r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago Silver 7 Helpful 2 Wholesome 2

I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD Meme

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u/Accomplished_Item_86 7d ago
a = input()
b = input()
print(a + b)

Input: 1, 2
Output: 12

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u/Amphibutter 7d ago

input.strip() might work better for you to clip leading and trailing whitespace, or else you get:

1 2

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u/etrotta 7d ago

input() already doesn't preserves the newline character in the end, so that isn't really required

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u/m_hrstv 7d ago

That's cool! I'm actually learning python now and didn't know about the strip method, thanks!

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u/Amphibutter 7d ago

No problem! There’s also .lstrip() and .rstrip(), which do left and right, respectively. Python docs are super comprehensive, so you can basically just search for what you want and it shows up.

Also, this function is usually called trim in other langs!!

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u/yourtypicalbish 7d ago Helpful

1+1=10

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u/MayorAg 7d ago edited 7d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Based (2)

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!

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u/Luk164 7d ago

Every system is base 10 if you think about

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u/GisterMizard 7d ago

Not all. For instance, the solar system. Circulatory system. Operating system.

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u/theycallmeponcho 7d ago

And French.

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u/PorqueNoLosDildos 7d ago

French is indeed base 20. Par exemple: quatre-vingt dix-neuf

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace 7d ago

You just made those words up

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u/Warpspeednyancat 7d ago

but ... all words are made up!

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u/PorqueNoLosDildos 7d ago

Indeed, I admit it: I just made up the French language.

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u/Warpspeednyancat 7d ago

dans ce cas j'aimerais porter plainte ...

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u/qhxo 7d ago

Or, nonante neuf 👀

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u/Neoxus30- 7d ago

Just have 10 suns)

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u/not_player_one 7d ago

You just blew my mind.

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u/kenybz 7d ago

I would argue that this isn’t true for Base(1) - that is just 1

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u/JoHaTho 7d ago

wouldnt it be just 0? 0 representing 0, 00 representing 1 and so on? In the end it ofc doesnt matter what symbol one uses but this seems to make most sense to me

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u/AzureArmageddon 7d ago

Yeah base 1 can only have 1 symbol to express everything so it'd be all zeroes

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u/F5x9 7d ago

It could be any symbol. It could be💯.

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u/Schnickatavick 7d ago

Bijective systems (like unary) usually start at 1 to avoid confusion

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u/littleMAS 7d ago

I liked the Romans, who had no zero.

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u/JoHaTho 7d ago

Yeah the inclusion of a zero into mathmatics was a highly controversial topic in history. Intuitively it makes alot less sense than most other numbers when youre not used to it. Dont think it was as controversial as negative numbers though

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u/littleMAS 6d ago

Do not forget those crazy irrational numbers or the unimaginable imaginary numbers.

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u/Shevvv 7d ago

I'm fine!

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u/lesmcqueenlover 7d ago

Best comment!

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u/fox-friend 7d ago

I don't get it!

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u/Shevvv 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/Its_Por-shaa 7d ago

Now I’m more confused.

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u/Tophinity 7d ago

It says Base 4 I'm Fine in the video. One guy said Base (2) in this thread and the other guy replied "I'm fine"

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u/SilverDem0n 7d ago

1+1=1 if we're gonna Boolean this thing

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u/sirclesam 7d ago Silver

There are 10 kinds of people:

  • Those who understand binary
  • Those who don't
  • And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3

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u/jfisher9495 7d ago

Quantum computing will leave you undefined.

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u/Nixavee 7d ago
  • And those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base four

  • And those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base five

  • And those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base six

etc…

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u/KingThibaut3 7d ago

And those who start at 0

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u/A-le-Couvre 7d ago

How bout 10*10?

