r/HolUp • u/proviking6000 • Dec 21 '22 • Wholesome 1

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u/QualityVote Dec 21 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/proviking6000, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/DingoNormal Dec 21 '22

I mean, thinking about it, a Hero team to fix and clean the disasters sounds like a good idea.

Also collateral damage.

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u/Eccohawk Dec 21 '22

Department of Damage Control.

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 21 '22

Wholesome Task Force Unlimited Colateral Control

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

D/D/D

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u/catfighterr Dec 22 '22

i think there is a good manhwa about that, i forgot the name.

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u/arto8 Dec 21 '22

Sunshine Cleaning DC/Marvel Edition

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u/Real_Mokola Dec 22 '22

The late Heroes

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u/Slaarc Dec 21 '22

CFM is better.

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u/Hampter04 Dec 21 '22

I don't wanna know what F stands for

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u/Slaarc Dec 21 '22

You know already.

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u/KoningSpookie Dec 21 '22

I don't like the fact that I know... not at all.

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u/HickerBilly1411 Dec 22 '22

Me either 🫣

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u/Phurbis Dec 21 '22

It stands for 'Finding'. Yup, that's what it stands for.

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u/upboatmepls1 Dec 21 '22

Cubic feet per minute. It's a measure of airflow.

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u/Heyviper123 Dec 21 '22

The only right answer.

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u/NEONT1G3R Dec 21 '22

Flinging

He launches corpses at people

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

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u/fertile_ape Dec 24 '22

Spoiler alert ⚠️

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u/SilverShame3706 Dec 22 '22

Frenlum that's what it stands for

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u/EzzraOG Dec 22 '22

And M is for Machine now...

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u/potato_crip Dec 21 '22

Corpse Fetching Man, right? ...right?

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u/Slaarc Dec 21 '22

If it’s what you want to believe.

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 21 '22

<insert anakin smirking>

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

[deleted]

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 21 '22

Who said its free, that'll be 3.7k usd + S&H

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u/SwaCool27 Dec 21 '22

I have a coupon.

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 22 '22

Xmas coupon? So, where are your parents?

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u/edgy_Juno Dec 21 '22

That's what the local police station calls me.

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u/leglesslegolegolas Dec 21 '22

Cubic Feet per Minute?

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u/Ravi5ingh Dec 21 '22

Customer Relationship Management

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 21 '22

*software, which would be a dead mess, so, fitting.

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u/VictoriaEuphoria99 Dec 21 '22

They took Rick, and he wasn't dead

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u/Recent-Ad-713 Dec 21 '22

Civic Republic Military?

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u/adjacentshadow Dec 22 '22

The question is.. did he do nothing until they were dead?

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u/dansssssss Dec 22 '22

I missed the part where that's my problem

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u/AcidDome003 Dec 22 '22

He's not really an asshole for doing this tho

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u/retardedgummybear12 Dec 21 '22

I don't get it.

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 21 '22

The hero finds corpses (already dead people) and retrieves them from the scene, that's its power

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u/retardedgummybear12 Dec 21 '22

oh i was wayyy overthinking it

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u/Gear3017 Dec 21 '22

The appointed super natural being, completes search and recovery missions, much like the current scenario that involves two unsuspecting toddlers who passed on to the next life due to lack of oxygen supply to their vital organs, caused by hydrocarbons, extracted from home furniture due to the chemical reaction of combustion. The distressed mother calls out with gratitude and what appears to be slight relief, to the mistaken hero, having the impression that her children were extracted prior to meeting their maker. Our super hero is therefore caught off guard in an awkward situation, well knowing the soon to be had conversation he is facing with a grieving mother.

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 22 '22

Stop using chatgpt

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u/RaLaZa Dec 22 '22

If he finds a living person in the building, does he just ignore them?

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u/cmelgarejo_dev Dec 22 '22

If they are not corpses, yeah.

"i'll come back for you later"

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u/TheAttickDweller Dec 21 '22

the mans children brutally suffocated to death due to the smoke trapped in the building that results from a fire 👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

Who’s ganna tell her?

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u/Doughin Dec 21 '22

Dogmo comics at it again

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u/Brilliantweeb06 Dec 21 '22

The grim reaper 😀

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u/yourdarkmaster Dec 22 '22

DURCH....FALL...MANN

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u/No_Strategy148 Dec 22 '22

Anyone know of a community with darker memes than this.

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u/Alastor999 Dec 22 '22

So what does he do when he arrives to retrieve the corpse, but finds other people still alive and crying for help? Does he save them or does he go "Ahem! *taps chest* It's corpse retrieval man." and then flies off with the dead bodies? OR does he go "Don't worry, I'll come back for you!"

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u/9yogirl Dec 23 '22

Well now she has to PAY for their cremation.