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u/Johnsonfam101 11d ago
Also Republicans-" they won't date me bc I'm a republican"
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u/hfx_123 11d ago
"I've never seen an unattractive conservative man"
Okay so either shes a liar, or she thinks Ted Cruz is attractive
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u/notsureoftheanswer 11d ago
I see your Ted Cruz and raise you with Mitch McConnell
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u/DashingDini 10d ago
I see your Mitch McConnell and raise you Donald fucking Trump
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u/PocketGachnar 10d ago
I see your Donald fucking Trump and raise you Rush 'rest in disquiet' Limbaugh
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u/ArbitNM 10d ago
I raise you a rudy giuliani
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u/Khutuck 10d ago •
I think he melted completely by now.
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u/BeaSolina 10d ago
I'm laughing so hard, I can barely fucking breathe!! 𤣠Too bad the free awards are gone, but thanks for the laugh! I think. I kind of hurt now.
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u/hey_rowsdower 10d ago
Ted Cruz is one of those people who look like they're constantly just about to cry.
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u/MyOfficeAlt 10d ago
I remember those headlines during the Trump Administration from all those male Republican staffers who moved to DC to work in the government and then started complaining because they tried to get into the dating scene and found out everyone hated them.
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u/Johnsonfam101 10d ago
They had their own dating app that failed bc literally almost no women signed up.
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u/middlingwhiteguy 11d ago
It's a shame she's not into the eyeliner type of guy, cause he could help her with the clumps in her eyelashes
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u/StamosMullet 11d ago
That orange skin color is a bit offputting as well.
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u/alpineflamingo2 10d ago
And girl your supposed to highlight your bridge, not paint a white stripe over it.
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u/StarsArePrettyCoool 11d ago
Sadly a trend with foundation is to use warmer undertones instead of your actual undertone :( So it results in this weird orange look which looks quite unnatural.
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u/___Towlie___ 10d ago
Interesting, I haven't seen those trends.
My favorite foundation trend is calling 811 before you dig, and having a backhoe dig before setting a rebar footing and then starting a pour. I know there's other ways out there, but I guess I'm kind if boring that way.
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u/FartPoopRobot_PhD 10d ago
Yes, calling 811 first is precisely how you should be boring. Otherwise the bit could hit anything. Then you're all sorts of screwed.
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u/atticaddict 10d ago
Exactly. She talks a lot of shit for someone that has made those makeup choices.
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u/WileEPeyote 10d ago
Can't tell if she's wearing sunblock on her nose or that's a terribly blended highlight. Is that a look? It seems to match her eyeliner...
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u/nicannkay 10d ago
The truth: she donât want to date any man thatâs prettier than she is, and the only men that donât make that low bar are conservatives.
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u/gildedhearts 11d ago
I've seen a plethora of unattractive conservative men, especially the hyper-"conservative" types that have such an issue with seeming gay they don't wash properly. Also the lazy keyboard warriors that sit on their asses arguing with strangers online about what people deserve equality and to what extent. Admittedly though, the extreme cases of the latter also tend to be the former too.
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u/throwawaypervyervy 11d ago •
Doesn't help that the interviewer looks like someone tried to assemble stolen airport luggage into Brandon Lee.
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u/CwazyCanuck 11d ago
He looks like a post game hockey player from a farm team.
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u/gildedhearts 11d ago
I can see the dollar store Brandon Lee vibes but also there's a side of Brendon Urie in his facial features. The slightly greasy cheap love child of Brandon Lee and Brendon Urie.
Kind of unfortunate considering how a better hair dresser, closet and mirror could probably take him from someone you'd avoid at all costs at the bar to someone you wouldn't think twice about.
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u/throwawaypervyervy 11d ago
He looks like he could walk through a desert for a week straight, and he'd still be on the off-putting side of damp.
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u/real_human_not_a_dog 11d ago
Dumpy guy in a truck with wraparounds: âYou know whatâs wrong with the world today?â
Her: âIâd fuckâmâ
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u/hey_rowsdower 10d ago
Ladies, do you want your vagina to smell like chewing tobacco?
