jan 21 '23

Dude salute to Em, he always goes along with gags and movie. He must be a fun guy to hang with you gotta have a good sense of humor to always be willing to poke fun at oneself.

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u/PossumOnAGoKart Jan 20 '23

Sasha is a beast

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride Jan 21 '23

Didn't wanna look it up and just thought it was Owen Wilson for some reason 😅

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u/oie- Jan 21 '23

Bro I got scared for a moment because I was just scrolling and thought I stumbled upon Owen harts death footage

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u/Majestic_Salad_I1 Jan 21 '23

There is actual footage of his death?

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u/RPPO771 Jan 21 '23

Well, yeah. It happened during WWF's Over the Edge event, which I watched live on pay-per-view. The footage is out there somewhere, surely.

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u/ViciousPrism Jan 21 '23

The footage is in WWE's archive labelled "do not watch, do not erase" along with D'Lo paralyzing Droz. Closest anyone outside of there has seen, is probably a couple of still photos, but that's about it. (Or if you're old like me, a shitty .mov "Faces of Death" video of Vic Grimes getting yeeted off a scaffold, that you 'acquired' from various filesharing services in the mid '00s..)

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u/breachgnome Jan 23 '23

That's old?!

We watched Faces of Death on VHS bro.

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u/oie- Jan 21 '23

I mean someone must’ve recorded it, I should be lurking somewhere but now that you mention it I’ve never seen

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u/jomarthadon Jan 21 '23

It was the mid 90s, the only person recording it was WWF😅

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u/77entropy Jan 21 '23

No, this is worse.

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u/Confident_Nail3511 Jan 21 '23

faux no homo

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u/Wayniac0917 Jan 20 '23

I think he enjoyed it

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u/Car_assassin Jan 20 '23

Smell like shit

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u/Aqquinox Jan 21 '23

What the fuck even happened

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u/nycdiveshack Jan 21 '23

A skit for tv

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u/Aqquinox Jan 21 '23

That was too much for me. Too much information

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u/420ciskey420 Jan 21 '23

Sacha Baron Cohen, an actor that plays comedy character and interacted with public (Ali g, Borat , Bruno). Shows are hilarious.

Anyway this character is Bruno I believe, a gay Austrian reporter. Eminem agrees to the stunt, was probably promoting the Bruno movie

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u/TheUrbanFarmersWife Jan 21 '23

Sasha was presenting as Bruno at the MTV Movie Awards.

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u/420ciskey420 Jan 21 '23

Yeah, was he presenting because his movie was being released or has just released?

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u/Used_Consideration91 Jan 21 '23

Eminem, a man who is able to make fun of himself so hilariously, is just awesome. Unshakable self-confidence.

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u/FerMFcillas Jan 20 '23

Eminem Ft. D6”

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u/CutPrestigious1471 Jan 20 '23

I believe Eminem released his album "Recovery" after this incident.

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u/JoshuaDudeman Jan 21 '23

What about …. Relapse!?

Love to see that footage!

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u/McNooberson Jan 21 '23

No that was the follow up album Prolapse

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u/Stefonzie Jan 21 '23

Looks like Em and MGK are at it again

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u/robamiami Jan 21 '23

/r/upvotebecauseEminemButt

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u/EntertainmentOk4734 Jan 21 '23

That's Sasha Baron Cohen butt in Eminem's face

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u/StillTryingTooHard Jan 21 '23

Looks like Justin Bieber

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u/Outside_City_8517 Jan 21 '23

When I saw the Will Smith Chris Rock slap at the Oscars I immediately thought of this and how they tried to play this off as real at the start… have very similar vibes , but felt like the will smith one got way out of control and they had to keep the charade that it was real going

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u/OttomanTwerk Jan 21 '23

Eminem has always been good about using his serious look and asshole personality to be genuinely funny, most times at his expense.