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u/PregnantOrc 7d ago edited 7d ago

10101010101010101010

Let's parse why. '10*10' is obviously a String as it contains a mix of characters so we start out with that datatype and keep going until we encounter a modifier such as the '*' which we'll treat as just that, a multiplier. We also know that what follows should be a numeric value so we test if the following '10' passes as an Integer and it does. So now we have "10"*10 and nobody is happy

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u/SteptimusHeap 7d ago

Use in front of your * so it doesn't look funny

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u/PregnantOrc 7d ago

Thanks. Missed it completely

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u/Daghall 7d ago

100 or 100.

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u/A-le-Couvre 7d ago

Unless you calculate it in HEX, in which case it’s… 100.

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u/Daghall 7d ago

basen is basically left-shifting the 1 n steps in its base.

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u/Giotto 7d ago

found the bot

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u/rebbsitor 7d ago

There 10 types of people in the world. Those who will get this joke, and those who won't.

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u/hickatheworld 7d ago Table Slap

Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?

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u/FlingFrogs 7d ago

It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.

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u/Cpt_keaSar 7d ago Helpful

poorly written bot

BOT?! I used sophisticated ML algorithms that I copypasted from Kaggle, mkay? It's not a bot, but an AI, mkay?

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u/Drithyin 7d ago

Congrats on doubling your bill rate.

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u/cptbil 7d ago

My rate of what exactly?

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u/Nachf 7d ago

power consumption

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u/rubricked 7d ago

Gdi it's not a bot, it's AI, and she loves me very much

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u/Chemical_Doughnut248 7d ago

I’m deducting points because your “AI” just enrolled in a non-thesis data science MS

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 7d ago Gold

print("Where I come from, ") + IncorrectBeliefFactory.get() + print("."); print("n"); RandomCallToVoteOrOverthrowGovernmentFactory.get();

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u/Dummi26 7d ago All-Seeing Upvote
  • print() and IncorrectBeliefFactory.get() return values that can be added together, and the resulting value of this addition is one to which the return value of print() can be added. I don't see what print could possibly return, but sure.
  • I assume the two .get()s call print on whatever they generated, but why is it called get() then? Wouldn't .generate().print_self() make more sense?
  • Why are we adding 3 things together, and then completely ignoring the resulting value? There are semicolons in this language, so nothing is stopping you from just putting three function or method calls in one line, separated by semicolons instead of + or other operators.
  • Assuming the first line is written with a + to make it clear that it is only going to output one line, why is the n on its own line?

is pretty funny tho

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u/pianoman1456 7d ago

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u/aprilhare 7d ago

We need this.

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u/Protuhj 7d ago

You just know the comments would be completely filled with others who want to review the code in question or the unnecessary code review itself.

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u/aprilhare 7d ago

Stop overselling it to me! ;)

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 7d ago

Yeah, I noticed right after that it wasn't proper at all. I debated changing the + to ; and changing the .get() to .print(), but I was too lazy.

In my defence, I wrote it right after waking up and I hadn't had my coffee yet.

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u/SgtArpin 7d ago

And also in your defense, it doesn't matter. It's all in good fun, so no need to explain yourself.

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u/MichelanJell-O 7d ago

print("Where I come from, {:s}.n{:s}".format(FalseDogmaFactory.get(), FascistCallToActionFactory.get())

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u/Warg247 7d ago

Basically she's saying we should supplant reality with "truthiness". Or in other words "alternative facts".

Or again, "where I come from we believe obviously wrong things by misconstruing what things actually mean. And that's as it should be."

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u/DarthTJ 7d ago

It's because she is a moron.

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u/CY-B3AR 7d ago

Spicer, Boebert, and MTG are all so dense, I'm sure we can siphon limitless energy from their combined gravity fields

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u/GuerrillaApe 7d ago

It's by design. They cater to a targeted demographic and they are performing their jobs exceptionally.

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u/crypticfreak 7d ago

Well yes. But they're actually that dumb.