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u/Necromancer4276 10d ago
They're not eating puss
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u/King_Fluffaluff 10d ago
Absolutely, if they're doing anything it's a few pumps, rolling over, and falling asleep
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u/Signature_Illegible 10d ago
if they're doing anything it's a few pumps, rolling over, and falling asleep
[Reported] reason given: I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It5
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u/Semanticss 11d ago
lol seriously, go to Walmart and you'll find HUNDREDS of uggo conservatives. This lady's obviously drank the kool-aid if she thinks all liberals have blue hair.
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u/mojomonkeyfish 10d ago
These people are both going off of a script. She's selling kool-aid, not drinking it.
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u/throwawaypervyervy 11d ago
Liberal country boy here, and I'm still pissed I had to get rid of my blue hair when I got my latest job.
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u/Hullo_I_Am_New 10d ago
Yeaaaah, come on up to Maine and I can for sure find you a ton of very unattractive men, of any political stripe you could desire...
Also speaking as a lefty of sorts I... looks down at camo pants, boots, belt knife... looks across to the half dissassembled chainsaw I was working on... I guess I'm doing liberal male wrong??? Time to get out the hair dye and nail paint!
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u/Global-Count-30
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Everyone has their own preference. Itâs weird how Americans have this massive split in political ideologies that it extends to everyday life. I donât even know my friendâs or families political ideology here in Australia
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u/breakfastburrito24 11d ago
They're at some Turning Point USA event, which is a conservative media organization (?)
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u/aznexile602 11d ago
Yah It's the event in Phoenix. Failed gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake was promoting it by stating $20 general admission with a free concert. Why someone would pay $20 to hear more conspiracy theories of rigged elections is unknown to me.
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u/JohnnyAppIeseed 10d ago
Describing that event as âconspiracy theories of rigged electionsâ is completely dishonest.
Itâs also about government officials justifying straight up ignoring the parts of the Constitution they donât like. There are more layers to the crazy than youâre alluding to.
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u/AdAcrobatic7236 11d ago edited 10d ago
đĽâConspiracy Theoryâ is an awfully gentle way of describing âParanoid Delusional Disorderâ
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u/ProbablyVermin 11d ago
"Paranoid Delusuons" is a rather gentle way of describing "Shameless Lies"
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u/MechaGallade 10d ago
yeah lol it's a libertarian organization for libertarians who think that libertarian means centrist when it actually means republican that only cares about themselves and likes to smoke weed.
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u/Acquiredpolicy 11d ago •
It's because they are fully brainwashed through constant propaganda, a lot of which comes from some Australian bastard come to think of it.
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u/devster75 11d ago
You mean the billionaire tyrant?
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u/devilish_enchilada 10d ago
Murdoch!
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u/typesett 11d ago
the last 10 years has been stark
dumb bush basically really got the contempt going during his reign. obama made the racists pick a side officially and that side chose to bring back white hoods lol
a lot of us normal people who care about issues are shellshocked too lol
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u/murrtrip 10d ago
obama made the racists pick a side officially
What did he do? Be black?
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u/HalensVan 10d ago
Yup. They even asked for the man's birth certificate. They accused him of, (if I remember right), being a Muslim from Kenya.
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u/BobinBayRidge 10d ago
He was born in Hawaii to a Christian mother and not raised by his father but thatâs besides the point
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u/2020hatesyou 10d ago
but thatâs besides the point
or exactly the point, depending on where the goalposts are this minute.
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u/Ntippit 10d ago
They? You mean Donald J Trump, who literally started his political career asking for a black presidents birth certificate. Obama made fun of him and the rest is history. He ran for president out of pure spite and fucking won.