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u/Agreeable_Young_8319 Jan 21 '23

aaaand that clip was too short

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u/bingbong69420710 Jan 21 '23

And this is the last time Eminem was ever seen in public…

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u/maxzmillion Jan 21 '23

I walked onto the filming of The Dictator. Totally mindless. A boy in the city for the first time. I love this comedy. It reminds us we are all mostly hairless bums.

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u/Moon__Dog Jan 21 '23

Gotta love Eminem's comedy days

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u/Born-Debt1 Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 21 '23

You better lose yourself in the butthole, the moment You own it, you better never let it go, You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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u/klouted_pollo Jan 21 '23

Illuminati humiliation ritual

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u/Yeafam7945 Jan 21 '23

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u/stmcell Jan 21 '23

Hilarious! At the end, "get this mother f****r off me!"

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u/Ih8trfc Jan 20 '23

Spaghetti, Spaghetti…

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u/lostinmississippi84 Jan 21 '23

I read this in Chappelle's voice.

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u/TheHighKing112 Jan 21 '23

What's this from?

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u/TheUrbanFarmersWife Jan 21 '23

2009 MTV Movie Awards

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u/neo9027581673 Jan 21 '23

TRAPPED! 🤣

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u/Sky_Nott_ Jan 21 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Pluckypato Jan 21 '23

They come when you least expect it! 👼

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u/beanie_laddie Jan 21 '23

He probably came too.. unexpectedly

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u/Pluckypato Jan 21 '23

😳 💦🙈

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u/Consistent_Ad_3003 Jan 21 '23

stained Glass windows and Candelabra.. Eat my Ass like a Chupacabra....

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u/Retireegeorge Jan 21 '23

Eminem showed himself to have real character while maintaining his rap persona. His willingness to combat homophobia has made up some of the hate in his sphere of influence.

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u/-Storm69- Jan 21 '23

Borat the actual goat

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u/Morgatron268 Jan 21 '23

Common Borat w

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u/pirikikkeli Jan 21 '23

Bruno was fucking hilarious:D

Especially the part at the end when ppl started throwing chairs and crying lol

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u/StillTryingTooHard Jan 21 '23

That’s how you get pink eye right there

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/OctoberSeven Jan 21 '23

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV “Yea he is cute, but I think he is married to Kim, hehe”

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u/xNotexToxSelfx Jan 21 '23

Worse claw machine ever.

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u/JadMockery Jan 21 '23

Tickles his chin

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u/Odd_Contact1964 Jan 21 '23

I just saw the part from the interview movie that enenim said he was gay

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u/Hugh-Jassoul Jan 21 '23

Damn. The Interview wasn’t lying. Eminem actually is gay.

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u/Eastsider001 Jan 21 '23

Camra man get a close up.. Undelay

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u/FittyNOut Jan 21 '23

Pretty sure they dated for a while

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u/Ramosjic Jan 21 '23

u/savevideo

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u/Bronanahammock69 Jan 21 '23

I don’t know if he was in on it or not but he got mad and left. He he wasn’t just acting I feel bad. He got maleate’s on tv

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u/kwkwKitten Jan 21 '23

Tobey Maguire is Eminem?

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u/warwilf Jan 21 '23

You mean Eminem?

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u/simplehistoryboater Jan 21 '23

Wait that was Eminem

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u/ecthelion108 Jan 21 '23

The funniest thing about this post is the name of the sub it’s on, lol

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u/PurgingCloud Jan 21 '23

Snap back to reality

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u/CookieGoblin821 Jan 21 '23

Man Marshall got soft as fuck. Considering lyrics from fist 2 albums.

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u/javardo Jan 21 '23

Eminem, Macklemore and Mac Miller are the reason why I Iisten to hip hop music. These guys made a revolution on hip hop music.

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb2899 Jan 21 '23

What did Macklemore do to revolutionize rap?

Miller and Em for sure, but why mackelmore

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u/New_Alternative_421 Jan 21 '23

Lol, guess.

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u/420ciskey420 Jan 21 '23

Is he gay?

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb2899 Jan 24 '23

I have no idea

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u/AmerikanPuss Jan 21 '23

LOL