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MOASS ANY DAY NOW CONFIRMED

Took advantage of the B3G1 free. Don't know what it's worth but super stoked.

LFG!

I decided to just sell the one share in the end. I'm not greedy.

I realize this movie couldn't be successful if the Mulligans had made it as long as the 3 hour 30 minute Ultimate Cut of Watchmen. Our society simply can't focus for that long :'( -- 2 hours would have been fine, I think. Some things I liked. Some things needed adding, or expanding on. Going to summarize with just bullet points, or this becomes 40 fat paragraphs. No particular order, just as I thought/think of it.

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• 2 more minutes to explain WHO Thomas Peterffy is, and show him sweating his balls off. Remember, he accidentally gave us 2 very critical pieces of info: (1) That the price WAS going into the thousands. (2) That all we had to do was "ask for our shares" (DRS -- which no one really knew about yet). Americans MUST hear and recognize these 2 bits of info.
• Loved the musical sampling, but sometimes the bass was very heavy, and actually competed with the interviewees voices, or the monologue. I know an incredible Hollywood-seasoned pro audio guy in LA who can help the Mulligans for the sequel. PM/DM guys, me if you wish.
• 2 more minutes of meme samples, with more emphasis on why morale is so very important. The Bart-Homer meme had me laughing, but maybe a Matrix meme or one of the crayon memes, or The Warriors-Ryan-Cohen-as-Luther could have added emphasis that a bunch of goofy-ass retreaded apes, who self-deprecate, and self-defecate, are imminently going to slam dunk, balls-in-the-face, on Wall Street.
• Hhhwhere Apex Clearing ???? We got to Robinhood and Citadel giving tuggies to each other, but no mention of Apex doing the reacharound?? More villain hierarchy needed 3-5 minutes of exposure.
• Cede & Co also missing. Physical share certs vs. digital was touched-on, but the DTCC didn't receive a proper lambasting, nor with any connections made to Cede (maybe the biggest boss in this whole shit mess). 2 more minutes for this please.
• FTDs. MONSTER TOPIC. Maybe the most important. Brushed on briefly, but not really explored. I think Dr. Trimbath needed a few more minutes, to get a little detailed on FTDs and Obligations Warehousing.
• ODDITIES: We definitely needed 5-10 minutes to touch on weird shit like the Illinois Iron Oxide Mountain fire, the Brazilian Puts, and other stonkfunkery. The public needs to see that there is action taking place in the background, that their imaginations could not fathom before.
• 2 more minutes for Infinite Risk explanation. I think most average Muricans who watch will still come away from this documentary saying "Naw, how can the price go __that__ high?? Not possible".
• 10% less tugging of heartstrings, and 10% more FLOWCHARTS , pleeeeeaasseeee. I know people have shit attention span, and getting people in their feels works... but even the most dull of our population would have a little blood boil, if they could view connections from what was seemingly unrelated parties and occurrences.
• Keith Gill's Options needed a more thorough explanation. We see it went from $50,000 to millions, but got little explanation of his DD and his timing, and NO details of what an options contract is. People will think he "got lucky".
• BCG, Board of Directors, and other bad actors needed 5 minutes of airtime. It's important for the public to know that it's not just hedge funds and Wall Street... it's ancillary shitasses, trojan horses, and weaponized double-agent internal BOD and C-suite, as well, that alllllll contribute to this diseased state of what should be squarely-run companies.
• CokeRat was sensationalized, but we needed to present him as the 2-faced scumbag junkie that he is.
• The AMAs of Shark Cuban and Jon Stewart should have been addressed. Stewart squeezing Gensler's balls a little, should have been squeaked in too. Depending on post-production, Stewart's may have been close, but I think it would have made it. 5 minutes of footage for these 2 guys, would have rocked.
• The popcorn aura and previous influences, is forgivable. Let's consider maybe a lot of the movie started getting cobbled together in 2021, when info was still being sorted. And Co-Chodes definitely needs an adrenaline shot, or a hot woman's ass in his face, to wake him up.
• I would have hoped to see " rSuperstonk " given about 10 seconds of blatant exposure, to get new blood into this site. I did see the purple crayon cocaine line for about 2 seconds, but that's not enough. I have faith some will dig enough, they will land here, and join the quest.
• GOOD AMOUNT of HUMOR in the film. I appreciate that the Mulligans have a sense of humor... and this film is chock-full of it. We need to keep our morale, no matter what. Lose the morale, lose the war.