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u/General_Mars 10d ago
Short Trump timeline: - pays nearly $100,000 to put ads in to reinstate death penalty, Central Park Five referenced, 1989 - âI am strongly in favor of the death penalty. I am also in favor of bringing back police forces that can do something instead of just turning their back because every quality lawyer that represents people that are in trouble said the first thing they do is to start shouting âpolice brutality,â etc.â Trump stated to Larry King, May 17, 1989 - [Trump] discussed a separate rape and assault case that occurred in Brooklyn, saying he was asked by a reporter if he had compassion for the perpetrator. âI said, âOf course I hate these people and letâs all hate these people because maybe hate is what we need if weâre gonna get something done,'â he said. - A reporter asked Donald Trump if he would apologize to the Central Park Five in June, 2019, shortly after the release of the Netflix series, âWhen They See Us,â a dramatization of the Central Park 5 case. Watch Trump answer the question here. âWhy do you bring that question up now? Itâs an interesting time to bring it up,â Trump said. âYou have people on both sides of that. They admitted their guilt.â - âThe Central Park Five documentary was a one sided piece of garbage that didnât explain the.horrific crimes of these young men while in park,â Trump wrote on Twitter April 24, 2013. - Trump Wrote an Op-Ed in the Daily News in 2014 Saying âSettling Doesnât Mean Innocence - Central Park Five Article - 1987-1988: Trump considers a run for president, while simultaneously juggling large debts stemming from his purchase of the Taj Mahal casino. (He had 2 casinos within minutes directly competing against one another). - 2000: Trump enters the presidential race as a Reform Party candidate and receives more than 15,000 votes in the party's California primary. - 2003-2004: Trump begins hosting the reality show The Apprentice on NBC, which he also executive-produces. He again mulls a run for president, but ultimately decides not to join the race. - March 2011: A Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll shows Trump leading all presidential contenders, including Mitt Romney. - April 2011: Amid more research polls indicating that he would be the preferred Republican presidential candidate among voters, Trump repeatedly calls for President Obama to release his long-form birth certificate, questioning whether Obama was actually born in the United States. (Obama eventually complies and releases the birth certificate.) - May 2011: Trump officially announces that he will not run for president. - February 2012: Trump endorses Republican candidate Mitt Romney for president. - 2013: Trump forms a presidential exploratory committee and, despite a strong backing from Republican voters, announces that he has no interest in running for governor of New York in 2014. - June 2015: Trump formally announces that he's running for president in a speech delivered from Trump Tower in New York City. Almost immediately, corporations and individuals that have partnerships with Trump - including Macy's, NBC and Univision - begin to sever ties with the mogul because of disparaging comments he made about Mexicans in the speech announcing his candidacy. Easy timeline
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u/Express_Pass9777 10d ago
I have a strong disdain for politicians, but when Obama had that dinner and played hulk hogans theme song and then released his 'long form' birth certificate as a clip of the lion king I was in tears laughing.
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u/ricks48038 10d ago
I still remember when one of my wife's cousins said that Obama had the dog fly on a separate helicopter, and that proved he was Muslim. Not a surprise that the cousin lives in Florida. It was that comment that led me to tell him not to talk to me again until he can have an adult conversation.
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u/TheFizzardofWas 10d ago
I believe the person who started that rumorâŚ.went on to become president. Aw shit.
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u/coopdewoop 10d ago edited 10d ago
Yes? That's literally all it took for Republicans to lose their fucking minds. Lol.
Edit: always find it odd that when you call out the party that's been representing bigotry, hatred, racism, and fascism in this country the past 2 decades that all the "BUT NOT EVERY CONSERVATIVE!" dweeb crawls out of the woodwork.
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u/Turtlepower7777777 10d ago
But WhAt AbOuT tHe TaN sUiT!!!!111! WoRsT pReSiDeNt EvAr!!!!
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u/art555ua 10d ago
I've always been puzzled by the stereotype that USA are a peak democracy country, yet you can only choose out of only 2 options when you vote. And both options are pretty controversial, to say the least. Last time I attended elections, I was given a damn long list of 15+ parties/candidates...
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u/doobiehowserMN 10d ago
We have essentially have two coalition parties that everyone forces themselves to fit into. Our current system of elections doesnât make the election of 3rd party candidates possible.
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u/HeyZuesHChrist 10d ago
Both options are definitely not controversial. This âboth sidesâ bullshit is exactly that, bullshit.
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u/x3leggeddawg 10d ago
Be black? Yes thatâs all he did.
Remember, Trump got his start in politics saying Obama was illegitimate. Born in Africa. Not an American.
