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u/JayMeiCee 7d ago Wholesome

This is basically the adorable version of that scene in Indiana Jones.

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u/Funbucket_537 7d ago

I'd watch that movie.

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u/Kahoobbb 7d ago

You can watch Indiana Jones though. So do it. Whats stopping you

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u/leftlegYup 7d ago Silver Helpful Take My Energy

Your mom is blocking the screen and u/funbucket_537 doesn't have money for an uber to to get a different angle.

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 7d ago

Fuck you Shorsey!

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u/irishccc 7d ago

Fuck you Reilly, your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.

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u/CIA_Chatbot 7d ago

Fuck you Shoresy!

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u/irishccc 7d ago

Fuck you, Jonesy, I made your mom cum so hard that they made a Canadian heritage minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick.

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u/CptTrizzle 7d ago

Fuck you Shoresy!

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u/Trollamp 7d ago

Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I fuck your mom again.

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u/uscdoc2013 7d ago

Can someone bring a first aid kit? Cuz someone got BURNED!

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u/PeesOnMyNeighbor 7d ago

Oh fuhk! That was a burn I felt all the way back to highschool, with modernization by adding an Uber reference. Touche' perceived millennial! I found that quite humourous.

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u/Pm-ur-butt 7d ago

Can confirm, I remember AL Bundy saying a similar burn when a portly woman caught him talking shit behind her back, "... well I'd say it to your face but my cars only got a half tank of gas!"

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u/DaGrapestApe 7d ago

Awesome!!!

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u/Haulinkin 7d ago

Don't bring anyone's mother into this.

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u/Captain_Sacktap 7d ago

We couldn’t bring her into this even if we wanted to, she wouldn’t fit through the door.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 7d ago

wtf, moms watch movies too. Sometimes.

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u/FlowBot3D 7d ago

Some moms even make movies. Especially step-moms based on my research.

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u/johnsvoice 7d ago

Especially after they get stuck in an awkward situation...

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u/FrKWagnerBavarian 7d ago

Or gets jealous of her step son’s girlfriend.

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u/cantfindmykeys 7d ago

Hey sometimes they are just helping their step son after they break their legs

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u/Anyna-Meatall 7d ago

yeah, u/Funbucket_537's mother isn't for bringing in, she's for coming in.

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u/soccrstar 7d ago

/r/rareinsults would love to have your autograph

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u/cogitaters 7d ago

Raider babies, gettin into trouble

Raider babies, spreadin god’s message of love

Raider babies… RRRRAAAAIDER BAAAAAABIEEES

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u/zebulonworkshops 7d ago

Not the same of course, but look up Hawk Jones. Red Letter Media watched it in one of their Best of the Worst episodes...

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u/reddit_user13 7d ago

Young Indiana Jones

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u/not_a_droid 7d ago

Shortround’s Revenge

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u/Mikeymike2785 7d ago

That Fanny pack scene in everything everywhere all at once with adult short round is pretty badass

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u/Exevioth 7d ago

Dude I hadn’t realized that’s who that was until now. Wooow

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u/Clerstory 7d ago

My favorite scene. That dude is a massively good screen professional —years of acting, stunt work and directing and it all shows. And God, he cleans up pretty good. Those scenes where he was playing a film director—dude is smokin’ hot.

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u/Chez_Rubenstein 7d ago

Short Round and the Playground of Doom

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u/silverback_79 7d ago

Only good episodes imo: Belgian war effort where Indy rides a cross-country enduro bike to convey orders, and the Dracula episode.

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u/p1en1ek 7d ago

I remember that one with the bike. Its the only episode of that show that I remember.

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u/silverback_79 7d ago

The ending really got to me. "I reached my goal, and was successful. And thus, 12000 men lived for 48 hours longer."

As a 14-year old, the absurd pointlessness of war hadn't really hit home until then.

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u/BigEv17 7d ago

Ive heard a fun fact, that there was a choreographed sword fight here. But Harrison Ford was sick the day it was filmed and didn't want to put in the effort. So he shot the guy and they rolled with it.

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u/rynchenzo 7d ago

Yeah he had the shits

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u/FILTHBOT4000 7d ago

Or that Chinese MMA fighter versus the various kung fu/tai chi masters.