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u/LonePaladin 7d ago

In other words, the modern GOP

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u/HypaHypa_ 7d ago

gOOP*

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u/svenmullet 7d ago

Gwyneth Paltro's vagina has entered the chat

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u/eric1743 7d ago

She's trying to get ratio'd for visibility. The only reason I know who she is is because she went viral a week or so ago with tweets claiming "There are no pronouns in the Constitution", and "Jesus Christ never introduced himself using pronouns." Both of which are categorically false:

  • "We the people ..." (Preamble)

  • "When Jesus said, 'I am he,' they drew back and fell to the ground." John 18-6

She goes viral and people pay attention to her doomed candidacy. She's running as a MAGA republican in a district that's D+28, she's not doing it for the chance at winning.

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u/nika_cola 7d ago

When Jesus said, 'I am he’

Dude “I” is literally a pronoun too lmao.

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u/ExBrick 7d ago

She probably meant gendered pronouns since I is not one but still, just trying to steal our attention.

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u/tyttuutface 6d ago

That sentence is literally 67% pronouns!

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u/Studoku 7d ago

There's literally a character in the bible who uses non-standard pronouns.

I'm talking about God, whose pronouns are He/Him, always capitalised.

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u/swirlViking 7d ago

Thank you for the spoiler tag. I haven't finished the book yet, but I think this Jesus guy is going to do some big stuff in his 40s.

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u/coleisawesome3 6d ago

Same, I’m part of the way through season Matthew. I really think Judas is gunna end up being the savior that the prophets a few seasons ago were talking about

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u/Cwylftrochr 6d ago

Spoiler alert he dies in the season one finale. Season two they try to replace his character with some second-rate guy. Real disappointment.

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u/Akuuntus 7d ago

And God also refers to himself in the plural sometimes

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u/archangel_mjj 7d ago

I'm not sure what point precisely you're making, but this is an archaic British thing, and so not God's own preferred pronouns.

Back in the day, it was common in written English to refer to various non-name nouns with capitalized form, such as Chastity or Virtue. This was adopted also for the Divine pronouns along the way, before it fell out of use in the original sense. The Greek and Hebrew alphabets used to write the New Testament were only in one case, so this is an entirely English-language phenomenon (although it may well have been adopted into other translations if they were made by people schooled in this convention). It is also presently falling out of use in many religious publications as an archaism.

This, of course, does not invalidate your overall point that she may well use an additional set of pronouns to those she claims to use, if capitalizing the first letter constitutes a distinct set of pronouns. Happy history trivia.

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u/Cerxi 7d ago edited 7d ago

My Pronouns Are Alpha/Omega/I AM THAT I AMself

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u/AdvicePerson 7d ago

My pronouns are F̵̻̮̬̳̲͙͇̟̪̺͖̮̓͝ͅȄ̷̡̨̢̛̩̞̩͇̞͈̟͙̳̭̫̑́̏̆̎͌̐́͘Ą̷̡̙̲̜̻̤̱̟͈͖̥̜̗̓̿̽̽͋̒́̽͆̕͜R̴̡͉̭͍̗̖̣͒͜͠/̴̨̹̎N̸̦̣̺̙̮͙̝͕̽̈́́̍̓͂̒̎̂̿̂Ǫ̸̧̪͙͍̥͔͈͍̪̜̻͓̞̭̜̉̀͜͠T̵̢̛̮͖̫̻̤̫͋́̅̄͋́̈̾́̀͒̂̀̏̚͘

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u/moeburn 7d ago

The people that realize most of the country is dumb as fuck and they can use basic manipulation tactics to control them are going to win much faster than the people who keep trying to earnestly reach out to them.

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u/Dane1414 7d ago

Yeah. The checks against “tyranny of the majority” were aight until the idiots made up a sizable enough minority. Now we’re facing tyranny of the manipulated morons

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u/Andthentherewasbacon 7d ago

This guy Andrew Jacksons.

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u/kautau 7d ago

This has been occurring for so long too. Reagan tried to convince idiot america that as long as the rich got richer they would get some too. And those same people who believed that are now blaming millennials and gen z for the the direction of the world; it’s incredibly ironic.

