r/PrequelMemes 7d ago Gold 1 Helpful 1

What does Obi have? General KenOC

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u/Boomer2160 7d ago Helpful

It's over Anakin I have to go to work.

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u/regan4001 7d ago

Anakin - "Well can we finish this later... It's just... I thought we blocked out time for this."

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u/PhummyLW 7d ago

We’ll managers these days amiright? Always calling us in during our time off. Tell you what, Anakin. I’ll use the overtime pay from this to buy you a nicer robe eh?

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u/hgs25 7d ago

You have the responsibilities of one, but we do not grant you the rank of manager

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u/Darkwireman 7d ago

"What? How can you do this? It's outrageous. It's unfair!"

"Sit down, young Assistant-to-the-Regional-Manager..."

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u/Bmr2000 7d ago

Lol I got something along these lines with : “It’s over, Anakin! I have a lot of my work to do today but I’m going to have to wait until after this.”

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u/Psychopathicaveman Darth Vader 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have a boner!

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u/SivaAtheon 7d ago

Agreed

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u/jedimaster-bator 7d ago

This is where the fun begins.

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u/Simsporium 7d ago

Same 🥲😂

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u/NoMos_lol Anakin 7d ago

“It’s over Anakin I have to do it lol”

The lol was part of it

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u/YawgmothsFriend 7d ago

Strange, I got "It's over, Anakin. I have been told that I don't need to work."

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u/LordChanner 7d ago

Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know

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u/Eattherich13 7d ago

She left me roses by the stairs

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u/LucasCBs 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have Pretzels

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u/Pengoon2 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin, I have no internet connection

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u/TheLewisIs_REAL 7d ago

It's over anakin! I have a lot going on at the moment and I don't want you to be with me anymore

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u/Intelligence-Check 7d ago

Wow, break up recently?

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u/TheLewisIs_REAL 7d ago Tearing Up

Yeah actually, it's really tough at the moment. You mind if I just confide here? You don't need to read it or reply to it

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u/Intelligence-Check 7d ago

Go for it dude, if you think it will help.

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u/TheLewisIs_REAL 7d ago Silver Wholesome

Thanks a ton.

I'd been working on it for months, you know how it is. It was an absolute masterpiece in my opinion. Never loved anything or anyone like that before. It was the full lego hogwarts set. It was such a shame to see it go, but I'm moving house you see. Can't fit it all in a moving box. Better to break it up and try to rebuild it at my new house. Huge shame. I'm gonna have to spend another year on it probably. Ah well. These things happen I guess.

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u/Intelligence-Check 7d ago

Tragic. Just started the big millennium falcon set myself after putting it off for a move. I feel your pain

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u/TheLewisIs_REAL 7d ago

Man, it sucks. Wish you the best of luck with that, hope it works out for you

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u/Intelligence-Check 7d ago

It’s a struggle, but we’re working on it like anything that’s worth doing, you know? Same to you!

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u/Mesky1 And in the end, as the darkness takes me, I am nothing 7d ago

You both are so strong we are here for you in your times of need

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u/Phantom_JM 7d ago

Hey my dude at least you get the joy of experiencing the fun of building it again! My thoughts and prayers for you in these hard times.

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u/Digienjoyer 7d ago

As soon as I read lego I was certain this would be a joke, but that'd be genuinely annoying to have to deal with, anyway, thanks for thr laugh pal, hope you have a good time rebuilding it.

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u/WJR26 Mace Windu 7d ago

wholesome

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u/TrazhMazter 7d ago

Vent your feelings to Reddit u/TheLewisIs_REAL

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u/SeaJay37 7d ago

Slightly accurate

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u/iits_kev12 7d ago

damn who hurt you

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u/No_Bar_7202 7d ago

The fight between anakin and kenobi wasnt about anakin going to the dark side, its how anakin reacted to kenobi wantoto break up with him. 🤣

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u/Robin_the_dumby 7d ago Silver

“It’s over, Anakin! I have geico car insurance!”

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u/ToucanboyV2 7d ago

"not geico car insurance!"

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u/Avian_mojo 7d ago

“I HATE GEICO”

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u/Robin_the_dumby 7d ago

I don’t like Geico. It’s course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/bigkurry445 This is where the fun begins 7d ago

15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance

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u/Ori_the_SG 7d ago

This would actually be funny

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u/Zunter_H0lom0n 7d ago

Only a sith deals in saving 15 percent by giving 15 minutes of their time to Geico!

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u/rctrfinnerd 7d ago

You underestimate the savings you could receive from progressive!!!

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u/ThisisSvinto 7d ago

Is over Anakin I have to go back

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u/kebab69666 7d ago

Back to formula?