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u/archimedesscrew 7d ago

Xu Xiadong

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u/KingDuff 7d ago

Cool, checked out a presentatation of him on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9YdSFS8Ejc

What an amazing guy

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u/electricmaster23 7d ago

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u/Lineman72T 7d ago

I remember going through a phase in the late 2000s-early 2010s of watching all those movies based around MMA. Never Back Down, Never Surrender, Confessions of a Pit Fighter, Unrivaled. All terrible, but I still enjoyed them. Then Warrior came along and showed that you actually can make a good MMA movie

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u/deimos_737 7d ago

There's a scene like this in Keaton's Batman too. Guy goes all ninja sword on him and he just one punches him.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 7d ago

I always wondered why that was literally the only scene to show off his martial arts prowess, and all the other scenes were basically back hand punch guy while hiding around a corner...

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u/BizzyM 7d ago

No time for love, shortround.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 7d ago

Don’t mess with a boy when he’s with his girlfriend. 😋

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u/BrokeInService 7d ago

How has no one said "the flashback in Kung Fu Hustle" yet??

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u/GlockAF 7d ago

Or the famous clip of the capoeira “fighter” getting his shit pushed in with a single punch

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u/JoshSidekick 7d ago

Or how the movie Three Ninjas should have ended.

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u/Jet_Funk 7d ago

More like from never back down

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u/Alternativelyawkward 7d ago

Once Upon a Time in Hollywoo

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u/Gibec89 7d ago

Dude. That was super accurate.

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u/Clerstory 7d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/mxcnslr2021 7d ago

Plus the scene from the shining with the twins.... This could be the best Kung Fu horror ever!!!

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u/re-roll 7d ago

So happy someone else thought of this, too!

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u/zeta_cartel_CFO 7d ago

Or the 1989 Batman movie.

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u/ThePseudoMcCoy 7d ago edited 7d ago

His animations look like they skip a few frames like in a video game.

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u/Fancy_Mammoth 7d ago

Those are his I-Frames

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub 7d ago

Glad I'm not the only one to notice that. I think it was to match it to the music.

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u/Lukthar123 7d ago

Moving too fast for the camera

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u/nuorigin 7d ago

Like Bruce Lee

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u/barringtonp 7d ago

Reminds me of Bubba Ho Tep

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u/theBacillus 7d ago Helpful

The one inch punch demonstrated.

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u/DingDong_Dongguan 7d ago

One Punch Lad

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u/hearke 7d ago

"They call me One Inch Man, because of my short-range punch skill! Why are you laughing?"

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u/LogicalError_007 7d ago

One Punch Brat

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u/Happyday1000 7d ago

You just got me thinking

I hope Saitama has a kid one day just so we can be introduced to One Punch Lad

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 7d ago

Hm. Can monsters even have kids in that show?

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u/Happyday1000 7d ago

Probably in some sort of non-conventional way.

There’s space aliens, monsters, and all sorts of powers. I’m sure they could figure out a way

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 7d ago

New episode: The one punch man lays an egg.

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u/Happyday1000 7d ago

Intro from season one starts playing

ONE PUUUUNNNAHAAHHAHAHH!!!

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u/3-Putt-Bart 7d ago

Little kid holding his little girlfriends hand ain’t having none of that showboating shit.

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u/Otherwise_Intelect 7d ago

This kid keeps it up and he'll be the next Bruce Lee.

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u/leftlegYup 7d ago

"No. Bruce will be the beta version of me."

- This kid.

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u/eeo11 7d ago

I think it’s his sister

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u/Live_In_A_Canoe 7d ago

I think they are twins actually

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u/1CEninja 7d ago

It's why I never bothered with katas. Even contact training with a partner only does so much to prepare you for actual combat.

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u/archimedesscrew 7d ago

Muscle memory goes a long way, but it have to put it to use.

We normally go Kata (or Tao Lu in our case), isolated application, sparring limited to what is being trained, full sparring with light to medium contact.

If you have to think how you're gonna block then counter it's gonna be too slow. It must come naturally, and that only comes from pressure training.

You have to learn the moves first though. So doing katas is a way to teach several moves at once. It also teaches you on how to link different moves, instead of a single punch and wait most people do.

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u/Chronosurfer 7d ago

I will second that muscle memory goes a very long way. It's saved my ass multiple times from get punched in the face or kicked in the gut.. My arms just kinda move on their own when I see something coming, and it's usually a good block.. And that's even being out of the sport for years and in a real fight since. It doesn't always work though, depending on your opponent and their skill.

