r/facepalm 11d ago Silver 1 Table Slap 1

Triumph 2024 🇺🇲 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/gmoney88 11d ago Gold Take My Energy

As a Canadian, I automatically thought she had a problem with one of the greatest three piece rock bands of all time. Follow Your Heart!!

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u/gdoubleyou1 11d ago edited 10d ago

Not everyone likes the insult comic dog either.

The biggest asshole was the guy who wore his MAGA hat in Mexico, on his vacation.

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u/punchgroin 10d ago

Oh man, how did we miss Triumph going to a Trump rally?

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u/SerKevanLannister 10d ago

Triumph yelling truths at Hannity gave me the best laughs I’ve had in a loooooooong time…

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 10d ago edited 10d ago

Triumph preparing the restaurant for Chris Christy or however it’s spelled is one of the greatest segments I’ve ever seen. Testing the toilet with chickens still gets me

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u/VolensEtValens 10d ago

Chris Krispy Creme.

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u/zeke235 10d ago

It was an incredible segment.

For him to poop on!

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u/statusfaux 10d ago All-Seeing Upvote I'll Drink to That

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u/Northman67 10d ago

A lost treasure!!!!

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u/morels4ever 10d ago

What are you more afraid of, Hilary Clinton or shining your beard under a black light?

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u/ihavewaytoomanyminis 10d ago

"When you watched Philadelphia, did you root for the AIDS?"

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 10d ago

Who's kidding who, the last time your feet left American soil was when you did a jumping jack in the 5th grade, lmfao!

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u/punchgroin 10d ago

! I guess he's off Conan and that's why I missed it!

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u/MarcoPolocompi 10d ago

Eric Andre tried to get Alex Jones to fuck his wife at the RNC

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u/botjstn 10d ago

will forever be one of my favorite videos. dude absolutely knew there was the possibility of them fucking him up, and he did it for the content. legend

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u/ItsjustJim621 10d ago

When I was in Mexico with my wife (then fiancé) back in 2019, they had shirts that said “Keep Calm: you’re on the fun side of the wall”. I wish I would’ve bought one.

Their trolling game was pretty on point.

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u/M_Not_Shyamalan 10d ago edited 10d ago

What a great shirt...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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u/Few_Ad5789 10d ago

"You know what I like about this shirt? It makes it easy to spot the illiterate.

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u/srsbsns 10d ago

Lay it on the line!

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u/CritterEnthusiast 10d ago

Don't waste my tiiiiime 🎸

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u/CatSajak779 10d ago

I’m genuinely surprised to see such a commercially obscure band referenced (not even by name) in the top comment on a r/all Reddit post.

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u/AustonStachewsWrist 10d ago

In Canada they're commercially relevant..... ish!

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u/ryancementhead 10d ago

At least heavily rotated on Canadian classic rock stations.

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u/Satansnightmare0192 10d ago

Agreed. A welcome surprise at that.

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u/Impressive_Ad_5614 11d ago

Rush Lite?

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u/Legaato 10d ago

To be fair, Rush sets an impossibly high bar.

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u/Craftoid_ 10d ago

Makes sense as the only 6 man band to be compressed into 3 bodies

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u/elkarion 10d ago

Neil was at least 3 of those with that circle of drums he used.

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u/SortaWrong 10d ago

One for each limb

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u/vadersdrycleaner 10d ago

Geddy was three with the bass, keyboard, and vocals…where does that leave Alex!?

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u/dwhite21787 10d ago

Rocking harder on a doubleneck than Nielsen on a 5-neck

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u/EkansEater 10d ago

And wrote lyrics. Dude was a mastermind

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 10d ago

Geddy Lee's voice is a high bar.

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u/Andycaboose91 10d ago

"have you played YYZ yet?"

"It's YY zed, and no. Neil Peart is a genius..."

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u/WisconsinHoosierZwei 10d ago

Neil Peart stands alone.

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u/Impressive_Ad_5614 11d ago

Jk

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u/Keagank 11d ago

Straight to Canadian jail!

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u/Impressive_Ad_5614 11d ago

Is that just no beer or ice fishing?

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u/Molwar 10d ago

Nah, penalty box

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u/thoeltke 10d ago

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

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u/matti-niall 10d ago

TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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u/Dizzman1 10d ago

You mean the sin bin?

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u/rdp93 10d ago

Don’t Rush to conclusions

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 10d ago

She just needs to feel the Magic Power.