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u/Desdonov8 7d ago

Oh, you can't do this to me

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u/AlmostAndrew 7d ago

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED?!!

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u/BigSmokeLovesCheese Hello there! 7d ago

You're out, Norman.

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u/Zunter_H0lom0n 7d ago

OUT - AM I?!

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u/Zunter_H0lom0n 7d ago

BACK TO FORMULA??!!

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u/DementiaStorm64 7d ago

No, Back To The Future!

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u/Zunter_H0lom0n 7d ago

Absolutes? Where we're going we don't need absolutes.

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u/Unclehomer69420 7d ago

We have to go back, Anakin! We weren't supposed to leave the island!

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u/ll-Sebzll Mommy Merrin 7d ago

I understood that reference

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u/EarlGrey_Picard 7d ago

Exactly where my head went.

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u/Ok_Landscape_4155 7d ago

Back to the future

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u/ballroomaddict 7d ago

"Gee Obi-Doc KeBrowni, that's heavy"

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u/guymine123 7d ago

Back to the past.

Samurai Jack.

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u/TheDruidDude 7d ago

Return to MONKE

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u/Kevbot1214 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have to go to the store.

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u/MetatronIX_2049 7d ago

At least one of us has to go and look for baby formula for Padme during the formula shortage

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u/Julingnissenjr 7d ago

It’s over anakin I have a gun

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u/TheCoolFactsGuy Darth Maul 7d ago

So uncivilized

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u/_Arcerion_ 7d ago

"don't try it"

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u/Weegee256 7d ago

Fun fact: Slugs (bullets) were canonically used to kill Jedi at one point.

Jedi are not immune to buckshot

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u/MakeHappy764 7d ago

Plus slug rounds turn to molten slag rather than evaporate or deflect, so you can’t just block them with a lightsaber

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u/_GeneralGrievous_Bot a true Kit Fister 7d ago

Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, MakeHappy764!

Btw here's a random collection item!

'“The younglings had cartoon discourse accounts, Obi-Wan! They did cringy tik tok dances! I saved the galaxy from the horror of the next generation!”

“They could have been changed, Anakin! They could have learned to redeem themselves-“

“How can you say that when they thought blasters were better than lightsabers?”

“…Alright, you know what, you did it. I never thought it would happen, but you’ve actually convinced me it was okay to murder children.”' - (c) IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

my lightsaber collection is now housing 1063 sabers asthmatic cough

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u/MrTime87 7d ago

'MURICA

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u/Y0L0_Y33T What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago

FUCK YEAH!

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u/TuxTues3 a true Kit Fister 7d ago

Well you can't block a slug thrower with a lightsaber so makes sense

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u/TheLordBanana Emperor Bananatine 7d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu1CPTLiJaU

anakin actually has the gun

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u/Money_Ingenuity7430 7d ago

It's over anakin I have AIDS

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Always sterilise your death sticks

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u/legoman1_____ 7d ago

Yoda approves of this method

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u/Dragobrine999 7d ago

Yoda, the deathstick lord

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u/Cute_Firefighter_276 7d ago

Approve of this method yoda does

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u/historicalgeek71 7d ago

It’s over Anakin, I have to go home and rethink my life!

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u/BasilMustard 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have a few photos for you to be happy!

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u/zipflop 7d ago

flashes a photo of dead younglings

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u/Opinions4Sal3 7d ago

It's over anakin I have a boner that I need to find facilities that are within that range or have to pay the difference

Edit : w t f !?

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Boner facility on the corner of 35th

Got u, fam

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u/ProcyonLotor13 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have been working on the couch for about an hour now.

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u/F1GHTS-0N Galactic Empire 7d ago

I hear those ‘Sammanträdebekvämlighetenhet’ are pretty difficult to assemble.

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u/SocialistArkansan Emperor Palpatine 7d ago

You working a half shift on the weekend from home too?

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u/Infernox143 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have a cousin who wants to keep looking like he is a turtle!

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Good for him, I say

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u/i-am-too-cute 7d ago

Are you Jedi Master Splinter?

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u/paralyzed_spyglass 7d ago

It’s over Anakin! I have no idea how to get a job

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u/johnnyjohnnyes 7d ago

Obi Wan after he finds out the Jedi Order is destroyed.

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u/ssbbgo 7d ago

Such a shame desert hermit isn't a valid career option these days.

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u/valarjk 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have never seen a woman like that before and I don't know what to say

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Padme does that to ppl

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u/dependency_injector 7d ago

Tell her about the sand

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u/Jovtobehannes Sheevgasm 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have to say that I didn't want to miss the chance to meet you and everyone else in the past couple of days like Al Bundy's touchdown and I don't understand what's going on now and I have to say that I didn't want to miss the chance to meet you again and I hope you die soon and I hope you die soon and I hope you die soon and I hope you die soon and I hope you die soon and I hope you die soon.