I imagine I will lose it eventually since I have quit training.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 7d ago

Never been in a fight in my life. I get along with pretty much everyone lol

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u/Chronosurfer 7d ago

That's all well and good until someone doesn't like you and forces you to make a move. The point of training is to be able to defend yourself (usually), not going around starting fights.

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u/1CEninja 7d ago

I learned muscle memory in light contact. It seems vastly more effective to me personally. I mean sure you can shadowbox in downtime but that's not training time.

Then again the art I spent the most time with was aikido which is a rather inefficient art for combat so you REALLY can't waste your training hours with anything except the most efficient practice.

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u/2-timeloser2 7d ago

Yeah but shit, little man’s got skills.

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u/HeraldofblueRP 7d ago

What does Mike Tyson say about plans when being punched.

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u/TrepanationBy45 7d ago

<checks notes>

Equal rights, equal lefts!

Err, oh, the fencing response!

Wait, I think it was something about playing stupid games and his shoes falling off?

Damn which one was it? 🤔

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u/ben1481 7d ago

You know now that I think of it, I haven't seen any of the fight subs bring up fencing response in a bit now. It was the latest hot trend for a while there.

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 7d ago

Wing chun is great for flair, but he will get his teeth knocked out later.

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u/omfgtora 7d ago

Butt shit?

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u/Quiet-Luck 7d ago

No one likes a showoff.

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u/thetroll3k 7d ago

Unless, what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

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u/winsing 7d ago

Fuck! That’s true.

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u/warfarin11 7d ago

Dammit! You're right.

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u/Incomplet_1-34 7d ago

Nothing truer has ever been said.

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u/hobbitonsunshine 7d ago

Eagly approves it

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u/linkedtobusiness 7d ago

You against depression

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u/highestRUSSIAN 7d ago

he winnin

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi 7d ago

not a fair fight. Someone brought a big brain.

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u/DTH901 7d ago

And right back to holding hands.

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u/None__Shall__Pass 7d ago

Baby Bruce Lee takes down Baby Bolo Yeung

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u/thatbstrdmike 7d ago

Every martial arts kid in school when they get in a real fight.

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u/trthaw2 7d ago

I did martial arts for years as a kid. In a real fight I would definitely not bust out most of it, but it’s astounded me over the years how many people don’t know how to even throw a punch. So I got that going for me, which I think is east to underestimate.

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u/Kagamid 7d ago edited 7d ago

A good instructor always explains that these moves are not for a real fight. If you get into a deep horseshoe stance before a fight you already lost. You're suppose to use the fundamentals and increased reflexes you get from repeating the motions over and over again. Once it's muscle memory, it kicks in during a real fight and you have that edge you need to whoop their ass.

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u/janzeera 7d ago

One fundamental taught by my kids instructor was ‘how to fall down’. I see this young lad learned that.

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u/Nerotiic 7d ago

He didn’t though, he breaks his fall with his wrist instead of his forearm

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u/PM_LIFE_STORY_PLEASE 7d ago

How do you break a fall with your forearm? Doesn't that put your elbow at risk?

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u/Nerotiic 7d ago

It could but it’s a lot better than snapping your wrist and there’s more surface area to spread the force rather than just your hand into your wrist

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u/RadicalDog 7d ago

I just finished watching Tom Scott learn this from a wrestling instructor. Link - the big reason is to maximise surface area on impact.

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u/Wildstar77 7d ago

YouTube jiu-jitsu breakfalls.

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 7d ago

Was thinking the same. This is pretty much what happens to every karate/Taekwondo/Aikido etc black belt when they get in a real fight.

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u/danteheehaw 7d ago

A good dojo will teach your grappling for most martial arts. Most dojo's teach you how to progress through the belts because that's what people want. Progression. But the reality is most fights are going to instantly turn into a wrestling match making all the kicks and punches you practice to rise through the ranks useless.

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u/xxxNothingxxx 7d ago

Grappling focused martial arts build some serious muscle on kids as well.

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u/BiigDaddyDellta 7d ago

Grecko Roman wrestling was great in high school, a lot of fun. But I wasn't prepared for the damage I could do in an actual fight and put someone on their head pretty bad as a kid. They need to teach you that it is a fighting style. (I'm sure some do)

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u/Throwaway-account-23 7d ago

Fellow wrestler here. It's astounding how badly you can fuck someone up if they don't know how to fall and you aren't throwing them onto resilite.