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u/AustonStachewsWrist 10d ago

Great placement of "one of", can't forget RUSH

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u/Kalixxa 11d ago

As an American, I also thought the same!

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u/arvaja 10d ago

what would she have gained by this interaction though if he had in fact been a proud Trump supporter with "Trump" written on his shirt?

why start such an attempt of dialogue?

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u/TheRealLiamNeesons 11d ago

I had on a red shirt at Target once, boy was that a mistake!

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u/cas47 10d ago

Ahahahah I wore a red polo (from my job somewhere else) into a Target and got stopped like three times in the twenty minutes I was there

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u/BiNumber3 10d ago

And the way he's trying to ignore me, definitely upper management!

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u/Tom1252 10d ago

"He just told me to 'Fuck Off!!' Oookay. Lesson learned: Don't ask Corporate where the Cheetos are."

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 10d ago edited 10d ago

"Flaming hot, regular or cheese puffs?" - Target employee if he had worked there probably.

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u/jr23160 10d ago

Are they not all together?

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u/TheConqueror74 10d ago

I was standing in line at Kroger while dressed in a business casual get up. I had someone think I was a manager there and ask me where products were at. As I was holding groceries.

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u/cptaixel 10d ago

To be fair most grocery store employees spend a large amount of their day holding groceries.

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u/SchmittyMcDickTitty 10d ago

One time in my teens I was in my Long John Silver’s uniform with the hat, apron and everything.

Was standing in line at Dollar General and a guy was asking me for help. I didn’t look anything like the other employees and I had LJS logo all over me.

I reckon some folks just see a person in uniform and their brain is like “ask them for help, they work here.”

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u/MillyDeLaRuse 10d ago

I wear all black as a server at olive garden, went to a gas station and some dude kept asking me stuff I said man I dont know! He said your name tag says mapco! Like nah dude it says olive garden, also this Is a shell gas station lol

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u/GarryTheFrankenberry 10d ago

Point a brother to the snack isle, sounds like a serious case of the munchies haha

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u/wheredMyArmourGo 10d ago

also when I worked at a grocery store, most people got their groceries at the end of their shift

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u/Gluten_maximus 10d ago

Go ahead and just pocket that lady, if they stop you at the door just tell them Terry said it was ok

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u/tatltael91 10d ago

I used to wear my keys on a lanyard around my neck and people would assume I was an employee. Once in Target I was walking behind someone and they heard my keys jingling and turned around and started asking me a question. I wasn’t even wearing a red shirt, they just heard keys jingling behind them and assumed without even looking first.

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u/Galyndean 10d ago

I once had someone at Disney tell me they had to go to the bathroom and get kind of snooty with me for not telling her where the bathroom was immediately until I said I didn't know where it was, but I thought my husband said he found one over in a direction that I gestured in. At least she had the decency to look mortified and that she thought I worked there.

In this specific place in the park, employees wore knaki long shorts, khaki button up shirts (think Crocodile Hunter), and a khaki bush hat all with blue and orange accents.

I was wearing jean daisy dukes, a black tank top, a black ball cap and a large 'Just Married' pin. It was not in any way a similar uniform.

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u/HeyItsOtis 10d ago

If they ask where something is, tell ‘em to go find it themselves. Can’t get fired when you don’t work there. 👉😎👉

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u/rglogowski 10d ago

Can’t get fired when you don’t work there.

One would think, but r/IDontWorkHereLady has lots of stories of people getting fired from places they don't work

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u/Sirfryingpan123 10d ago

Sneak into the kitchen of a restaurant and when the manager asks why you are there tell them, “I don’t work here so you don’t have to pay me!”

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u/nojelloforme 10d ago

My job also requires a red shirt and I have had the same problem shopping there. I've had people get salty with me when I tell them I'm just another customer.

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u/ayylmayooo 10d ago

I went to target during my work break. Wearing a red Polo, Khakis AND a badge clipped to my pants. Biggest mistake ever.

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u/cas47 10d ago

Amazing! I think I was wearing khakis too but didn’t have a badge. I’ve been meaning to go back to target with the same outfit and a clipboard just to confuse people

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u/SheetyGhost 10d ago

I was a young person at a store once, never again.