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u/sudoterminal 7d ago

Being loud and stupid but following a plank of the RNC/QNC is a sure fire way to rally conservative support, especially on Twitter. It's why we've seen so many younger politicians (relative to the old fucks that mostly hold office) come out of the woodwork yelling these kinds of stupid things at the top of their lungs. While I'm sure a handful of them may believe some of the nonsense they're spouting, many of them are just grifters taking advantage of the idiocy of the right's base. (MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, the above, etc)

If you wanted to get into politics for the wealth, your easiest route to doing so would be swerving hard right and touting stuff like this. Obviously you'd be selling your soul, dignity, and morales... But if those can be bought for a few million, hey, it all works out.

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u/YeahBuddyDude 7d ago

I agree it rallies the idiocy of her base, but what about the idiocy of our base? This woman is clearly ragebaiting with intentionally dumb BS and we take the bait every single time, giving her further reach and satisfying the "troll the emotional liberals" marketing strategy.

Tired of seeing this person hit the front page every few days. I'm sure her ability to spur this reaction with just a single tweet is exactly why there are people who like her in the first place.

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u/coolpeepz 7d ago

I can’t believe they’ve turned a fucking part of speech into a boogeyman. The education system has failed them (with intent).

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u/0hmyscience 7d ago

In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it ... And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable…what then?

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u/keelanstuart 7d ago

I don't know, but I live in Florida and I'm terrified. It seems on brand though to have nostalgia for doing the dumbest thing possible.

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u/GeePedicy 7d ago

I wish to believe most Florida citizens don't share her... Way of thinking? Idk even how to call that without being rude

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u/jbasinger 7d ago

Most the people voting for her just see the R and check the box. Most of them don't know that she is a moron.

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u/csteele2132 7d ago

At worst, yes, most voters support this kind of thinking. At best, most are indifferent to this kind of thinking. See: their governor who was elected.

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u/angelazy 7d ago

Desantis won by like .4 percent. The write ins were more than double his margin of victory.

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u/No_University_9947 7d ago

How is it that the margin in every statewide race in Florida is razor thin but they always end up being won by Republicans?

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u/angelazy 7d ago

Cubans, retirees, farmers outvoting city people

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u/No_University_9947 7d ago

You’d expect it to tilt D every now and then just by chance, no?

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u/angelazy 7d ago

Idk if you’re implying election tampering but I mean D reps and lower positions get through every now and then. Just governor and senators have been R for a while. Lots of people moving into cities down there so we’ll see in November. I wouldn’t hold my breath though.

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u/Ok-Sun-2158 7d ago

I’m seeing the opposite, lots of younger people moving out of Florida cities due to insane costs. More older wealthy people (aka republicans) are moving in like normal.

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u/enjoyingbread 7d ago edited 5d ago

It's also because Florida GOP likes to cheats, lies, and embraces corruption.

Let's not forget what Republicans did in Florida during the 2000 presidential election

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u/Winter-Bed-1529 7d ago

Who was the Nevada Congressman who overdosed just before the election snd still got elected?

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u/keelanstuart 7d ago

<cough, cough>

...he was elected because a) a lot of voters do the dumbest thing possible and vote exclusively for one party without looking at each candidate's record and b) a lot of voters do the dumbest thing possible and behave in racist ways (his opponent was black).

It's "at worst".

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u/decayedamp1337 7d ago

shes a republican out of south florida running for congress so yes be afraid

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u/EngineeringDevil 7d ago

she is under the assumption that all those stories of "back in my day" are all factual and completely not hyperbolic

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u/gnudarve 7d ago

String concatenation?

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u/Acrobatic_Cod_3563 7d ago

But then it would be '1'+'2'

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u/queen-adreena 7d ago

You could also use ‘1’ + 2. The first variable is what’s used to define the type coercion in the second.