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u/xxxNothingxxx 7d ago

I was a calm kid and was almost never in a situation where I would fight someone but in pure strength contest I could easily outdo 3 of my friends against me at once, not bragging since this was in middle school and I'm a weak ass chump atm but some wrestling training really makes kids way stronger than kids who don't do anything similar, I guess the way you learn to move your body helps as well

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u/BiigDaddyDellta 7d ago

Yeah a lot of is is technique. Sticks with you too.

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u/luck_panda 7d ago

Not really no.

Most fights stay in striking range and maybe clinching. It's that the vast majority of people are clumsy fucks who don't know how to not trip over their own feet when walking normally.

Mcdojos don't teach you to fight because Fighting especially striking is tough and striking with intent is a really difficult skill.

Gyms that teach grappling only generally don't teach you to cover yourself and when you start to get lit up and forget what to do because you're panicking you're going to get stomped out.

Fighting isn't good for anybody and it's a really hard skill to learn because there's like a bunch of mental barriers you have to get through that require some deprogramming for your brain to function and it kind of fucks you up.

I was a former pro MMA fighter. I would never grapple anybody on concrete and would rather just slam someone's calf with a roundhouse or two or liver punch some dipshit rather than grapple them.

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u/TheFermentationist 7d ago

I trained for 20+ years. Yup. 1 swift kick to a knee, game over.

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u/luck_panda 7d ago

Frankly I would not bother with that unless you have some serious serious understanding of leg kicks. Kicking anybody's knee is risking you shattering your leg. I do not kick people's knee area ever. I'm a south paw so I almost always just go straight for their inside calf.

Honestly people learning to throw someone is always better anyway. Outside foot reap or just a simple arm drag probably more beneficial to people than anything else.

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u/TheFermentationist 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ya, I'm talking side kick style, use of heel not shin.. those ligaments are super easy to mess up

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u/Thaurin 7d ago

This here is the only right answer, I applaud you.

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u/thatbstrdmike 7d ago

It always looked like they were waiting for some expected strike that just doesn't happen. Usually, they just get picked up and tossed around, pinned, and then cronked with head jabs or torso kicks. If they really followed their training, they wouldn't even be in the fight :wise:

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u/MrDuhVinci 7d ago edited 7d ago

One-on-one the better grappler usually wins, more than one combatant the better striking wins.

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u/Alsimni 7d ago

Yet another example of STR vs DEX

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u/Argyrus777 7d ago

When your opponent is building up momentum for a huge comeback….. on 1hp 🤣

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u/socokid 7d ago

I know TikTok ruins everything, but this cute (but clearly fake) video is ruined by the loud as hell music that is utterly unnecessary.

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u/Robobvious 7d ago

WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE

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u/nzifnab 7d ago

Oh I watched it on silent and it comes across as cute :) no terrible music necessary here.

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u/trisciense 7d ago

very well done, but i think it's fake.

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u/MrNewReno 7d ago

Did the 3 year old doing a backflip give it away?

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u/SignsCereal 7d ago

Its obviously fake

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u/Dizzy_Adeptness_5401 7d ago

Indiana Jones vibes

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u/SLJis1BAMF 7d ago

These videos needs no music, so why add music? It doesn't make them funnier to me, it just makes them annoying.

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u/murdering_time 7d ago

And it blew out my fuckin ear drum since I have headphones on right now. Jesus christ, if you have to ruin your video with music, then turn it down.

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u/narky1 7d ago

Cause it's likely off Tik tok, adding shitty music to things is very much part of their thing.

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u/richrzx 7d ago

It got 30k upvotes on Reddit. Clearly, a lot of people on here enjoy it as well.

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u/RadSapper313 7d ago

The kid in yellow has form. Too bad that’s all he has.

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u/ApricotNo2918 7d ago

Tiny version of "Fuck around and find out"

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u/phineas-1 7d ago

So glad he pushed him over before he fully powered up.

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u/RedditISFascist000 7d ago

It's a modern day version of Indiana Jones and that sword guy. :)

lol Did you guys ever hear the story behind that scene? Apparently that's not how that was suppose to go down. Harrison Ford had dysentery at the time and felt like he was going to shit and wanted the scene over with. https://www.businessinsider.com/harrison-ford-reddit-ama-2014-4 I bet if it had been filmed like it was suppose to be it would have ended up as just another run of mill scene nobody remembered like they do with what we got.

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u/MrZyde 7d ago

Had an argument with a kid that was very good at king fu when I was younger. He said he would fight me and win so when he came at me I just punched him and he timed out.