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u/GrandTusam 10d ago

I was a tall guy at the supermarket, never again

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u/link090909 10d ago Wholesome Seal of Approval

Tbh, if it’s not ridiculous, I’m happy to help short folk get stuff off the top shelf. Just because they statistically live longer doesn’t mean they should spend the extra time waiting for associate assistance

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u/GrandTusam 10d ago

haha yeah, i usually see some short ol lady looking up then looking at me walking towards her and their face lights up like "YEAY, LONG PERSON!"

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u/Diamondjakethecat 10d ago

I am that woman, thank you.

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u/pixie16502 10d ago

I am also that extremely short woman. Thanks from me as well. It's so nice when a friendly tall person saves me from having to search for a store employee.

Of course sometimes I find an item to knock the out of reach item down, and I have also been known to climb shelves a little 🙃

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u/link090909 10d ago

You’re welcome! Yes, the weather up here is nice

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u/Periferial 10d ago

“Yes I can get that”

“Yes I did play basketball”

“Yes I do get asked that often”

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 10d ago

Had a long gentleman tap me as i was monkey climbing the shelving like the gremlin i am and hand me the cereal i was after. Very thoughtful.

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u/ParishedSins 10d ago

As a short person I just climb if I can't tippy toe reach it.

While of course making sure that I'm not going to inadvertently break something or hurt myself/others.

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u/kellyelise515 10d ago

Me too and I’m in my 60s. I have to stop doing that shit. I just broke my arm jumping out of bed with a leg cramp. 🤪

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u/ParishedSins 10d ago

What if there were a wheelchair that had the ability to elevate itself like a scissor lift? Add some supports that stabilize it while extending, and retracting it when the lift is not in use.

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u/internet_commie 10d ago

Yeah, as a tall person I've learned it is my responsibility to get stuff off the top shelf for short people, and help short people put their bags into the overhead compartments on airplanes. I do it almost automatically now.

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u/pixie16502 10d ago

This short person very much appreciates the job that you friendly tall people do for us. I swear, some people know right away, when I approach them in the store aisle, that I am going to ask them to help me reach something. They usually have a knowing smile.

It's awesome that you are willing to help, thanks for being kind!!

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u/codeByNumber 10d ago

It honestly makes my day. Especially if they are a sweet old lady.

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u/ndngroomer 10d ago

And it is greatly appreciated my friend.

Source: I'm a short guy asking you for help sometimes.

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u/zaepoo 10d ago

The baseball caps for my company are red. Every Uber driver in Austin always thought I was a trump supporter, and I'd have to tell them to read the hat

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u/MuNuKia 10d ago

People can be dumb. My little brother likes the color red, has autism, and people make fun of him for his red hat. Not his fault, he don’t understand that people are assholes and make assumptions.

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u/TheTomFromMyspace 10d ago

I made that mistake many times as a kid...

My school uniform was Kaki pants and your choice of Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Purple, Pink or Black polo. Boy wouldn't you know it, I'd inadvertently match my school uniform with the store I was going to half the time (I only ever wore blue, red, and black, so it wasn't hard to do)

Walking into Best Buy in a blue polo and kaki pants is also a dangerous combo -- though you don't get asked if you need help by the employees anymore, so that's a plus.

I had so many people ask me for help getting stuff for them. I always helped, but it was just funny to me.

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u/6inDCK420 10d ago

I had so many people ask me for help getting stuff for them. I always helped, but it was just funny to me.

Kramer moment

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u/gothicaly 10d ago

You kept making all the stops?

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u/__Cmason__ 10d ago

People kept ringing the bell!!

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u/internet_commie 10d ago

Think I can beat this one...

I used to work for a PI (yes, that's a Private Investigator) and despite the changes in divorce laws around the country, we often were paid to spy on cheating spouses. This was in the mid-90's.

One time I was following a two-timing husband around, and he went to the mall. I followed. He went to Victoria's Secret. I followed him there too. This was in December, and the store was pretty busy. Trying to look inconspicuous I aimlessly browsed bras and garters or whatever while keeping an eye on the guy, who was more or less doing the same. Suddenly he looked up, walked up to me and asked me a question about sizes. This was when I realized I was wearing a black pant suit and sweater, which was somewhat similar to what employees there wore!

I helped him with his size-issue, which helped me verify it was NOT the wife he was buying a present for despite that being what he claimed...

Yes, it went in my report. My boss laughed pretty hard at that one.

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u/sorebutton 10d ago

There's an old YouTube video of a bunch of folks dressing in blue polos and hanging out at BB. Pretty well done.

