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An epic duel ( Not for the faint hearted). Rule 3
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u/JayMeiCee
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This is basically the adorable version of that scene in Indiana Jones.
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u/Funbucket_537 7d ago
I'd watch that movie.
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u/Kahoobbb 7d ago
You can watch Indiana Jones though. So do it. Whats stopping you
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u/leftlegYup 7d ago •
Your mom is blocking the screen and u/funbucket_537 doesn't have money for an uber to to get a different angle.
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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 7d ago
Fuck you Shorsey!
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u/irishccc 7d ago
Fuck you Reilly, your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.
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u/CIA_Chatbot 7d ago
Fuck you Shoresy!
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u/irishccc 7d ago
Fuck you, Jonesy, I made your mom cum so hard that they made a Canadian heritage minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick.
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u/PeesOnMyNeighbor 7d ago
Oh fuhk! That was a burn I felt all the way back to highschool, with modernization by adding an Uber reference. Touche' perceived millennial! I found that quite humourous.
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u/Pm-ur-butt 7d ago
Can confirm, I remember AL Bundy saying a similar burn when a portly woman caught him talking shit behind her back, "... well I'd say it to your face but my cars only got a half tank of gas!"
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u/Haulinkin 7d ago
Don't bring anyone's mother into this.
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u/Captain_Sacktap 7d ago
We couldn’t bring her into this even if we wanted to, she wouldn’t fit through the door.
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 7d ago
wtf, moms watch movies too. Sometimes.
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u/FlowBot3D 7d ago
Some moms even make movies. Especially step-moms based on my research.
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u/johnsvoice 7d ago
Especially after they get stuck in an awkward situation...
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u/FrKWagnerBavarian 7d ago
Or gets jealous of her step son’s girlfriend.
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u/cantfindmykeys 7d ago
Hey sometimes they are just helping their step son after they break their legs
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u/cogitaters 7d ago
Raider babies, gettin into trouble
Raider babies, spreadin god’s message of love
Raider babies… RRRRAAAAIDER BAAAAAABIEEES
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u/zebulonworkshops 7d ago
Not the same of course, but look up Hawk Jones. Red Letter Media watched it in one of their Best of the Worst episodes...
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u/reddit_user13 7d ago
Young Indiana Jones
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u/not_a_droid 7d ago
Shortround’s Revenge
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u/Mikeymike2785 7d ago
That Fanny pack scene in everything everywhere all at once with adult short round is pretty badass
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u/Clerstory 7d ago
My favorite scene. That dude is a massively good screen professional —years of acting, stunt work and directing and it all shows. And God, he cleans up pretty good. Those scenes where he was playing a film director—dude is smokin’ hot.
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u/silverback_79 7d ago
Only good episodes imo: Belgian war effort where Indy rides a cross-country enduro bike to convey orders, and the Dracula episode.
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u/p1en1ek 7d ago
I remember that one with the bike. Its the only episode of that show that I remember.
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u/silverback_79 7d ago
The ending really got to me. "I reached my goal, and was successful. And thus, 12000 men lived for 48 hours longer."
As a 14-year old, the absurd pointlessness of war hadn't really hit home until then.
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u/FILTHBOT4000 7d ago
Or that Chinese MMA fighter versus the various kung fu/tai chi masters.
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u/archimedesscrew 7d ago
Xu Xiadong
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u/KingDuff 7d ago
Cool, checked out a presentatation of him on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9YdSFS8Ejc
What an amazing guy
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u/electricmaster23 7d ago
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u/Lineman72T 7d ago
I remember going through a phase in the late 2000s-early 2010s of watching all those movies based around MMA. Never Back Down, Never Surrender, Confessions of a Pit Fighter, Unrivaled. All terrible, but I still enjoyed them. Then Warrior came along and showed that you actually can make a good MMA movie
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u/deimos_737 7d ago
There's a scene like this in Keaton's Batman too. Guy goes all ninja sword on him and he just one punches him.
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u/Sega-Playstation-64 7d ago
I always wondered why that was literally the only scene to show off his martial arts prowess, and all the other scenes were basically back hand punch guy while hiding around a corner...
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u/mxcnslr2021 7d ago
Plus the scene from the shining with the twins.... This could be the best Kung Fu horror ever!!!
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u/ThePseudoMcCoy 7d ago edited 7d ago
His animations look like they skip a few frames like in a video game.
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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub 7d ago
Glad I'm not the only one to notice that. I think it was to match it to the music.