I'm not going to give the film a score, but I will say that it managed to captivate a 16-year old with really bad ADHD problems, who normally doesn't sit still longer than 5 minutes. Galvanized my angry Mom further (she worked at our cough-cough-corrupt-judge-fraudulently-bankrupted JCPenney, for 16 years). Her diamond hands equal any of ours. Also kept the attention of my girlfriend and her boyfriend, who both thought I was the village idiot 2.5 years ago. Lots of questions were asked, during and after. Knowledge has been spread..... "And knowing is half the battle!"

That's all I can think of for now. Thank you to the Mulligans for making this. I have no problem paying $16 or $20 or $30 for a sequel. Hurry up with it.

Hang tight retreads. We're gonna win this.

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Day 308, Guide 308: Interactive Brokers (IBKR)

https://www.drsgme.org/da/drs/direkte-registrering-af-aktier-fra-interactive-brokers-ibkr

Interactive Brokers er en international mægler. Og på trods af den administrerende direktørs lummerhed er det blevet abernes førstevalg til DRSing af aktier fra lande uden for USA!

De har været i stand til pålideligt at Direct Register aktier i god tid, og kun for $5 pr. overførsel! Det er sikkert at sige, at det er det, som mange aber bruger det til nu.

Hvis du har købt GS2C-aktier gennem IBKR, kan du konvertere dem til GME ved at hæve en billet og betale et lille gebyr (~10€). De skal være konverteret til GME før de kan DRS'es.

Der er nogle sjove særheder ved IBKR's UI, men guiden hjælper dig igennem alt dette. Hvis du har spørgsmål, så tøv ikke med at kontakte os på DRSGME-holdet!

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Interactive Brokers is an international broker. And despite the CEO's shadiness, it has become the apes number one choice for DRSing shares from outside of the US!

They have been able to reliably Direct Register shares in good time, and only for $5 per transfer! It's safe to say it's what a lot of apes use it for now.

If you have bought GS2C shares through IBKR, then you can convert them to GME by raising a ticket and paying a small fee (~€10). They need to be converted to GME before they can be DRS'd.

There are some funny quirks with IBKR's UI, but the guide helps you through all of that. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us at the DRSGME team!

TL;DR Citadel and other market-makers pocket +$100MM profits from retail investors’ mistakes via so-called “dividend play trades”

Bought on GME NFT Marketplace

Walked in for batteries and walked out with this instead, this is the way

"It is often more profitable to be deliberately wrong than it is to be right"

My friend is a newer ape, and he is finally waking up to the cellar boxing strategy that plagues our markets. I decided it was a good time to show him the hedgefund video where Coke Rat explains the media distorting tactics used to cellar box their victims.

I searched “Jim Cramer hedge fund interview” (which was the suggested search from the predictive text) and the first video that came up was:

“Cramer’s Hedge Fund Tricks”

https://youtu.be/r07Gg92YjOI

We sat through almost 5 minutes before I began to wonder if the video had been replaced by a deep fake. The video looked identical to what I remembered, however the content was pretty harmless and was about getting a job at a hedge fund without a college degree.

After sounding like a paranoid schizophrenic for a couple of minutes, I tried searching a few different ways and then found the original video by changing “interview” to “tricks” in the search query. The interview setup, background color, and everything looked almost identical to the original in the thumbnail image. The only difference was a black sweater on the interviewer and the 10 minutes of market manipulation and the fraud he discussed. Here is the link to that video:

“Cramer on How Hedge Funds are Scamming the Market”

https://youtu.be/gyaPf6qXLa8

Just wanted to make that anyone here looking for the original can find it!

First image on post is the search results I received when completing the suggested search. The second image is the screenshot from when I dug and found the original.

Also bought Metroid prime and mortal kombat 11!