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u/doug 10d ago
I mean he got a boost in politics for saying that because the hateful dumbass that was Roger Ailes amplified any and all hatred on his Murdoch network, but Trump grifted for president nearly every year before Obama ever ran.
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u/Lashay_Sombra 10d ago
Funny thing is, even if he was illegitimate, born in Africa and Muslim, not one of those things would have actually disqualified him as his mother was American
Even more funny, he won his first election, beating John Mccain, who was born in Panama, also American due to parents
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u/EscapingTheLabrynth 10d ago
It actually all started with Rush Limbaugh and the impeachment of Bill Clinton. But technically you could go further back to the class warfare of Reaganomics trickle down nonsense
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u/MasterSnacky 10d ago
Iâd go back further, to the Southern Strategy and Lee Atwater, with a stop by Reagan making a deal with the evangelical Christians.
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u/ChardeeMacdennis679 10d ago
A lot of those guys were around planning this shit during the Nixon days. Watch Vice (2018), pretty good movie.
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u/Sea_Honey7133 10d ago
I engaged in a 15 year social experiment at my place of work. In the break room, there were two televisions at opposite sides. Not surprisingly, the right side was tuned in to Fox while the left side was tuned in to CNN or MSNBC. On my breaks, I would sit in the middle and watch my co-workers reactions to what they were viewing.
Murdoch's strategy was to bombard the viewer with audible refrains of terror and fear along with visual crawlers (one read: Mother's milk is toxic, for example), while combining this with waving flags, blonde women, and calls for nationalistic pride. He applies the dopamine rush incrementally and progressively, so that what would have appeared to even conservatives as fascist and reactionary 15 years ago now feels like the norm. The Fox viewer would typically leave the break room less calm and more angry than when they came in. Even the commercials were highly symbolic of something not right, they were peppered with erectile dysfunction ads and money schemes using patriotic imagery.
The left side of the room also experienced increase fear and anxiety, but there wasn't the raw visceral reaction that the Fox viewer would get. Fox poisons the mind terribly and created a very hostile inner narrative for its audience. In the final analysis, Murdoch was doing what Goebbels did, but over a very long period of time.
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u/idontknow4827634 11d ago
Yeah I always think thatâs so weird. I live in the Netherlands and we have a multiple party system. I donât have a clue who my family voted for. Except for my sister, she is a vegan so she voted for the only animal party. And itâs kinda taboo to ask as well.
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u/Cielmerlion 10d ago
Lol my mother disowned me last year because she "assumed" i voted for the liberal candidate in the state election. The brainwashing is strong.
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u/AlivebyBestialActs 10d ago
I mean, when you have half the country voting for outright fascists who want to pretend you don't have a right to exist and have any agency the luxury of not being partisan kinda goes out the window. Especially when said fascists make their politicians their personality.
Things have gotten significantly more Weimar Republic-y over the past decade (arguably longer) in the states.
We just don't have the advantage of third parties, by design.
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u/lute4088 11d ago
After a few dozen mass shootings in a couple months mixed with a few school shootings and people acting like science doesn't exist and passing laws to make a theocracy, it tends to make a bit of a divide.
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u/B0327008 11d ago
Letâs not overlook the overturn of Federal abortion rights.
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u/PocketGachnar 10d ago
That's what gets me. There's no fixing that. One side sees abortion as straight up murder, the other sees the illegality of it as a loss of their human rights. There is no compromise for that. How are you going to sit down with them and "fix it"?
Human rights aren't something you meet an opponent halfway on.
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u/Hotchillipeppa 10d ago
The same crowd who was raving at the start of covid about âmy body my choiceâ yet still are against abortion.
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u/thecause800 11d ago
How many of your friends and family openly display nazi flags? What about flags glorifying their party leader, while also wearing head to toe clothing with his name on it? Thats what the right is doing in this country. All while screaming "why do you guys make everything so POLITICAL".
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u/LiKINGtheODds 11d ago
Itâs become mainstream divisiveness in the last like 10 years. Just a bunch of people generalizing and assuming every left leaning person is a dyed hair trans person or every right wing person is a dumb redneck with 3 teeth. America is super divisive and under educated.