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u/theBacillus
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The one inch punch demonstrated.
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u/DingDong_Dongguan 7d ago
One Punch Lad
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u/Happyday1000 7d ago
You just got me thinking
I hope Saitama has a kid one day just so we can be introduced to One Punch Lad
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 7d ago
Hm. Can monsters even have kids in that show?
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u/Happyday1000 7d ago
Probably in some sort of non-conventional way.
There’s space aliens, monsters, and all sorts of powers. I’m sure they could figure out a way
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u/3-Putt-Bart 7d ago
Little kid holding his little girlfriends hand ain’t having none of that showboating shit.
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u/1CEninja 7d ago
It's why I never bothered with katas. Even contact training with a partner only does so much to prepare you for actual combat.
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u/archimedesscrew 7d ago
Muscle memory goes a long way, but it have to put it to use.
We normally go Kata (or Tao Lu in our case), isolated application, sparring limited to what is being trained, full sparring with light to medium contact.
If you have to think how you're gonna block then counter it's gonna be too slow. It must come naturally, and that only comes from pressure training.
You have to learn the moves first though. So doing katas is a way to teach several moves at once. It also teaches you on how to link different moves, instead of a single punch and wait most people do.
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u/Chronosurfer 7d ago
I will second that muscle memory goes a very long way. It's saved my ass multiple times from get punched in the face or kicked in the gut.. My arms just kinda move on their own when I see something coming, and it's usually a good block.. And that's even being out of the sport for years and in a real fight since. It doesn't always work though, depending on your opponent and their skill.
I imagine I will lose it eventually since I have quit training.
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u/DownvoteDaemon 7d ago
Never been in a fight in my life. I get along with pretty much everyone lol
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u/Chronosurfer 7d ago
That's all well and good until someone doesn't like you and forces you to make a move. The point of training is to be able to defend yourself (usually), not going around starting fights.
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u/1CEninja 7d ago
I learned muscle memory in light contact. It seems vastly more effective to me personally. I mean sure you can shadowbox in downtime but that's not training time.
Then again the art I spent the most time with was aikido which is a rather inefficient art for combat so you REALLY can't waste your training hours with anything except the most efficient practice.
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u/2-timeloser2 7d ago
Yeah but shit, little man’s got skills.
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u/HeraldofblueRP 7d ago
What does Mike Tyson say about plans when being punched.
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u/TrepanationBy45 7d ago
<checks notes>
Equal rights, equal lefts!
Err, oh, the fencing response!
Wait, I think it was something about playing stupid games and his shoes falling off?
Damn which one was it? 🤔
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u/Quiet-Luck 7d ago
No one likes a showoff.
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u/thatbstrdmike 7d ago
Every martial arts kid in school when they get in a real fight.
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u/Kagamid 7d ago edited 7d ago
A good instructor always explains that these moves are not for a real fight. If you get into a deep horseshoe stance before a fight you already lost. You're suppose to use the fundamentals and increased reflexes you get from repeating the motions over and over again. Once it's muscle memory, it kicks in during a real fight and you have that edge you need to whoop their ass.
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u/janzeera 7d ago
One fundamental taught by my kids instructor was ‘how to fall down’. I see this young lad learned that.
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u/Nerotiic 7d ago
He didn’t though, he breaks his fall with his wrist instead of his forearm
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u/PM_LIFE_STORY_PLEASE 7d ago
How do you break a fall with your forearm? Doesn't that put your elbow at risk?
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u/Nerotiic 7d ago
It could but it’s a lot better than snapping your wrist and there’s more surface area to spread the force rather than just your hand into your wrist
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u/RadicalDog 7d ago
I just finished watching Tom Scott learn this from a wrestling instructor. Link - the big reason is to maximise surface area on impact.
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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 7d ago
Was thinking the same. This is pretty much what happens to every karate/Taekwondo/Aikido etc black belt when they get in a real fight.
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u/danteheehaw 7d ago
A good dojo will teach your grappling for most martial arts. Most dojo's teach you how to progress through the belts because that's what people want. Progression. But the reality is most fights are going to instantly turn into a wrestling match making all the kicks and punches you practice to rise through the ranks useless.
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u/xxxNothingxxx 7d ago
Grappling focused martial arts build some serious muscle on kids as well.