Yo wtf is wrong with my keyboard?

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Al Bundy's touchdown sounds like something I wanna see

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u/ClvlndCavs 7d ago

You should have been there... Polk High vs Andrew Johnson High, November 17th. 1966. The stakes were high. Polk High (Al Bundy's team) was down by three touchdowns already and the coach was ready to forfeit. Al refused to throw in the towel and scored four touchdowns to bring his team to victory! It was a beautiful sight. A feat that some say will never be repeated.

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u/CamJongUn 7d ago

Anyone else’s work itself into a loop where it just says the same shit over and over

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u/xHerk25 7d ago

Think his phone wants him to die soon

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u/Munglape 7d ago

Sounds like his phone is really upset about what is being used to do.

I really don't blame it.

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u/MetatronIX_2049 7d ago

Damn, Obi did not take Anakin's betrayal well.

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u/Lakrym42 7d ago

Aren’t these just Emo lyrics?

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u/karmakolice 7d ago

I think you want him to die soon, not sure tho

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u/NovikL3000 The Senate 7d ago

"It's over Anakin! I have 30 women trapped in my basement!"

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u/zipflop 7d ago

This is where the fun begins

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u/PROITS_DUHHHHHH 7d ago

God lmfao

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u/BuyerEfficient 7d ago

No, anakin

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u/NCL68 7d ago

Ayo what’s up???

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u/Riot_B 7d ago

What’s with your keyboard and why the specific number

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u/kindasusdude 7d ago

Andrew Tate be like:

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u/Even-Tart-5074 7d ago

"It's over, Anakin! I have to go to the bathroom!"

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Wait till he on fire

Extinguish that cheeky boi

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u/frungs2318 7d ago

Obi and Anakin after a long movie

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u/8LeggedHugs Scout Trooper 7d ago

Things probably actually said during the shooting of RotS.

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u/societal_collapse420 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have no internet

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u/Mytrazy A-Wing 7d ago

Anakin v Obi Wan during COVID

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u/hellofromyourmother 7d ago

i just realized mine typed the same thing!

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u/Evileye37 7d ago

It’s over Anakin I have no idea how long I will have to be a good person

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u/Crispyengineer67 7d ago

It's over Anakin. I have the Panzer Division...

PREUßENS GLORIA INTENSIFIES

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u/ghengilhar 7d ago

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY CAS!

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u/EK_TheGenius 7d ago

Prussiaboos unite

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u/deipzza 7d ago

Born to compete, never retreat, Ghost Division?

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u/Humble_Plague_Doctor 7d ago

Living or dead,

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u/mnbga 7d ago

Always ahead!

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u/HauntedFrog 7d ago

Sabaton starts playing

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u/PHEONIX451 7d ago

It’s over Anakin! I have a few minutes to get my stuff ready for the next weekend.

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u/Ovale_pannekoek Meesa Darth Jar Jar 7d ago

It's over Anakin, i have a mom

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u/Alexsta206 7d ago

I mean that is a valid point

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u/Yolominatus 7d ago

Especially since Anakin doesn't...

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u/Icantthinkofagoo 7d ago

That’s dark

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u/ShalamiBoii 7d ago

that’s just fucking mean

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u/PatientDefinition207 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have the duck!

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u/TheCoolFactsGuy Darth Maul 7d ago

I think The Duck might be a Sith Lord

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u/shebang_bin_bash 7d ago

A Sith lawd?!??!?

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u/BuzzPrincess 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have been thinking about this for a while and I will never offer any more than that to you about the fact that you are printing a paper and that you are going to be able to access the data."

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u/zipflop 7d ago

DON'T ACCESS THE DATA!!

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u/TheCoolFactsGuy Darth Maul 7d ago

Only pain will you find

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u/Maul_Bot 7d ago

There is no pain where strength lies.

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u/720noscopeGER Darth Revan 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have to go to the bank.

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u/LabourBearCatPasta 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have a way to get more of the Last one in the first place so I can get the rest of the stuff done by the end of the week

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u/BootyLocator 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have to go to pick up my car and then I will be there in a few minutes

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u/Bsause7 Hondo 7d ago

It’s over Anakin! I have to go to the gym and get some stuff done with that stuff and then I’ll try to find some time for you!”

He’s a busy man I suppose

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u/_its_lunar_ 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin, I have been a very big fan of my hair for years

This is accurate, Kenobi’s hair is impeccable

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u/Elvinkin66 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have the king poisoned!

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Obi-Macbeth Kenobi

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u/Six3sixNick 7d ago

I do not want to see your inbox

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u/PsychologicalOil128 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have a friend who is a professor of psychology.