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u/seansmithspam 10d ago
leftists see conservatives as normal people who live in bubbles of misinformation. Conservatives see leftists as evil blue haired trans vegans who complain about everything and secretly want to plot the destruction of the world for no reason.
I wouldnât say itâs a âboth sidesâ issue if only one side is completely dependent on fear/anger inducing conspiracies.
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u/Green-Snow-3971 10d ago
Conservatives see leftists that way because that what their chosen politigods constantly feed them. And just in case some slip off the hook with , "well they ain't hurting me," they reel them back in with "InDoCtRiNaTiOn!!!"
Soon they're addicted to it, wanting more and more and more.
Rage porn is a powerful tool.
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u/IHave580 10d ago
My buddy grew up in a smaller town. He said he grew up (in the 90s) hearing constantly that democrats were pure evil to be feared and hated. He went to college in the city and his mind was blown that that was not even remotely close to the case.
So there is truth to that. Right wing media/church has, for decades, told the right that the left are all evil people looking to destroy this country. It's creating a moral panic to gain support, something the continually do when they use the "the lefts war on...." bs. All the while, they are the party really doing the shit they blame the left for.
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u/seansmithspam 10d ago
Yep. The leftâs main enemy is the mega rich 1%. The rightâs main enemy is the left. Conservatism in general is an ideology created and pushed by the richest people in order to maintain their status quo.
All centered around the idea that wealth is fairly distributed and fairly earned through merit. If conservatives didnât believe that specific thing, they would no longer be conservative.
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u/Ferengi_Earwax 11d ago
It's caused by the right wing media bubble, which has also caused this. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/one-quarter-mass-attackers-conspiracy-theories-hate-rcna67298
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u/ausmosis_jones 11d ago edited 11d ago
Itâs really weird to see these kind of preconceived notions that liberal men look a certain way (i.e. blue hair, painted nails) when itâs really much more diverse.
Source: I am a liberal man that was in the Marine Corps and at first glance would fit in right beside the Capitol rioter psychos.
Edit: Spelling.
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u/Scrungo_Mungo 11d ago
Ditto my man, Iâm a liberal veteran, Iâm 6â6 with shoulder length hair and beard, Iâm from Central PA (Pennsyltucky) and people I worked with in construction always thought I was as hard on for Trump as them lol
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u/beercan-AI 10d ago
I feel this. Whenever I visit home, Central PA, so many people want to talk bright red politics with me or go deep into some racist rant.
Like bro. Just because I like flannel shirts doesnât mean on board with this.
I nope the fuck out of those conversations quick. I like to try to work âI live in Californiaâ into the conversation. It cracks me up watching them instantly blow a gasket.
I am passionate about my political opinions and I vote accordingly. However none of it defines me as a person.
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u/Scrungo_Mungo 10d ago
Exactly! Their political views are who they are, and what they live breath and eat everyday, itâs sad.
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u/ausmosis_jones 11d ago
Iâm rocking the long hair, beard, and tattoos. Far too many conservative dudes lean in close to try and share some shit opinion they assume I share with them.
When I push back in any capacity, it was just a joke.
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u/wsc4string 10d ago
Minding my own business on a job site. Dude comes up to me, "you believe they pulled that shit?" "Huh, what? Who?" "The damn democrats stealing the election!" (As dryly as possible) "Oh. No. I don't believe it. Its... unbelievable."
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u/SerScronzarelli 11d ago edited 11d ago
I can tell you're a former Marine with the way you tried to spell diverse lol.
Source: Also a former Marine. Semper Fi and all that jazz
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u/ausmosis_jones 11d ago
Son of a bitch.
Thanks for catching my mistake! Ooh Rah or whatever, devil. Lol
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u/DaGurggles 11d ago
EYEBALLS!
biggest mistake my marine buddy (RIP) told me was about yelling eyeballs to gain someoneâs attention. Useful in a loud bar though.
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u/ausmosis_jones 11d ago
CLICK!
I think thatâs what it was at least. Lol been a few years.
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u/DaGurggles 11d ago
Son of a bitch, heâs still go it.
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u/ausmosis_jones 11d ago
There are some aspects of the Corps that, no matter how hard you may try, never leave you.