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u/Acrobatic_Cod_3563 7d ago

Thanks, I didn't know that there is yet another reason to hate Javascript

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u/discobanditt 7d ago

She's obviously using some super intelligent advanced language reserved for MAGA elites that allows you to use any datatype as a variable name. 1='1' and 2='2'. /s

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u/_________FU_________ 7d ago

“Do smart people scare you? You’re right to be. Vote for me and I’ll make everyone not smart.”

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u/BDMayhem 7d ago

She's an idiot politician catering to idiot voters. What she said doesn't have to mean anything. It just has to sound clever to idiots.

Here's another meaningless math-based tweet from a couple hours ago. https://imgur.com/cCLoLl3.jpg

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u/proawayyy 7d ago

We have this breed of chucklefucks who just want to sound smart with zero substance. Social media was a mistake

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u/andrecinno 7d ago

Biden polled -%51, which means Trump won with 151% of the votes!

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u/BDMayhem 7d ago

Math totally checks out. Have you considered running for Congress as a Republican?

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u/SolenoidSoldier 7d ago

Perhaps she doesn't realize that's the mindset this country has already developed.

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u/OldJames47 7d ago

Remember the scene from Spinal Tap where the bassist is bragging about the amp that goes to 11?

This is the same conversation in tweet form.

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u/Rice_Auroni 7d ago

there are 4 lights

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u/hyperben 7d ago

Maybe that the whole is greater than the sum of its individual parts? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Renan_Cousland 7d ago edited 7d ago

She's using string in place of int.

Edit: I didn't know she is from the string world.

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u/CodeMUDkey 7d ago

Computer: Alright boss…you got it!

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u/GeePedicy 7d ago

You're seeing integers, I'm seeing ASCII characters. We're not the same.

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u/BeefHazard 7d ago

Dynamic typing go brrrr

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u/Poltras 7d ago

Maybe she’s so smart she’s applying string theory?

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u/Admirable-Yard-4515 7d ago

"1" + 2 moment

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u/yoaver 7d ago

[object Object]

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u/rowenslee 6d ago

undefined undefined

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u/FatherMaxi_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

And we thought Boris was bad for bringing back imperial measurements and confusing 70 million people.

USA... Hold my fucking beer

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u/sipCoding_smokeMath 7d ago

Wait boris brought back the imperial system?

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u/EngineeringDevil 7d ago

looks like he was trying to as late as june. but then he was yeeted like he should have years ago

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u/L1n9y 7d ago

You think Rishi or Liz aren't going to try to keep it going?

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u/mobilecheese 7d ago

They'll keep it up their sleeve until they need a popularity boost among the elderly.

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u/FabulousSOB 7d ago

It's in preparation to take back the colonies

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u/OldJames47 7d ago

The Queen’s been humming “You’ll be back” as she strolls around the palace.

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u/onions_cutting_ninja 7d ago

Jokes aside I see absolutely no reason to do such a thing aside from imperialism.

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u/ReCursing 7d ago

There was no reason for brexit either, and yet...

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u/familyturtle 7d ago

It’s not going to happen, it’s just something to tell the UKIP voters until they all die off.

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u/damienreave 7d ago

I remember seeing people saying exactly the same thing about Brexit.

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u/MichelanJell-O 7d ago

To be fair, I don't think a lot of the people who pushed for Brexit actually wanted it to happen. They were just using it to gain fame and political power.

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u/ISDuffy 7d ago

Boris literally wrote two articles on pro eu and against eu.

He picked the article he thought would benefit him.

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u/s33ek 7d ago

Wait….I thought you always used the imperial system? Or just for driving ?

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u/Xeiom 7d ago

Weird hybrid system. A bunch of stuff is metric and a different bunch of stuff is imperial. (that's UK imperial, it's different from US imperial for some things, ie 1 uk gallon = 1.20095 us gallon)

Almost all my drink products are in millilitres but milk often comes in pints (with the litre labeling alongside it). Boris proposed getting rid of the metrc label on items sold in imperial units so our milk would only display how big it is in pints instead of also having litres.