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u/Western_Fig93 7d ago

Should have introduced that friend to Anakin a long time ago

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u/Bossk_989 a true Kit Fister 7d ago

It’s over Anakin I have no problem getting my phone back to my bed

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Big boi

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u/LabourBearCatPasta 7d ago

The convenient Jedi power

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u/bdrwr Hondo 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have to get my vaccine

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u/MetatronIX_2049 7d ago

"Well from my point of view, the vaccines are evil!" -- Actual Americans, probably

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u/DementiaStorm64 7d ago

They probably get their news from Facebook

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u/The_DeadbeatDad 7d ago

It’s over Anakin! I have a new job interview today and I will never forget to send you the address of the new Lego game that I have for you.

I’m on a phone so I expanded it a bit.

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u/zipflop 7d ago

Okay, okay.

Just tell us the damn address!

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u/The_DeadbeatDad 7d ago

123 fake street.

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u/Such_Ad_3728 Clone Trooper 7d ago

Its over anakin i have the high ground in my house and I'm going full defensive about it.

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u/zipflop 7d ago

It's just the high ground, dude. Relax.

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u/ProsecutorWalton Hello There 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have

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u/TheLewisIs_REAL 7d ago

Lol, I guess it didn't say use predictive text

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u/logantreber Darth Baras 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin. I have to go get my stuff.

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u/frungs2318 7d ago

"Jesse, we need to cook"

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u/Oberon95 7d ago

It's over Anakin I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings of your website and I will be in the vietnam

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u/palpatineakasenate 7d ago

It's over anakin, I have to go to the bank and trust online banking

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u/BIGCHUNGUS2611 7d ago

It’s over anakin I have to do something

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u/corporalkiljoy A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have to go to the store and get a few things done and I will be there in about a hour or so and then I'll be home in a few minutes ago and I hope you guys are doing well and have a good day and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and stay safe and

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u/AllySally1 7d ago

Should we stay safe?

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u/corporalkiljoy A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 7d ago

I think we should stay safe.

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u/Big_dick_6cm 7d ago

It's over Anakin. I have the game completion

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u/TheCoolFactsGuy Darth Maul 7d ago

RoTS but it's just Obi Wan and Anakin competitively gaming

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u/BruderArt 7d ago

It's over Anakin I have experience in retail

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u/The_Awesone_Mr_Bones 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have syphilis and you might too.

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u/vonBalthasar 7d ago

Its over Anakin, I have the potatoes

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u/Am-Not-a-Goose 7d ago

It's over Anakin, I have the first cat video.

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u/zipflop 7d ago

"I hate cats!"

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u/Am-Not-a-Goose 7d ago

"They have claws and teeth, and they pee everywhere"

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u/Dependent_Treat9104 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago

It's over Anakin I have realised that I am really sorry

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u/AwayEstablishment109 GRØND 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have a question for you can I have a smoothie with frozen strawberries in the middle of the week after the election and I don't think I can do that.

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u/Bananabeak08 Sand 7d ago

It’s over Anakin, I have no internet connection but I’m still not a fan of the earth

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u/TAKEN666 7d ago

It’s over anakin I have to get a cold and I can’t wait for you guys tomorrow so I’ll probably have a cold one

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u/PaladinMain 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have to send a video of the first video of you trying to play video games

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u/BastardofMelbourne 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have the technology necessary for bioaugmentation on my own and it was very nice 👌 !

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u/No_Jackfruit_17 General Grievous 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have a suitcase

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u/Ijsarg22 7d ago

It’s over anakin I have to go back home.

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u/Meli_ander 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have been the most important thing to the wives.

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u/Superfreindlyguy 7d ago

Its over anakin I just finished the last thing you want me to pick it back from now I need it now but it’s still a nice 👍 to see what you want but I’m sure it’s a little bit more to you know when it’s not that big deal

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u/daking2007 7d ago

It’s over Anakin I have to get a little bit more money

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u/Alexsta206 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s over Anakin, I have the highground and green brown orange brown green brown orange green brown (btw "the highground" was also part of the automatic writing, guess I use it too much after "Anakin, I have")

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u/feckincrass Screeching 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin I have no internet

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u/0nothing_to_see_here 7d ago

It's over Anakin! I have been waiting for this

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u/JamesBondsMagicCar 7d ago

It's over Anakin I have a great day with the kids.

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u/Alexarius87 7d ago

It’s over, Anakin! I have a question about the other thing I need for the first thing

Edit: you know… that thing!

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u/Alternative-Ad6776 7d ago

Its over Anakin i have brain aneurism

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u/MaidenlessOvoch Sorry, M'lady 7d ago

It's over, Anakin! I have to be honest with you I will be back online soon as you can get the latest version of the sight of your body