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u/rumpelbrick 11d ago
With the amount of cuts in HER statements and the motion blur between a question and an answer this is an obvious composite. This woman answered different questions and said different things than we see here. This is just ragebait.
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u/OrphanedInStoryville 10d ago
Does nobody else see the giant Turning Point USA banner in the background?
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u/Ridiculouslyrampant 10d ago
And on her badge. I paused to check because it was obviously such a loaded question.
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u/599Ninja 11d ago edited 10d ago
Itâs a straw man, i to(o) am a larger white hetero male whoâs (has been a) bodybuilder (for) a good Chunk of my life, (and) people think that since Iâm all big and tough looking(,) I should think that men who feel feminine insults me. Shits wack man, all my military buddies in the CAF act with brains and say âidgaf what somebody else feels(,) (letâs have) equality for all.
Conservatives always try and make it look like itâs the neoliberals and progressives that have no chill. As if when these wackos are upset because a guy painted his nails.
Edit: might be the worst writing Iâve done holy hell.
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u/Fluff_The_Sergal 11d ago
I'm a 6'4" 270lb guy who shaves his head... But I'm also a gay furry, who loves world cultures and tends toward some more liberal ideas. Never judge a book by their cover, is the lesson she didn't learn.
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u/patentmom 10d ago
It would be hard to guess that you're a furry if you shave your head. Lol
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u/Obamaturningfrogsgay 10d ago
Iâm a leftist and Iâm white average build 5â10 170 lb. I dress very clean cut, I keep my hair medium length and organized, I wear like Ralph Lauren button downs. Liberal/leftist men are probably more likely to dye their hair and have painted nails than conservatives but most liberal men do not have dyed hair/painted nails if that makes sense.
Even just consider Hollywood. They are all liberal men and very few of them have alternative looks like painted nails etc.
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u/EFT_Syte 11d ago
What we consider liberal isnât even remotely liberal anyways. Basically, anything that isnât conservative is liberal.
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u/starserval 10d ago
Even worse than that as you watch conservatives turn on each other for not being conservative enough. Itâs to the point where if you arenât following whatever the current propaganda is religiously, you are liberal. One of my parents called Liz fucking Cheney a liberal.
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u/ResponsibleClub8957 11d ago
They do the same weird thing with liberal women too, assuming that they all have blue hair and are super overweight and covered in tattoos. Itâs very odd. I donât get the fixation on blue hair, itâs a very small group of people dying their hair bright colours.
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u/GraceIsGone 11d ago
And many are conservatives. I live in Phoenix and there are so many people here with differently colored hair and most of them are conservative christians selling essential oils.
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u/artificial_scarcity 11d ago
conservatives rely on memes and stereotypes to make their points for them since their views can't be rationally justified, that's why they lean so hard into emotional arguments rather than logic based ones. "Blue hair bad" sounds better to the average person than "I want to force my religious views on you" or "I want to chip away at other people's human rights".
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u/artificial_scarcity 11d ago
almost like it's a stereotype that was created solely as a straw man to make religious extremist chuds seem reasonable by comparison
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u/fogdukker 11d ago
Word.
Shaved head, beard, steeltoes and flannel.
Left wing as fuck, except I'll also scrap any ignorant fuck that needs it. Well. I used to. Going a bit grey these days.
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u/autovices 10d ago
I think it comes from hardcore party hack grade conservatives whoâs world view is that if you donât know how to chase, tackle, and tie up a pig then you must be a blue haired ballerina sissy boy. Even if you do know how to roll in the mud and capture an alligator if you for some reason utter something like âpsychologists should be a free public service paid for by taxpayers, take it out of the military budget and extend mental healthcare to everyoneâ well that means youâre a sissy. Why a sissy? Weâll thatâs just another anti masculine put down. Why do they do it to themselves? Alpha status I guess?
In any case theyâre wrong and anyone not exposed to that behavior normally would certainly be shocked.
As for this woman though she hasnât a clue about a whole segment of society that are male, masculine, mature, and as the gentleman pointed out have a better sense of style
Consequences of being ignorant I guess
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u/FourWordComment 10d ago
Iâm as grotesque as any dude. Shaved head because Iâm balding, pretty ok beard if I do say so myself, hairy bod, a little portly. He/him pronouns to the surprise of exactly nobody.