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u/TurboFool 10d ago

Improv Anywhere. A street performance group. No one was told ahead of time what they were doing either. Just what to wear and where to meet, and then they all slowly, and separately, worked their way into the store and stood around. Some actively helped people, too.

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u/bwk66 10d ago

I got yelled at by a customer at best buy because I didn’t know where stuff was. I no longer wear blue polos to best buy.

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u/InfamouslyAnnoying 10d ago

Can confirm. I thought I just looked helpful for the first 10 minutes until I looked down. Promptly wrapped up shopping, but not before a question in the self checkout.

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u/Put_Her_In_A_Bra 10d ago

I tried to walk into Target once, but I missed.

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u/Apprehensive_Diver46 11d ago Silver Gold

I guess you should have worn your Harley Bidenson shirt today

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u/Graphitetshirt 11d ago Gold Starry

That or the Kamala-saki

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u/BacoNATEor 10d ago

Yobamaha

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u/26oclock 10d ago

BushMW

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u/jvrcb17 10d ago

Kenndillac

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u/Chezburgor1 10d ago Take My Energy

Ford

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u/CertainlyNotTall 10d ago

Idk why but this one just cracked me up after reading all the others above

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u/Occumsmachete 10d ago

Me too haha

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u/QueefBuscemi 10d ago

WHERE IS HARLEY BIDENSON’S LAPTOP?!

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u/Gusari 10d ago

I worked for a laser cutting company that uses Trumpf lasers, right when orange boy was elected.

Needless to say I had to stop wearing my Trumpf swag. Wasn't worth explaining to people.

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u/Gusari 10d ago

Yup, based outta Germany but active in the states. www.trumpf.com

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u/passthetoastash 10d ago

Wait this whole time I thought they were swedes!!

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u/aBunchOfSpiders 10d ago

His real family name is Drumpf and is German. Really close to this.

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u/aBunchOfSpiders 10d ago

Yes. His great grandfather who immigrated here from Germany changed his name to make it more American.

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u/YourphobiaMyfetish 10d ago

This was a common occurrence for non-English people moving to the US and even Germans were seen as a lower race for a long time, until well after the civil war.

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u/Decimus109 10d ago

I never understood why this was such a big deal, the whole Drumpf thing was pretty cringe and I don't even like Trump. My family came from France during the Napoleonic Wars and I have a VERY French last name that was also spelled a dozen different ways in France. When they came to America they decided on a way to make it sound more "English", but reading it people can still never get it right and if I pronounce it the French way I just sound like a prestigious fool.

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u/Tballz9 11d ago

I was once lectured by a woman for like 2-3 minutes on a NY street for wearing a "Make America Rage Again" red t-shirt I got from Tom Morello at a Prophets of Rage concert. I had to explain it to her several times, including that it was not a positive Trump message and that I wasn't even an American.

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u/appointment45 11d ago

It is very unAmerican of you to tell someone you're not American.

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u/Graphitetshirt 11d ago

Damn foreigners, always not pretending to be Americans

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u/Long_Educational 10d ago

Fill my eyes, with that double vision.

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u/Drumboardist 10d ago

I don’t NEED no instructions, to know how to ROCK.

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u/Euphoric_Cat8798 10d ago

The most American thing to do is to say you're Irish, or something like that.

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u/rynmgdlno 10d ago

On my mothers side

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u/ItsDirtyDan 10d ago edited 10d ago

I talked with a girl at a concert that had a red “Make America Rage Again” hat on that said the same thing happened to her at a bar before the show. Said she couldn’t even get a word in for minutes because this lady was going off about how much of a horrible person she was when finally she was like “yo read what it says” 🤦‍♂️

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u/totoropoko 10d ago

The opposite happened to me (brown guy). A middle aged guy walked up to me in DC wearing a MAGA hat and asked me for directions to one of the museums. I shook my head (I was visiting DC too, had no idea where anything was). He laughed and pointed to his hat saying "You don't like me very much do you?” and walked away shaking his head.

Dude I just didn't know the directions. I am not even American.

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u/14to0 11d ago

Mine says," Make America Great Britain Again."

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u/lownote 10d ago

"[The Americans] think your haircuts are un-American," a reporter said. "Well, that’s very observant of them, cause we aren’t American, actually," Lennon replied.