It went quite similarly to this except I had no girlfriend.

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u/Courage-Natural 7d ago

How I feel as a rogue fighting warriors in world of Warcraft

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u/TheRollyPollyPhantom 7d ago

Better without sound

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u/iiitme 7d ago

Mr steal you girl is easily defeated

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u/retiretobedlam 7d ago

I didn’t realize r/scriptedasiangifs starts so young! (it is cute!)

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u/sgt_backpack 7d ago

What an oddly specific subreddit

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u/logout93 7d ago

ADORABLE!!!!

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u/Matbo2210 7d ago

Deserved

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u/Polishedhuman2 7d ago

ngl kid got sick kicks

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u/kapitaalH 7d ago

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy!

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u/GipsyRonin 7d ago

Harrison Ford Approves

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u/Serenity650 7d ago

Chinese kung fu in general. All show no go.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie 7d ago

Is this the Bruce Lee scene from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that is supposed to be so controversial?

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u/JewsGoneMarching 7d ago

Not what I was expecting at all

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u/idma 7d ago

A kid version of this https://youtu.be/kQKrmDLvijo

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u/ashurbanipal420 7d ago

This is adorable in so many ways.

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u/PKnecron 7d ago

I am awesome!

No, you're not.

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u/Atriays 7d ago

Ouch, you poked me

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u/Coast_watcher 7d ago

Kid just watched Raiders of the Lost Ark

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u/_14justice 7d ago

Impressive in so many ways!

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u/Greenmeem86 7d ago

He’s like “Get the F out of here with that shit” 😂

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u/Grimspoon 7d ago

Didn't Penn and Teller do a bullshit episode that proves this is legit the true nature of martial arts?

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u/GroundControl2MjrTim 7d ago

Mr steal yo girl got rekt

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u/sparky22- 7d ago

Damn that’s funny! Lol!

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u/BloodBrotherSHU 7d ago

The equivalent to the scene from Indian Jones when he just shoots the swordsman

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u/VigiLANCE-86 7d ago

Was the loud ass music necessary?

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u/Lovelyn91 7d ago

God, this music is so unnecessary

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u/feminas_id_amant 7d ago

Never show off when you're down to 1HP. All it takes is a well timed hadoken and you're KTFOd in the middle of the fish market.

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u/invaders_must_die_ 7d ago

And that's why he has the girl

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u/coinflipp 7d ago

He high rolled a critical hit

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u/tlthang 7d ago

This looks like a triangle between us and Taiwan and the yellow dude is china showing his military might

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u/souley16 7d ago

The two kids holding hands are a tough crowd, jeez :)

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u/Quickning 7d ago

That's a good lesson right there. Edit: a word.

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u/Win70ermute 7d ago

Say what you want, that kid is gonna be a badass.

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u/d70 7d ago

The yellow dude is China and the blue dude is Taiwan.

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u/NoSirThatsPaper 7d ago

yellow dude

Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.

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u/Buttshtuf 7d ago

Good video, bad music.

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u/noquarter53 7d ago

The worst music

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u/Aaronmcom 7d ago

Staged for views

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u/ZystemStigma69 7d ago

Show off can make you lose

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u/vundercal 7d ago

Karate only works if both people fight with it

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u/turkmenistanForever 7d ago

It’s like wasting your life just to learn advanced martial art for over 8 years only to be defeated by your enemy with a slap

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u/tusharsagar 7d ago

Wasting years in training just to get defeated by the power of friendship.

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u/_Rikamiza_ 7d ago

Kid in yellow shirt: super saiyajin move

Other kid:

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!

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u/CrassTick 7d ago

Skill looses to attitude, every time.

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u/bleunt 7d ago

Especially when scripted.

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u/Fiyel 7d ago

Take a moment to think about how incredibly cringe this really is.

Just an adult or two directing a fake relationship between toddlers who look traumatized, engaging with another toddler doing a back handspring on pavement, then having one of them just shove the other down.

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u/letmeseem 7d ago

Dude. Find something else to be uptight about.

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u/Sharkhous 7d ago

Go eat sand.
It's a kid, not a pet to teach tricks to. The whole thing is gross

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u/citizenofeurope 7d ago

China (the boy with the yellow t-shirt) vs Taiwan

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u/ClavenEstine 7d ago

Reminds me of China vs Tiawan.

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u/Fun_Form_3308 7d ago

Kid in yellow is china, kid in blue is the USA