But I believe in taking care of those in need; in paying your fair share; in giving back to community; in being accountable for your actions; in good faith attempts to make the word a better place; in dealing with the hard part of hard questionsânot just the easy parts; in protecting peopleâs freedoms; in holding those in power to a high standard; in having a finely tuned bullshit detector. So, Iâm a liberal. Because the modern conservative doesnât seem to care about those things.
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u/Educational-Quote794 10d ago
There are preconceived notions about literally everyone and everything. Individually, people are all over the map.
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u/madmaxlgndklr 10d ago
I have a friend who never fails to remind me that if he didnât actually know me, he would assume I was MAGA. The only good part about it is that I donât have to suss out racists. They feel comfortable, until I call out their bs.
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u/rachelmae77 10d ago
My husband is a liberal man and every one always assumes heâs conservative because heâs just a normal looking white dude
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u/Stellarspace1234 11d ago edited 11d ago
Sheâs imagining the most overt appearance of a liberal.
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u/Jason_Wolfe 11d ago edited 10d ago
no she's thinking of the 'liberals' that fox news regularly talks about. the fictitious group that they claim all look like this.
obviously some people do dress like that, as evident by the photo i linked, but it's not a liberal thing.
edit: i rewrote my comment to make it clear i was pointing out the idea that every liberal dressed like the picture i linked is unrealistic.
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u/insultant_ 11d ago
Their idea of the ideal woman has jaundice?
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u/Slavin92 10d ago
Their idea of the ideal man was literally orange. As long as itâs not âbrownâ, they clearly donât mind the color.
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u/R3TR0_SP3C73R 11d ago
Blue collar men that look conservative but are liberal gang rise up
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u/Hastur_19 10d ago
Liberal tradesman ftw
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u/litdrum 10d ago
Here, here. I like to lay low personally, so. Blending in is very easy(literally zero effort on my part). Finding another like-minded person around here is difficult though I don't seek them out, truthfully. Too entrenched in my life to move outta the hellscape of '24 stickers, flags and whatever bullshit they market to the smoothies next. Co-workers can be fun.....they say the darndest things when they think they are surrounded by hive mates.
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u/Easy_Contract_757 10d ago
Small business handy man here. Lotta people that don't really know me act shocked when I don't flat out agree with their conservative crap. They think because I'm working on a car or doing some plumbing I must be a "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" kinda guy. Nope. Closer to socialism than anything really.
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u/dicklord_airplane 10d ago
Some dipshit conservatives i've met had their minds blown when they learned that I, a feminist socialist raver dude, drive a manual transmission car and do most of my own car and home repair. They couldn't comprehend that a progressive person could operate a gear shift, change a belt, or patch drywall. They've been so thoroughly programmed by fox news to dehumanize everyone outside of their conservative in-group that they're surprised when real-world progressives have the same basic life skills as everyone else.
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u/HolyDiver98 10d ago
Veteran to Electrician here. It's crazy how many conservative comments are openly shared with me assuming I agree with them. I'm not even THAT liberal, but when I reply with anything that doesn't align with their beliefs, I'm just the "snowflake from california"
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u/Meeghan__ 10d ago
one of my buddies currently visually appears akin a skinhead, but he's migrated faaar away from alt right ideologies
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u/Excellent_Routine589 11d ago
Liberal-ish guy here:
Conservatives, yâall can have her lol
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u/transcendanttermite 11d ago
Yeah, Iâm not really into that âspray-painted skin & makeup applied with a trowelâ look sheâs got goin on.
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u/serendipitousevent 10d ago
You leave her alone! She'll make a great 3rd wife to a Republican Senator one day!
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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 10d ago edited 10d ago
I realize the irony of generalizing here, but these young, âattractiveâ , âconservativeâ women who always find themselves giving these interviews on camera have major PICK ME energy. I think they are intoxicated by the attention they get because they are big fish in a very small pond
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u/edvsa
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Damn Iâm a liberal so are most of my family, none have blue hair, we are ALL vets, crew cuts shave cleanâŚway to generalize dumbo.