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u/BiigDaddyDellta 7d ago
Grecko Roman wrestling was great in high school, a lot of fun. But I wasn't prepared for the damage I could do in an actual fight and put someone on their head pretty bad as a kid. They need to teach you that it is a fighting style. (I'm sure some do)
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u/Throwaway-account-23 7d ago
Fellow wrestler here. It's astounding how badly you can fuck someone up if they don't know how to fall and you aren't throwing them onto resilite.
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u/xxxNothingxxx 7d ago
I was a calm kid and was almost never in a situation where I would fight someone but in pure strength contest I could easily outdo 3 of my friends against me at once, not bragging since this was in middle school and I'm a weak ass chump atm but some wrestling training really makes kids way stronger than kids who don't do anything similar, I guess the way you learn to move your body helps as well
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u/luck_panda 7d ago
Not really no.
Most fights stay in striking range and maybe clinching. It's that the vast majority of people are clumsy fucks who don't know how to not trip over their own feet when walking normally.
Mcdojos don't teach you to fight because Fighting especially striking is tough and striking with intent is a really difficult skill.
Gyms that teach grappling only generally don't teach you to cover yourself and when you start to get lit up and forget what to do because you're panicking you're going to get stomped out.
Fighting isn't good for anybody and it's a really hard skill to learn because there's like a bunch of mental barriers you have to get through that require some deprogramming for your brain to function and it kind of fucks you up.
I was a former pro MMA fighter. I would never grapple anybody on concrete and would rather just slam someone's calf with a roundhouse or two or liver punch some dipshit rather than grapple them.
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u/TheFermentationist 7d ago
I trained for 20+ years. Yup. 1 swift kick to a knee, game over.
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u/luck_panda 7d ago
Frankly I would not bother with that unless you have some serious serious understanding of leg kicks. Kicking anybody's knee is risking you shattering your leg. I do not kick people's knee area ever. I'm a south paw so I almost always just go straight for their inside calf.
Honestly people learning to throw someone is always better anyway. Outside foot reap or just a simple arm drag probably more beneficial to people than anything else.
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u/TheFermentationist 7d ago edited 7d ago
Ya, I'm talking side kick style, use of heel not shin.. those ligaments are super easy to mess up
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u/thatbstrdmike 7d ago
It always looked like they were waiting for some expected strike that just doesn't happen. Usually, they just get picked up and tossed around, pinned, and then cronked with head jabs or torso kicks. If they really followed their training, they wouldn't even be in the fight :wise:
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u/MrDuhVinci 7d ago edited 7d ago
One-on-one the better grappler usually wins, more than one combatant the better striking wins.
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u/Argyrus777 7d ago
When your opponent is building up momentum for a huge comeback….. on 1hp 🤣
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u/SLJis1BAMF 7d ago
These videos needs no music, so why add music? It doesn't make them funnier to me, it just makes them annoying.
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u/murdering_time 7d ago
And it blew out my fuckin ear drum since I have headphones on right now. Jesus christ, if you have to ruin your video with music, then turn it down.
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u/RedditISFascist000 7d ago
It's a modern day version of Indiana Jones and that sword guy. :)
lol Did you guys ever hear the story behind that scene? Apparently that's not how that was suppose to go down. Harrison Ford had dysentery at the time and felt like he was going to shit and wanted the scene over with. https://www.businessinsider.com/harrison-ford-reddit-ama-2014-4 I bet if it had been filmed like it was suppose to be it would have ended up as just another run of mill scene nobody remembered like they do with what we got.
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u/MrZyde 7d ago
Had an argument with a kid that was very good at king fu when I was younger. He said he would fight me and win so when he came at me I just punched him and he timed out.
It went quite similarly to this except I had no girlfriend.
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u/The_Original_Gronkie 7d ago
Is this the Bruce Lee scene from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that is supposed to be so controversial?
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u/Grimspoon 7d ago
Didn't Penn and Teller do a bullshit episode that proves this is legit the true nature of martial arts?
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u/BloodBrotherSHU 7d ago
The equivalent to the scene from Indian Jones when he just shoots the swordsman
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u/feminas_id_amant 7d ago
Never show off when you're down to 1HP. All it takes is a well timed hadoken and you're KTFOd in the middle of the fish market.
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u/turkmenistanForever 7d ago
It’s like wasting your life just to learn advanced martial art for over 8 years only to be defeated by your enemy with a slap
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u/Fiyel 7d ago
Take a moment to think about how incredibly cringe this really is.
Just an adult or two directing a fake relationship between toddlers who look traumatized, engaging with another toddler doing a back handspring on pavement, then having one of them just shove the other down.
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