All our driving signs are in miles, we measure human height in feet/inches (although a lot of services are now accepting cm as well). Weight is in stone/pounds for humans but most non-living stuff measured in grams/kg.

You could happily tell me a distance in feet/inches/miles and I'd have a decent idea of the distance by thinking in terms of road signs or 1/6ths of humans I know.
I have a very good idea of how far a mm/cm/meter/kilometer is from being taught with meter sticks and generally being what I use to measure stuff but I have absolutely no clue how big a yard is, I think its bigger than a foot. (just googled it after typing that, ok it's 91.44cm, 3 foot, so more than I imagined)

Personally I really dislike the hybrid system and hope we continue to move toward metric - We have been doing so for over 20 years now, so that's why it seems very backward for them to try go back against that progress to a unified modern system. Seems like old people nostalgia from my perspective.

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u/centurijon 7d ago

If you’re not using it for construction or other critical measurement, a yard is close enough to a meter to consider them the same length in estimations

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u/Boonk_gang_03 7d ago

parseInt that mf

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u/30p87 7d ago

Like this?

a = input()
b = input()
result = int(a+b)
print(result)

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u/Plumeh 7d ago

working as intended

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u/zztop5533 7d ago

That's not how to count votes!

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u/Legal-Software 7d ago

No wonder voting machines are too complicated for these people.

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u/RoboticChicken 7d ago edited 7d ago

Obligatory Tom Scott link: Why Electronic Voting Is Still A Bad Idea

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u/ArionW 7d ago

This should be mandatory watch for anyone proposing electronic voting.

It's just bad idea, and the more you know about how it works the less you tend to understand why is it bad

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u/Tjmoores 7d ago edited 7d ago

The more you know about it the less you tend to understand why is it bad

Idk if this is a typo, but I think it may be true in that how bad you think it is vs how much you know it could well be a bell curve (or more likely an inverted sine wave)

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u/tubbstosterone 7d ago

Something that makes me curious is if it were done mainly via hardware, not software. Imagine an arcade machine with up, down, enter, and a barcode scanner. When you report for your vote, you get a barcode, you vote at the machine in what essentially looks like an old apple from the 80s, there's no networking, there's no USB, everything is immediately written to a hard drive, when polls close, the drive is copied several times and switched over to a read only mode, packaged into one of those hard plastic cases from target or whatever with a specialized key, send it to a counting center where they can unlock, verify the drive's serial number and scanned barcodes to ensure everything went to the came from the same place, then read the values from the drive. If a drive seems suspicious for whatever reason, utilize the copies.

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u/ArionW 7d ago

Trust problem is the same - why would people trust that machine doesn't lie? How do I know it doesn't register who I voted for? For all we know as voters, it can ignore your input and assign your vote to ruling party by default, and send them a list of "people not agreeing with ruling party" later.

Pen and paper is easy, attacks that can be done only on small scale, everyone can trust it because it's basic physics that once you throw vote to sealed container, nobody can identify whose vote it is, and can only access it by breaking seal.

And what actual problem are you solving? Accessibility is the same, you still need to go to voting machine. Security? Current system is not perfect, but attacks you can make against it cannot change result without involving thousands, and at this point it's hard to keep conspiracy.

With electronic voting, the most suspicious one is ruling party, and you first need to somehow prove to everyone they can't change result before you even start talking about security.

And citing from video above "To break electronic voting you don't need to break it, you just need to cast enough doubt over the result"

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u/donorak7 7d ago

What Massive campaigns of disinformation does to a people.

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u/thetrumansworld 7d ago

I’m in disbelief this is real. Is this woman some kind of mythical spirit designed to pied piper the stupidest Americans into a river somewhere?