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u/tigerbalmuppercut 11d ago
Lol all my friends were/are Army or Marine Corps and we are all liberal leaning. I agree with a lot of conservative views and some liberal views I don't agree with at all. It's like people forgot how to think for themselves and just jump on one side.
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u/Disastrous-Soup-5413 11d ago
I personally donât know any blue haired liberal men. I know a lot of business professional liberal men. That blue hair stereotype is not true in my neck of the woods
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u/kpatsart
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This is staged:
Random dude in suit asks girl her political preference in men. She then goes on tirade about all liberal men having blue hair and painted nails, all while trying to keep her methy eyes open.
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u/kpatsart 10d ago
Oh shit I didn't even see that haha. Well now it all makes sense. Turning point USA aka illiterates unite!
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u/tkdch4mp 10d ago
I thought it looked like some "edgy" Christian Youtuber doing a piece outside their church when it's just let out. Or after a young adult church group...
Maybe they had a sermon that day about what good husbands are like and he made it directly political outside afterwards.
Idk why, it just has that vibe to me.
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u/Intrepid_Lynx3608 10d ago
Because all conservative men look like handsome cowboys at Chippendales and all liberal men must dye their hair and go under a lot of different types of body mods (tats, nails, piercings, etc.) Thereâs no possibility for variation here guys.
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u/jbertrand_sr 10d ago
So she's never seen an unattractive conservative man, I guess she's never laid eyes on Steve Bannon or Roger Stone then, to say nothing of Trump...
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u/Healthy_Adult_Stonks 11d ago
Says the woman with slightly less makeup than Bozo the clown.
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u/RogerWilco92 10d ago
Do conservatives think literally everyone in a liberal city has blue hair?
Why do they focus so hard on the 0.000001% of the population that has blue hair?
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u/Due-Designer4078 11d ago
Conservative men keep making these videos hoping to convince women that they're actually attractive. đ¤Ł
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u/juicy_socks124 11d ago
I have not seen one video of a conservative man who wasnât white and old as fuck
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u/Paddlesons 11d ago
Holy shit the amount of both sidesism is alive and very fucking well. Boy, it doesn't take much/long does it? Good lord.
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u/Dense-Competition-51 11d ago
Why didnât he dry his hair after getting out of the shower?
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u/National-Echidna9575 10d ago
That's ok, liberal men (like me) don't want you either. If you have never seen an unattractive conservative man, you have likely never stepped foot into the real world. Either that or you are into fat, alcoholic rednecks and old Facebook boomers.
P.S. I'd be willing to bet money this is totally scripted or set up.
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u/petersib 10d ago
Conservatives are so invested in their personality cult that they have created a fiction that they refrence as what a liberal is. This woman does not know what an actual liberal is.
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u/Soviet_Sloth69 11d ago
I could make the same generalization
âIâve never seen an unattractive liberal man. I mean unless if youâre attracted to inbred racist hicks that try and convince you the election was rigged then go youâ
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u/pfeifits 11d ago
Kind of odd how making it political causes her to think of these caricatures of what a liberal versus conservative man looks like. Too bad that we have been indoctrinated to suspend reasonable thought when it involves our political bias.
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u/girhen 10d ago
Ah yes, ugly blue-haired liberals like Jon Stewart, Barack Obama, and Henry Cavill. Much better to have Chris Christie, Elon Musk, and Ted Cruz. Totally not going to find a bunch of gravy SEALs at a Trump rally.... or Trump himself.
Things I totally believe about both sides: Both sides have some real lookers, and some real... nots.
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u/Janetceferina 10d ago
I have met so many unattractive conservative men lol. I lived in Wyoming for a year so đ but even in Massachusetts there were some ugly ones
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u/bloody_terrible 11d ago
Whoâs more attractive: blue haired, nail-painted twinks, or greasy haired Joker cosplayers in cheap suits?
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u/alcoholic_shits 11d ago
Oh yeah the comic image of a NYC liberal. I wonder what kinda dumb shit her and her hot future conservative husband are gonna argue about.
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