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u/Zestyclose_Standard6 10d ago hehehehe

MAKE AMERICA PANGEA AGAIN

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u/thenextguy 10d ago

Motorcycles Are Great Always

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u/jaxjags80 11d ago

Me and a couple buddies dumping tea in the harbor again, just before getting lectured on the negative environmental impact that thousands of plastic bottles of Lipton have on the ocean. I miss the good ol days

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u/kavel1999 10d ago

You got it directly from Tom!?

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u/Betasheets 10d ago

Why would you even waste time on an idiot like that? Explain to her once and if she keeps going then tell her to fuck off and walk away.

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u/DrowningPuppies 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is where I'm at lol if I'm in a good mood I may explain myself once. Otherwise I'm going to tell you to fuck off an mind your business. Midwest nice only goes so far lmao

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u/33drea33 10d ago

And here I am, East Coaster, wondering why they stopped to engage with them in the first place...

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u/Laura_Braus2 11d ago

When I was studying in the US several years ago, and old lady chased me for like 10 minutes so I vote for Obama, even after telling her 20 times I am not American and I cannot vote there.

Same vibes.

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u/DisposableWageSlave 10d ago

When I was in college, I dated a girl who was going through the naturalization process. We had been talking about how long and arduous it was when we were stopped by someone who was trying to get people registered to vote for the upcoming election.

Guy: Hey, are you guys registered to vote?
Me: I am, she's not.
Guy: Would you like to?
Her: Sorry, I can't right now. Thanks.
Guy: It only takes a couple minutes.
Us: Burst out laughing

I felt kinda bad for the guy since obviously he didn't know why we were laughing, but we were rushing to catch a bus.

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u/Aksds 10d ago

Well, did you vote Obama?

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u/AlwaysInTheFlowers 10d ago

I have a Grassroots hat with a camo pattern that says "Make American Hemp Again" (it was out of American hemp and part of the proceeds go to the veterans fund.)

I gave up wearing it a long time ago cause it just wasn't worth my time every 15 minutes trying to explain it.

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u/Moynamama 10d ago

I’m going to guess that exchange ended with her saying, “I still don’t think you should wear it,” before walking away.

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u/Mad102190 10d ago

Shouldn’t it be @ssholes or a$sholes instead of a@sholes?

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u/IntelligentEggplant0 10d ago

@5540135

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u/Peppermynt42 10d ago

I’m both impressed and sad that I could translate.

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u/bradlees 10d ago

80085

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u/Peppermynt42 10d ago

Hehehe nice

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u/69aja 10d ago

Yes.

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u/3vi1 11d ago

Headline made me think Triumph The Insult Comic Dog was running for president.

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u/ConsiderationSad6271 10d ago

My president.

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u/endswithnu 10d ago

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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u/GanacheUpbeat 10d ago

Actually they also manufactured cars as well, we own a 1956 triumph tr4

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u/NiceButOdd 10d ago

I love the TR4, an ace little car. I love the TR6 too. I used to have a TR7, I miss that beauty 😢

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u/mawfk82 10d ago

Always wanted a TR7 such a cool car

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u/WookieeSteakIsChewie 10d ago

My dad had a few different Triumph's. TR3, I think. He always loved them. Made me want one myself, someday.

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u/NiceButOdd 10d ago

I love Triumph cars, especially how they look. I used to have a TR7 but sold it when I joined the military. I have missed it ever since. Thinking about investing in a TR6, but I’ll get another TR7 one day.

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u/3_14159td 10d ago

Yes and no; Triumph Cars and Triumph Motorcycles were the same company pre-war, but the car division was sold off to Standard Motors. Your TR has a handful of parts marked "Stanpart", from the Standard Motors Parts division. Both have a surprisingly decent legacy; neither made any real flops during their heyday, and Giovanni Michelotti put out some really solid body designs.

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u/RhubarbIcy9655 10d ago

TR4 came out in 1961, I'm assuming you have a TR3.

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u/simptom61 11d ago

I had a blue krav maga shirt on from my local gym and was at several times by people who clearly thought it was a maga shirt

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u/UniqueUsername812 11d ago

If I saw a Yankees cap but it was in Astros colors I'd know something was off. That's bananas, man. A blue shirt. Huh.

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u/simptom61 11d ago

I even had to explain it to my own mom. She thought I was fucking with her because of the way you pronounce krav maga

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u/Big-red-rhino 10d ago

"I don't get it simptom61, who is Krav and how will he make us great again?" Assuming your mom calls you by your reddit username.