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u/ThatTrashBaby 7d ago edited 7d ago

Can anyone show me proof this is real? I can’t find any reference to it besides Reddit. If it was real, it was definitely deleted real quick, but I imagine there would still be news about it bc she’s been in the news before for dumb tweets

EDIT: def real and deleted

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 7d ago

I went through her Twitter and could not find this tweet on the day she apparently made it (Aug 2). She may have deleted it however.

I also regret to inform you that it sounds real after browsing through her profile for a few agonizing minutes. The woman seems to be the newest incarnation of politician trying to get popular off the stupidest of the stupid.

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u/RoboticChicken 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/ThatTrashBaby 7d ago

Thanks, this is what I was looking for. Can you show me how to had this site?

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u/RoboticChicken 7d ago edited 7d ago

One of the repliers shown in some screenshots quote tweeted it, which included the link to the original (now deleted) tweet: https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1554605435499462656

I then searched that link on archive.is and found it. Also just checked the Wayback Machine and found it there too.

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u/ThatTrashBaby 7d ago

Awesome, thanks

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u/BlazerTheKid 7d ago

Introduce her to programming and never reintroduce her to society

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u/-Chlorine-Addict- 7d ago

One of us. One of us.

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u/beardgoesbrr 7d ago

Clearly switched from lavernSpicer to lavern_spicer

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u/BEastDD 7d ago

Who knew she had strings attached?

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u/TheBrainAss 7d ago

Wait I don't get it why would a senior JavaScript developer switch to politics?

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u/Straight-Daikon-5838 7d ago

Well they’re not gonna make her CTO…

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u/Mundane-Mechanic-547 7d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/Oxu90 7d ago

Politics make more sense than JS and choosing party easier than keeping up tp date with latest JS frameworks

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u/malsomnus 7d ago

I haven't tried politics yet, but as a senior JS dev I can very much see the allure of doing literally anything that isn't being a senior JS dev.

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u/coffeebeards 7d ago

I don’t know who this person is and I am not from the US but this is why we laugh at the US.

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u/drivers9001 7d ago

1 + 2 = c

1 is 49 (0x31) in ASCII

2 is 50 (0x32) in ASCII

49 + 50 is 99 (0x31 + 0x32 = 0x63)

99 (0x63) is ASCII for c

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u/x9craze 7d ago

“Take back this country”???? Wtf? From who? Lol

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u/notverified 7d ago

Remember the cobol days? Those are the good ol days.

I don’t remember trolls when cobol existed. MAGA

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u/milkycrate 7d ago

Magine getting up everyday and one upping yourself for the stupidest thing to say. Must get tiring.

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u/ColonelSandurss 7d ago

JavaScript moment

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u/UnusedWhitespace 7d ago

She’s going to ask the Fed to raise interest rates 75bps from 2.25% to 752.5%. It’ll be great.

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u/SkellyKingGamingYT 7d ago

Why do people shit in JS??

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u/Pushnikov 7d ago

It has laxative properties. Great for your bowels.

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u/VersionOmega 7d ago

Okay but what the actual fuck was this tweet supposed to mean lmao

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u/borkthegee 7d ago

She probably meant to write 1+1=2 which is probably a way for her to reference traditional gender or religious marriage schemes. She probably meant that her traditional and religious beliefs are as simple as 1+1=2 while those deviant woke leftists reject simple math (trad genders)

For the record she's just another troll who is farming the low-iq republican base. This is what works for republicans, she'll be very successful

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u/ladywinterbear 7d ago

Are American right wing politicians on drugs?

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u/Wolverfuckingrine 7d ago

No and that’s the problem. I think a lot could benefit from a little LSD.

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u/The_real_bandito 7d ago

So what was she trying to say with that declaration?

Also I find it hilarious since people are trying to get Christianity to school and actual education material and topics like math or science books banned.

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u/The_Blue_Rooster 7d ago

Ahh yes, the Terrence Howard school of Mathematics.

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u/just4kicksxxx 7d ago

Ever notice stupid people usually got a lot to say?