r/HolUp • u/ImOlddGregggg • Dec 21 '22

How many muffins did you eat, Jim?

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u/Linux_user592 Dec 21 '22

Thats some true dedication to getting revenge

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u/mademanseattle Dec 22 '22

Long game 😎

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u/ICameForTheSnyderCut Dec 21 '22

Hahaha what the hell is this?

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u/dwcol Dec 21 '22

The onion

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

[deleted]

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u/QwertyKip Dec 22 '22

Edited by a carrot

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u/bitterbuffaloheart Dec 22 '22

Rob Schneider is a carrot

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u/Slow-Fast-Medium Dec 22 '22

Now Rob Schneider is a stapler! A-derpa-derp!

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u/adambrine759 Dec 22 '22

Narrated by a choking hippo.

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u/SpasticLucidity Dec 22 '22

Filmed before a dead studio audience.

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u/cRIPtoCITY Dec 22 '22

Well maybe if you fed them more they wouldn't be so hungry hungry and chew their food longer.

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u/machingunwhhore madlad Dec 22 '22

Downloaded and posted countless times to where the resolution has plummeted

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u/LightningFerret04 Dec 22 '22

This one’s cropped from a “reaction” video where the guy smiles and repeats words

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u/ZippyParakeet Dec 22 '22

God I hope these get banned on tiktok and YouTube soon. Content stealing parasites.

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u/ImOlddGregggg Dec 21 '22

The tomato actually

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u/Mike20172018 Dec 21 '22

Only the most trusted news source

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u/wadeswhit Dec 21 '22

Wtf I love it

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u/Dnmik17 Dec 21 '22

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u/EvilNoobHacker Dec 22 '22

It’s The Onion, it’s not real.

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u/random_tree_guy Dec 21 '22

Revenge is the dish best served cold

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u/ImOlddGregggg Dec 21 '22

Or room temperature which most muffins eventually get too

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u/Titan_Food Dec 21 '22

Bruh, that joke was so cold you gave someone in the summer sahara frostbite at noon

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u/UniqueUsername-789 Dec 22 '22

Which is cold compared to temperature at which it was cooked.

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u/Winter-Lili Dec 22 '22

Is this from a show?

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u/No-Prior7686 Dec 22 '22

It's from the Onion, a satirical news network

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u/esly4ever Dec 22 '22

*the last legitimate news source

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u/poopeypnats Dec 22 '22

i can’t tell if an article is from the Onion or not anymore. they’ve become indistinguishable

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u/ins41n3 Dec 23 '22

This could be true since you know 100% it's fakenews

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u/esly4ever Dec 23 '22

Welp, the thing about the onion is that it’s only fake news now. It’s only a matter of time before it becomes true. Then it’s no longer fake. 😝

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u/RedHexagram1219 Dec 22 '22

Check out the Onion's youtube channel and sort by "most popular". You'll get great skits like this without the added obnoxious background laughter.

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u/bakershotttbog Dec 22 '22

Fuck these subtitles. Just write them all out. It's not like I am watching this on a fitbit.

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u/MeNotYou733 Dec 22 '22

I am. I watch all my video content on a FitBit. Usually while showering.

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u/bakershotttbog Dec 22 '22

To be honest. I didn't know there was audio at the time of writing this comment so I'm like how the hell am I supposed to read this and reading it like that made it not funny at all.

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u/JumpNarrow Dec 22 '22

Yeah I watched it on his FitBit in the shower too!

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u/dyxlesic_fa Dec 22 '22

I miss ONN

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u/FlareBlitzCrits Dec 22 '22

Host looks at the muffins too quick, gave it away that it was fake. Pretty well acted though.

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u/LevelDig1555 Dec 22 '22

That’s what gave it away?

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u/xlil_stoopidx Dec 22 '22

Yes what else?

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u/FlareBlitzCrits Dec 22 '22

Yep, nothing gets passed me.

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u/CraZKchick81 Dec 22 '22

Still hilarious every time I see it 🤣

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u/JustARandomGuy031 Dec 22 '22

He looked at the muffins before he said muffins… so close to perfection

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u/TonyMontana1968 Dec 22 '22

that end though

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u/Ombremermaid Dec 22 '22

I loved how he said I cut him off now you poison the guys muffins a real psycho

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u/Touched_by_a_child Dec 22 '22

So did he poison that guy on live tv?

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u/ImOlddGregggg Dec 22 '22

He gave him a serum that makes children touch him 0.o

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u/TheRebel17 Dec 22 '22

I've seen this video in 20 posts now yet I still love it

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u/RedandAlive Dec 22 '22

Could be the plot to an adam sandler movie lel

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u/Robb634 madlad Dec 22 '22

He is a man of commitment, focus, and sheer fockin' will!

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u/WhatEver_10 Dec 22 '22

Wow.. he devoted his life... just to get on the show and approach the man on TV

That is the spirit I like 🙂

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u/StubbierSloth62 Dec 22 '22

"Danny is not my ture name..."

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u/wtfnobody69 Dec 22 '22

Wouldn't it be nice

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u/RedandAlive Dec 22 '22

Genius Redemption Arc

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u/GuinnessRespecter Dec 22 '22

Dennis Reynolds vibes

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u/HindHusk Dec 22 '22

Mf got the villain ark under wraps

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u/dave_carr Dec 22 '22

not all hero's wear capes!

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u/markofthebeast143 Dec 22 '22

This guy played the ultra long game. May I nevyfind that man's shit list.

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u/KiPMadSussy Dec 22 '22

After 1 hour Danny would be gone

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u/TinyBigRainCloud Dec 22 '22

"My real name's not Danny" 😭😭😭

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u/DatBoiDogg0 Dec 22 '22

Ohnononono

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/SZEThR0 Dec 22 '22

don't let it get to you

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u/Jbowen0020 Dec 22 '22

Hey look this shit might be satire but there's really people out there like that tho

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u/Significant_Talk4943 Dec 22 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Dec 22 '22

Dude took "revenge is a dish best served cold" to a whole new meaning. He played the long game.

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u/areallnamestakenreal Dec 22 '22

“You can’t let it get to you”

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u/ckfil Dec 22 '22

Plot twist, Jim recognized him and cut his breaks.

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u/KaijuSized_Taco Dec 22 '22

The Imposter among us

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u/shogun342 Dec 22 '22

Revenge is a muffin best served cold.

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u/Emotional-Rate-5092 Dec 22 '22

A man of sheer fcking determination

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u/ujoell Dec 23 '22

“Quite tasty actually. Love ‘em. Best muffins I’ve had in years“