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u/simptom61 10d ago

Haha, wish she did

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u/Put_Her_In_A_Bra 10d ago

Huh, odd. She calls me by mine.

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u/simptom61 10d ago

It's because you're not a real person to her

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u/silenc3x 10d ago

Look how oddly specific this shirt is lol

That's like 7 people in the entire US.

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u/SnuggleMuffin42 10d ago

She can kick your ass, and god is on her side

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u/vectorized 10d ago

Goodness. What do they think about the "krav" part? Do they not realize that there are other existing language other than english.

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u/simptom61 10d ago

That was the part people got hing up on. Most thought it was an acronym like m.a.g.a. most people understood after a moment of explaining.

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u/MrnDrnn 10d ago

Took me a minute to realize how anyone could confuse krav maga with anything political 🤣

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u/Forward-Fuel-4134 10d ago edited 10d ago

As a German, I automatically thought she had a problem with one of the greatest underwear brands of all time.

Edit: Spelling

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u/soluuloi 10d ago

When I was 13, I found a catalogue of Triumph in my aunt's house. I secretly brought it back home and spent a lot of times with it.

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u/Upbeat_Cut_9562 10d ago

And are these large women with purple hair in the room with us now?

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u/TemetNosce85 10d ago

Steven Hawking stood up and clapped for this guy!

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u/BusyEquipment529 10d ago

I had to scroll so far for this. It's made up ragebait 💀

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u/VexingRaven 10d ago

Looking at OP's post history kinda looks like somebody sold their account and it's being used to push an agenda now. But what do I know, I just spend way too much time on Reddit.

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u/WaterMySucculents 10d ago

I couldn’t believe the number of people taking this obviously bullshit post seriously. Reddit is just Facebook lite these days

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u/royal_bambi 10d ago

I've never felt the need to describe someone's hair or size in an anecdote about a brief discussion with a stranger. Unless said hair and size is an important part of a bigoted stereotype one is trying to not-so-subtly push...

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u/Princeofbaleen 10d ago

LMAO right. "They're fat AND purple haired AND unreasonably triggered!!!" It's an anti feminist YouTube compilation from 2016 come to life

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u/beer_is_tasty 10d ago

Then she dabbed, yelled "YOLO swag," and Nae Naed off into the sunset

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u/richincleve 11d ago

Maybe she was an Indian fan.

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u/jeffhplays 10d ago

This happened

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u/bonerificboner 10d ago

There’s a camera behind him, let’s find out

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u/ChickenChaser5 10d ago

enhance

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u/bonerificboner 10d ago

All we need to do is hack into the mainframe and reboot the system

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u/ChickenChaser5 10d ago

rapid clacking

😎 im in

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u/thebetrayer 10d ago

The purple hair part is the biggest reason I don't believe it.

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u/moonbunnychan 10d ago

The fact that he went out of his way to describe her as overweight with purple hair was an immediate flag to me that this is a guy with an agenda.

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u/jeffhplays 10d ago

8 billion people on earth and the internet tells me half of them are blue haired and very angry

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u/LuxNocte 10d ago

My friends range from progressive to anarchist and I would generally call them all "woke". I only know about 3 people with blue hair.

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u/merrell0 10d ago

Yeah I think everyone with a Triumph shirt (me included) played out this exact scenario in their head, this guy just decided to turn it into a reddit post for clout

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u/noihavenotreddit 10d ago

I've got a triumph shirt and I've had a couple acquaintances and coworkers tell me after the fact that they thought it was a Trump supporter until they managed to read it unwrinkled one day lol. Never had a stranger come berate me about it though

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u/Indercarnive 10d ago

The fact it specifies large woman with purple hair just feels tailor made to play to conservatives.

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u/OberainX 10d ago

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

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u/flirtmcdudes 10d ago

“Rather large woman with purple hair” ya ok… this totally happened

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u/MyGodItsFullOfClowns 10d ago

That totally normal detail to include jumped out at you too, huh?

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u/ButWhatAboutBoomer 10d ago

Something tells me what really happened is, "hey my shirt kinda looks like it's a MAGA thing. I'll take this picture for internet clout and make up a story about it."

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u/BrockManstrong 10d ago

r/facepalm is essentially just Facebook rage bait now.

Look at the top posts over the last week or two. And the amount of 6 day old accounts with 50 comment karma telling me this is real....

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